WAIT WAIT WAIT WE SAW ALASTOR'S LITTLE HOOFSIES! he was fighting without his shoes the whole damn time 🤣 #hazbinhotelspoilers

val and velvette just being so fucking done with vox's shit and taking his screen home like he's a tantruming toddler was the best way he could've been handled. like he didn't deserve a more dramatic finish than that, i hope they just keep his screen strapped to a wheely chair #hazbinhotelspoilers

Alastor using his legs as arms cracked me up. Like my guy knees don't bend like that #hazbinhotelspoilers

Alastor goes weeee #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelS2

I just know they are besties #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart

Gossip buddies~✨💜 #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #Alastor #HazbinHotelVelvette

y'know, i hate to say it, but i think a favorite line from ep6 has to be "I'm from fucking Florida!". val, you're a despicable piece of shit, but at least you're an amusing piece of shit. and good aim #hazbinhotels2

well alastor had like his worst day last week, but at least he seems to be having a good time now. kicking in his rolly chair, fucking up vox's relationships, just being a backround menace. his true calling. #hazbinhotels2 #hazbinhotels2spoilers

the rat queen and king roach ❤ #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelniffty

Rosie pegs Alastor SO FUCKING HARD you cannot tell me otherwise. Him on the leash just fucking proves it. #Radiorose #Alastor #Rosie #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2 #Spoilers

also vox and alastor's entire song took place like just feet from vox's bed, with an ass-naked val still in it and just... watching the whole thing 🤣 #hazbinhotel #spoilers #hazbinseason2

random bits I loved in episode 4: •al keeping his roach crown •confused angel •blobfish •susan's 'in memory of' bench •rosie's leash •al bitching about being a pet •baby vox •the long ass news scroll •niffty's entire song •al's VERY upset ears •val's little feetsies #hazbinhotel #spoilers

i love alastor with every fiber of my being, but that deer boy is an idiot. and honestly, after what he said to that poor tv, he deserves to deal with the consequences of all his actions. he made me feel bad for VOX. unacceptable. god they all suck so much i love them. #hazbinhotel #spoilers

the speaker of god is perfect in every way, I love her #hazbinhotel #speakerofgod #spoilers

ok but has anyone considered that my wife is perfect and can do no wrong? #hazbinhotel #rosie #spoilers

it's pride so everything's probably going to get subsequently hornier it's the way of things forgive me #chaggie #hazbinhotelnsfw

vaggie has a surprise for charlie to kick off pride month... #chaggie #hazbinhotelvaggie #hazbinhotel

just practicing a little darling #hazbinhotel #niffty

besties date night ALL the tea (and wine) is getting spilled #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelrosie

it's heating up (uugh) #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor

my late submission for mermay ft some of my favorite lovely ladies ❤ still trying to figure out digital art #chaggie #hazbinhotel