Well that’s suspicious

Tell Apple Music to stop calling me slurs

I am being eviscerated

Did you guys know. Fernet is strong.

So my BIL LOVES cooking and also wont accept help which means he made all of this from scratch himself while I got day-drunk and watched sitcoms on his couch, happy thanksgiving y’all

12 hour drive but I am AT my sisters house!! I am full of wine and my BIL is smoking turkey legs and barbacoa for tomorrow and my sister and wife and I are just watching bob’s burgers and I am so happy :-)

this pic is SO GREAT WOW

Chicken cesar salad crunchwrap because I have free will

introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw!! • Chappell Roan • Carter Vail • Janelle Monae • The Band Camino • Fall Out Boy

The gang’s all here!!!!!!

I don’t get a period anymore because I have an IUD (HIGHLY recommend) but I do still get some slight PMS symptoms on a cycle. Anyway I’ve spent the last hour sitting in bed listening to For Good on a loop and sobbing if anyone wants to know how that’s going

has anyone ever stopped to consider taylor swift gay? i think this is something worth considering. many people are saying we should look into this.

I don’t give a shit about Thanksgiving actually but I do love getting day drunk on a Thursday while watching the westminister dog show and then eating an entire pie so. Looking forward to it

ari’s dedication to playing glinda as the high femme comphet lesbian she is means everything to me

The great (awful) thing about being femme is that if I want to play up how sick I am at the office so I can go home early all I need to do is not wear makeup

Gaylors be like

Okay but fr y’all apparently one of the flu strains this year mutated and the flu vax isn’t super protective against it and also it blows!! So mask up wash your hands etc etc because this sucks ass. Also still get your flu shot anyway 👍

Help or share if you're able... 4hr in and nearing the halfway mark!

Hey y’all I got super sick and am just now emerging from my febrile delirium what did I miss

No mac and cheese left and only one mini pie left = I won the potluck 🏆

Mini sweet potato pies with toasted marshmallow fluff because again, potlucks are a competitive sport for me

Help me convince my wife this is a good idea for us to do

my house has always been on pretty girl ave the pretty girl ave moves with me

Unfortunately I do treat potlucks like a competitive sport which means I did just hand-grate five pounds of cheese at 9am

Truly one of the biggest differences in my life since starting ADHD meds is the understanding that a to-do list is meant to be what you can reasonably accomplish in the given timeframe, not a dumping ground for every single task you can possibly imagine so you get overwhelmed and give up

Hi Pamela!! So actually that’s not how we talk to people who are being nice to us.

Now we play the high-stakes game of “how much will my wife let me spend on a single wedge of cheese”

I drank a huge coffee and my makeup looks great and I smell like a toasted marshmallow and I bought cute shoes and I’m listening to Midnights 3am edition and I’m on my way to meet up with my wife who is going to buy me a pasta & wine spritz lunch on a patio because it’s 75° outside I am thriving

Y’all look at these BEAUTIES I just snagged

This is from forever ago but I remembered it so for people who wanna eat less meat!! Tonight’s inspo is Spanish tortilla, kale massaged w/ lemon, olive oil, & salt, and garlic aioli

now that he’s won, i hope we all continue to hold mamdani accountable. we talk a lot abt how there is no left-wing pipeline, but there is &its function is to funnel progressive voters that might be radicalized BACK to the democratic party using the fear of the reactionary right always on the horizon

My ardent hopes are that 1. The Democratic Party looks to this victory as a roadmap for how to reenergize their base & win back the voters they’ve alienated for the last 10 years 2. The DSA looks to this victory as a roadmap for how to get more DSA members in higher positions 3. Mamdani uses

GOOD MORNING ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MAMDANI TODAY

I am vibrating

Went on an all-day date with my wife (left the house at 7:30am, it’s now 8pm) and now I am lightly drunk at dinner while she sobers up to drive us home, who says chivalry is dead

Couples Halloween costume secured

Snagged a Reformation dress for $50, the femmes are UP today

I am lounging on the couch while my wife makes gingerbread and she just brought me the rest of the Guinness she didn’t use in the batter and it is ice cold like actually I think the world might be a good place

Literally yall this is the best/happiest I have felt in weeks I am sitting outside in the sun with a strong latte and a pumpkin muffin from one of my fave local chain coffee shops and I’m wearing a bunch of opals and I smell like cherries and cinnamon and maybe life is worth living????

Happy Bi ! N day as well!

Happy lottery ticket day to those who have been waiting 6 years for this date to arrive

*dw laughing with dark circles under her eyes*

Could there have been a more effective use of her power? Yea for sure, but i dont think anyone predicted the place we'd be right now. But she is not a savior or a guiding light. Us pushing the needle forward should not hinge on a pop star's plan.

VSFS is tonight. Leave out your VS undies so a VS model can come visit. I don’t make the rules 🙂‍↕️

Elizabeth Taylor x TTPD 🤔

Not risking this one getting lost in the thread: Pussydena

🧵 Chappell Roan Visions of Damsels & Other Dangerous Things Pasadena N2 Photo Dump 🧵

Just like… in what world does the unfeeling coldness of a chain, weight of a crown, or vice grip of a vine scream romantic…? It’s literally RIGHT there

Don’t worry femmes she is pulling back the curtain for us