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[Temp Pinned] "Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. Are you seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is okay?" Independent Portayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel. Semi-Canon Semi-Literate Semi-Detailed [Penned by: Gray/Royal]
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|| Slep- Rest-
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18 days ago
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"Yeah... so fortunate for you... Look, real shit babe? No hard feelings on my end. My problems have always been with Lucifer, not you, not Lilith... just know I'm not going to martyr myself again anytime soon."
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18 days ago
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"That was who I was... I'm far from who I used to be Eve. Call it perspective, call it being a coward even if you'd like... But dying once was enough for me."
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18 days ago
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I don't have a favorite child. If you heard otherwise, it was VoxNews propaganda.
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"Just because I'm down here now doesn't mean I'm taking up arms against heaven, Eve... When I got down here I fucked around a bit and did some stupid shit... Cain talked some sense into me, not gonna spit in the kids face by going back on my word... did that enough while I was alive..."
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18 days ago
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This is why Cain is my favorite kid... If anyone tells him I said that- Straight to purgatory, Do not pass pride. Do not collect 200 souls. Straight to purgatory
19 days ago
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"Hey cmon thats not fair, of course I loved the kid! But you try spending eternity with the kid who reminds you of what you lost. Then get back to me on why I despise the kids god damn attitude!" Well shit, that got deep rather quickly.
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19 days ago
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"Yeah... I think you're giving me a bit too much credit, but... thanks, I appreciate the thought."
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19 days ago
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"Yeah, well... what can I say, Kid was too much like his mother... never fucking listened." Well that was a bit cruel. "And you babied the fucking kid, it's no wonder Cain got pissed off."
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19 days ago
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*Dies*
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19 days ago
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"Huh... That's uh- surprisingly meaningful... never really thought about it like that."
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19 days ago
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Did I stutter?
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19 days ago
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"Better... he's doing better. Kids been through alot, even after our... less than stellar parenting." The first man let out a gentle sigh. "Can't say all that much, kids business, not mine, y'know?"
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19 days ago
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"Gotta admit, all that tech always throws me for a loop... I remember when we could barely build homes from trees... fuck it's weird thinking about how old I am."
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"So... You've met Cain down here I take it..?" He's trying to change the subject. It hadn't been so long that he couldn't tell he'd upset her in some manner. "I'm uh... I'm actually living with him now... technically anyways I'm living out in the barn..."
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19 days ago
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"Fuck if someone tries to tear these bad boys out they'll be in for quite the surprise, believe it or not they're sharper than they look."
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19 days ago
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"And you're preaching about that to me, Why? Need I remind you that I told you not to fucking do it... If anything I should be saying I told you so..." He was speaking very confidently, but it was a mask to hide how he really felt about it.
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19 days ago
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"Oh shit- That's pretty fucking metal- Beats these tattered old things." Adam said while spreading his decrepit looking wings.
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19 days ago
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|| Me trying to resist every urge to tame Adam's personality when he's talking with his Ex wives.
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"Honestly..? I thought I'd end up in purgatory... I have no clue how I ended up here. Although I guess I technically never died before ascension. .. so, in a sense... I guess this is my afterlife. It's kind of bullshit but... don't have much of a choice... So what's your story? Lucifer get sick of~
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19 days ago
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Oh yeah? What is it? Carrier pigeon? [He said with a gentle laugh.]
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โ Daddy's been gone a while, But that don't mean nothing's changed.~ โ [ โค๏ธ and ๐? ]
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Oh yeah, cause seeing you just makes me feel all tingly inside... You give me the creeps more than Lucifer.
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19 days ago
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Just keep me in the loop, alright? I know how easy it is to get blind sided down here... and you've had my back since I've gotten here... your word means alot.
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19 days ago
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FUCK HELP! SOMEONE?!? ANYONE?!?
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19 days ago
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Will do... the boys done everything he could to make me feel welcome, I'd be a right piece of shit if I didn't give him a heads up.
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19 days ago
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19 days ago
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I will piledrive you so fucking hard they discover a new ring.
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19 days ago
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I'll take you up on that if need be, until then I should be alright getting by on my own... either way, thanks... I appreciate it.
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19 days ago
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Keep that fucking rooster away from me---
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Snitch
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19 days ago
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THERE ISN'T A WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOATH YOU!
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I'll do my best... but if Lilith is back... something tells me that won't be as easy as I'd like it to... she was never the forgive and forget type.
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19 days ago
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Mhm, just like protecting that shithole hotel was your business, right? Well, at least I don't have to worry then. You couldn't finish the job last time either.
19 days ago
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Your mother-
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Yeah. Yeah, that settles it... I'm going back to the barn. If Lilith is back in town, I'm not sticking around... She already has a bone to pick with me.
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19 days ago
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MOTHERFUCKER
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19 days ago
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Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.
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19 days ago
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Oh... Shit- Not a great time to be a fallen angel... doesn't exactly leave me many choices.
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19 days ago
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NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISINESS JAZZ DUDE!
19 days ago
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Oh- Oh fuck- I'm not here- If she asks I'm not here-
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Huh... uhm... not going to lie, I have no idea how to take that- the fuck do you mean you're both?!? [Poor ancient soul. He has no idea.] How do you mean? What's been happening? I've kinda just been at home in the barn Cain let me use.
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10 months ago
Sasha OC RP account for: Hazbin Hotel Netflix Lucifer โโโโโโโ About Sasha: Sheโs a nephilim who has been created in heaven. She was cast out from heaven but spared hell by Lucifer. So sheโs been roaming Earth since almost the beginning of time. Lucifer has been her closest friend for years.
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Hey, I'm a simple man. A woman in a suit of armor can get the blood flowing. You ever spar with a bitch you're trying to hook up with? Shits hot. You do you, man. I prefer being an open book.
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โโฆส The rage in me is ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ก. ษโฆโ
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You know, sometimes I can't tell if you're flirting with me or not. You have such a weird to read energy, dude. [Seems his vanity will never fade.]
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Huh... Honestly, it's a bit more stoic than I expected from you... Hell, if that's true, why tell me? That's the kind of blackmail most people dissappear for knowing down here--- Wait you're not killing me right-?
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I have asked myself that every day since getting down here, Em... some people are just weird, even down here.
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