Dude....save yourself and take the TV deal www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Ummm......

Hey @scarlettdareau.bsky.social wanna grab a coffee or something? Its been a while since we talked properly

Not unhappy with giving up a 5th to move back into the first round and pick up Omar Cooper Jr. at 30 Let's see what we do on day 2 and if choose to roll the dice on a QB or wait till Saturday

Kenyon Sadiq at 16. Know nothing about him really. Guess we'll be going WR tomorrow

Ty Simpson at 13 is a reach

Jets pick David Bailey from Texas Tech 2nd overall. I don't hate the pick. Lets see what we get at 16

I need....something....I'm just not sure what

#NowPlaying "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley Found myself listening to a little more country lately. Some of it is kinda good www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLOh...

Women of Florida are just as bad it seems...

Men of Florida.... like WTF?!? Seriously? Get your shit together already www.instagram.com/p/DWGid49lRA...

This definitely sums me up

Very happy with that scoreline

#FTP C'MON SEAHAWKS!!!!

Getting it in early. #FTP

Abandoned McGuffin Kids Meet up tonight!!! We welcome a new member!! We should get jackets

Instead we're gonna hire Wink Martindale as DC....we'll have the worst defence in the league...won't have a QB so we'll have one of the worst offences in the league....somehow still win just enough games to keep us out of #1 in 2027 draft. Glenn will get sacked and we'll be starting again. Again.

This is my activity this weekend...

We finish as the first time in history to fail to record an interception and the first team to lose each of the last five games by at least 20 points I wonder how we can be worse next year

This is just embarassing

Just setting records for futility. Every year we think we can't possibly get worse. Every year the team says "Hold my beer" They may actually play better if they were all drunk....

Thank God this is the last game of the season

Despite being so historically inept in so many ways this year....we still can't pick higher than 2nd and could end up as low as 7th in the draft....

Not only that but Garrett Wilson will lead the team in receiving yards - despite not having caught a pass after Oct 12 - with just 395 yards. We've never had a receiving leader with fewer than 400 yards in a 16- or 17- game season

Jets could also be the first team in NFL history to have zero interceptions in a season. They started keeping interception stats in 1933.

This is a new exercise in futility

Glenn says he has a plan, I'm prepared to give him time to execute it. That said, I think the next game against the Pats is gonna be real ugly. It's got blowout written all over it. It's gonna be a one sided squash and a real tough watch for any Jets fan who tries to sit through it

Well, we knew Brady Cook wasn't gonna be Brock Purdy and there were reasons he got picked up as a UDFA

Congratulations @mreddiemcguffin.bsky.social you deserve a lifetime of happiness and I'm glad you found your person

Brady Cook gets his chance this week to prove he can be more than a 3rd string Practice Squad QB. Hell, with Fields and Taylor injured, the Jets officially eliminated from the playoffs, he might as well play out the season

and we pick up another win

At least we're seeing a little more of what a QB will have to work with next year with Tyrod playing

The punters are certainly earning their money today

Refuelling

We're gonna win this game...our QB is 6/11, 1 TD, 1 INT and 54 passing yards....just 169 yards total.... WHAT IS HAPPENING? Can someone see if Satan needs a blanket or some space heaters or something?!?

I ever have a kid, I'm not allowing them to be a Jets fan. I can't inflict a lifetime of misery on them like that

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!?!? TANK FOR FUCKS SAKE

#RIP James Watson - co-discoverer of the structure of DNA, Nobel Prize winner... aged 97

I didn't expect to see him get traded. Still, two firsts could be invaluable if used right....which is the biggest IF in history given its the Jets we're talking about