Jeff Jefferson can eat a dick. Ulysses is MY cat now. #powerwashsimulator2

Was watching Home Improvement and my dad made a pun about "Tim the Tool... man" because apparently Tim Allen is a MAGA and I feel like that kind of explains why he's so good at playing a sexist idiot character...

I want a Monk/Bob's Burgers crossover for no reason other than Bob's "oh my god" would be the most perfect response ever to Monk's "Here's the thing"

I love that Jack McBrayer is the type of actor that like, not only does he always seem to play basically the same character but you just know everyone who casts him is like "yes you are THE one for this character"

Pouter pigeons are so weird to me because it's like someone saw an old man dressed up really fancy on top but completely naked below the waist and went "Ah yes, this is how a bird should look"

I remember watching Bride of Chucky as a kid sleeping over at my cousin's house, but we watched it late at night, so I fell asleep... kinda wild to think so many years later I can watch it all the way through for the first time.

Yes, Moorwing sucks, but somehow the entire rest of Greymoor manages to suck worse. #silksong

I DO NOT LIKE THE SCISSORMEN #silksong

@ fancy pigeon breeders: HeiheI is a cartoon Disney animal and was NOT supposed to look like a real bird!

Imagine already struggling to learn English and you find out there are animals called woodchucks and chuckwallas and then you find out later one of them is a lizard

A HURRICANE OF JACARANDAAAAS #encanto

Occasionally the Cleveland Show theme song randomly pops into my head and now I'm thinking about how it's a shame the show kinda sucked, because Cleveland himself was a diamond of a character, the rare Adult Cartoon/Sitcom Dad who's Actually a Pretty Okay Person

I don't even understand fancy pigeon breeders in general. They're like "hmm yes I love these birds, but they'd be so much cooler if they looked completely different and couldn't do any bird things"

American fantails are the "I have ni mouth, and I must scream" of the pigeon world.

The voodoo guy in Child's Play is kind of an idiot when you know the first thing about voodoo, which is that it's a religion that's not allowed to be shared with outsiders. Like, you just can't teach that shit to a white guy and be surprised when he ends up a horror movie villain.

Pigeons are rats with wings... that's why I want one 😭

Just realized the Mind Dragon in Everhood 2 is essentially the Babadook but without the dog murder

Got a Legion Go S with Steam OS and people are not kidding about the fan noise LOL... but I found the reason it's like that is the default power profile is on the highest settings, which also makes the battery life absolute ass.

It's kind of fucked up actually how parrots are considered largely "pet material" but pigeons generally not, when having been domesticated for as long as they have, pigeons are much more naturally suited to life with humans.

when you play House Flipper while high and now someone just has a shower right inside their front door

Basically anytime two fandoms are competing for attention, I'm just being the "OMG TWO CAKES" person.

WHY IS A SINGLEPLAYER GAME SHITTING ITSELF FOR NOT HAVING AN INTERNET CONNECTION #gardenlife

So my understanding of pigeons is they basically really are rats with wings but like not in the derogatory sense that people usually say that; more in the sense that they're lovely pets but misunderstood by people who only know the negative stuff they see of feral ones.

My parents almost named me Pink when I was born (they're Pink Floyd fans and went to a concert while my mom was pregnant with me) and that would've been hilarious with me being an #everhood fan now

Really dumb crossover someone needs to write: Better Call Saul (of the Mole Men)

I also EXTREMELY appreciate boss fights having checkpoints between phases. The final boss wouldn't even be fun if you had to start over every time you died. Actually I'm not sure it would even be possible, with how the oxygen mechanic works.

I love that #davethediver has accurate live blobfish... also it's stupidly fun to casually serve sushi that would be impossible in real life. And have a waiter that always wears a dinosaur mask.

imagines a transphobic Pokemon trainer deadnaming all their evolved Pokemon and looking like a weird dumbass to everyone

Ouija Shark and Shark Exorcist sound like very similar concepts and could even be in a series together, but one is hilariously bad and has an actual plot, while the other is just kind of ??? A bunch of senseless fanservice and sometimes an evil shark, and also a satanic nun?

Ken is the Frank Grimes of Bee Movie.

I'm occasionally seeing fights on FB over whether or not wyverns are dragons and I'm like, why? They're not real anyway, so just make your own canon where they're classified how you want?

Werewolf story idea: what if you can't turn back to human until you've killed someone that night?

Can't believe I've played two games where you fight the sun AND two games with exploding jellyfish and one of them has both #everhood #hollowknight #davethediver

Thor, a literal god, died from Jormungandr's venom. Solar Boy Django fucking fried the snake and walked away. #boktai

I'm going to be disappointed if they make an Encanto sequel and don't call it Encan2

Sometimes I randomly remember that Disney Gepetto sleeps with a fucking gun under his pillow

Someday I want to write a children's story where people use bird names in place of swear words.

Random underrated movie quote: "If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee."

I need to go get my phone charger but my mom is watching Judge Judy on her phone and I'm invested in the drama 😭

Was listening to this My 600 lb Life youtuber and man it was jarring to hear him try so hard to paint this abused, morbidly obese woman as the bad guy. See, I'm used to people like MrBallen and ChubbyEmu where they like, focus on the science and even promote empathy for the person suffering.

I love the part in the Married With Children intro where Al is sitting there begrudgingly handing everyone money

IDK where the hell these people are who are finding Thai Constellation monsteras in big box stores but uh... definitely still got a wait before I find one anywhere at a justifiable price for me

remembering when I played Virtue's Last Reward and immediately HC'd Dio as a Trumper because at the time he struck me as exactly that specific brand of asshole... then it turns out he's a homicidal cultist, and recalling that now, uh... YEAH, I FUCKIN' WASN'T WRONG...

I still love how the animal people in Bojack Horseman have silly names that people might give those animals in real life

@everhood.bsky.social Can we have Pink's ass as a DLC cosmetic sometime?

Five word horror story: "Here's the thing" said Monk.

The only time I'm interested in hearing about someone posting on X is if you're talking about 4chan's paranormal board.

Everhood 2 especially is great for when you want a drug trip but only have indie video game money

Imagine if Portal 2 ended with a bird flying into the boss room while you were fighting Wheatley and then took a shit on him and he shorted out. And then Chell turns around and does a funny jig.

Though LSD is the drug referenced in Everhood 2's title screens, the games actually seem like what I've heard about DMT; apparently you can see elves on DMT in particular and they kinda sound like the gnomes and higher beings in Everhood.