That cute Gameboy Jukebox is already sold out unless you want to pay double+ the price from some scalping dick heads on eBay 😅

For #flexfriday may I present the world's smallest bicep. It's more one a monocep

It's Pokémon day! It's 6 hours til the direct. Which means it's 7 hours until people complain about the Pokémon franchise on social media like they always do. Have a nice day everyone 💕

Men not dropping their weights at the gym challenge (Difficulty: impossible). If you can't control the weight back down you're ego lifting big boy. Put your peacock feathers away and lift a weight you can control.

I know people are either angry or excited about the fire red/leaf green ports coming out on Pokémon day but if they shadow drop or announce a port of Gen V I will actually sell my body to afford whatever price Nintendo want. The black/white games are my favourite of the series

If you think your life is going badly just think, you could be singing about shitting yourself in a Pepto Bismol advert

Long day out and the cat demanded a cuddle when I got home

Thanks to the awesome talent of @soulfiesta.bsky.social I finally have a fursona 🥹 sorry to anyone who followed me thinking I was just a normal bear 🤪

How fucking dare my tiktok timeline try and show me content from the LGB Alliances account. Get fucking blocked 🤢

Very furry things are happening and I'm very excited about it 😌

Changing gyms and girls am I STRESSED

I hate the winter because what's the point of working from home if I can't do it in my pants

I got a decent pay day yesterday and I actually cleared off a chunk of my debts instead of wasting it on shiny things which is honestly very sexy of me.

Nintendo really dropped the ball by not making the travel mug fully purple :(

This weekend I saw two movies. A high budget movie adapting a triple a game made in conjunction with a large company, and a small budget adapting an indie game made by a youtuber. One had the worst direction, CGI and acting I have ever seen commit to film. The other starred Markiplier.

Holy shit I knew Return To Silent Hill was going to be a bad movie but fuck me

I did not start a cult where we sacrifice villagers to the horse gods. That would be weird.

Catherine O'Hara :(

No you're playing animal crossing again

I incorrectly thought the gym would be quiet at 6am. Ugh

Is it like the law of man that the guys behind furry accounts are always super fucking hot, or is it just my timeline.

Me on Monday. Oh yeah, I have a job now btw 😅

Update: my arm hurts but I've a fuck tonne of chicken to eat for dinner

We gym again today and pretend that one day we'll get bicep muscles. One day.

I've been rewatching Stranger Things cause I wanted to watch the good bits before I finally watch season five and hate the whole thing and I have to say, the deep fake work they did for the younger version of 11 in season 4 is actually really good imo

Me and my Situationship wondering what we are after we just moved the earth

The more of LOTR Extended I watch the more I am convinced Sam and Frodo were fucking on that journey and I cannot be convinced otherwise

I'm most of the way through Two Towers now and I've never watched the extended movies before. sometimes it legitimately feels like they filmed six movies and just cut 3 of them out for the original theatrical release. there's so much movie here 😭

Watching Two Towers and I still think it's wild Gandalf stole the kill of that raid boss just so he could get a new set of gear and not have to roll for the loot. Selfish player behaviour.

What a weird 12 months this has been. Onto the next 12 I guess?

Thought i'd watch the LOTR movies again cause its been a while. Forgot that the extended cuts are six days long.

I feel guilty for ordering something from a store on boxing day but I am feeling too anxious to go outside and I didnt think ahead. I wanted cheese and crackers for later 😭 Please dont hate me retail workers

So @stuffinpuffin.bsky.social weaponised my cat

Games from last night I am genuinely excited about or interested in and will keep an eye on: Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic (inject it into my veins) Control Resonant Divinity Exodus (but only if I can change the MCs face) Gang of Dragon (Legally distinct Yakuza) Resident Evil 9 Soros Warlock

No offense to the Highguard and Wildlight Entertainment but after some pretty solid game announcements, ending your event with a trailer for a PvP hero shooter is kind of like having a whole bunch of meaningful conversations only to end it with a random "ur close" grindr notification.

Umamusume winning mobile game of the year warmed my heart

Buying a wooden frame to help slice homemade bread evenly. That's all it is. few pieces of wood. Amazon has age restricted it and told me I will need ID to receive my parcel. Scary wood :(

Fuck yes new Jade tracks today. What a way to end a week

Finally finished Baldurs Gate 1, SoD, 2 and ToB. One day i'll replay this again but go as an evil character and recruit some of the evil companions, but for now Bhaal's essence is gone, the lord of murder sleeps and I can enjoy a mortal life.

Home alone so i'm belting out No Good Deed as loud as I can. Sorry upstairs neighbours.

I don't know who is responsible for the Discover page but if it could learn from what I do that would be great :/ Surely the fact I block every single diaper kink account should tell whatever algorithm is feeding me content on discover that that's not content I want to find 😭

Love winter. Love it being 2 degrees living in a high ceiling ground floor tenament flat that is impossible to heat. Love energy costs being so expensive that I can't even afford to have the heating on anyway. It's so cold my hands hurt.

Been going easy on the gym lately because I currently can't do any upper body work outs til I see my physio again in December and doing leg day 3 days a week isn't it. I feel like I'm losing progress though because I've been talking myself out of going. Today's session killed me 😭

Why is there an old man at the gym exercising in a t-shirt and boxer shorts. Just boxers. Sir. Please stop that 😭

Found out recently about the Baldur's Gate Trilogy mod that combines BG1, 2 and its major DLCs including Seige of Dragonspear into one single game so you just play everything from BG2's client and the game just goes into the next thing when you finish one, so BG1 > TotSC > SoD > BG2 > ToB

Baldur's Gate is one of the best stories I've ever played Also Baldur's Gate:

The face / the cheeks

Well, I guess there's a bowser one of these too 😅

Red lighting makes me feel powerful

I'm not autistic and the allegations will never stick. Anyway do you want to watch one of the 30 Toho Godzilla movies from my Jellyfin server that I run from my Linux based laptop?