... holy shit they did the Onion's Subway promotion for real

When Twitter was heavily used by liberals, it was a bubble. Now that it’s mostly right-wing bots directed by a ketamine-addicted neo-Nazi billion, it’s more like real life.

These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

Did everyone just forget that they hated Drake like 2 years ago, or is everyone just ok with pedos now that we know so many celebrities were in "the files"? I'm genuinely shocked by the amount of people ik that were SO hyped for Iceman. It wasn't even that long ago that hating Drake was "cool"

THREAD- Clearing up the Dear IBM and IDA timeline because it's something that's personally bothered me for a while how spaced out it is. The real life reason is that the installments kept getting delayed into seasons like fall and winter that couldn't be easily explained away lol (1/?)

Happy birthday to DOOM (2016)!!!

Guys, this isn't the pied-a-tierre tax for the super rich! This is the one for regular homeowners that he only proposed because Hochul refuses to tax the rich! This is a good thing! (Saying this because everyone in the replies seems to be mixing the two up)

Oh yeah for the record anything I add to the TCC Wiki (I am "AGM8Wiki" on Fandom) is canon to the Capy Company Universe, unless it's an old edit and contradicted by a later video. In that case, I just haven't fixed that yet. Saying this now so I don't have to keep issuing full decrees lol

Bummer! Here Are Five Star Wars Characters Currently Burning in Hell Because They Never Heard of Jesus Christ ggtribune.com/2026/05/04/b...

Smells Like Teen Spirit Airlines If you've ever flown on a plain, you know people tend to come as they are on Spirit Airlines. But now that the company is ex utero, many are wondering why Donald didn't want it for a sunbeam? Is he dumb? Or was there something in the way? by Maureen Dowd

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Loredump for things I really don't feel like including in future TCC videos but want to make canon: 1. Master Malachi was born on 9/11/2001 2. "When My Horse Left Me" is now canon again, as "Jesse Houston" is just another alias of MCB. (1/2)

Rich people are people too 😫😫😫😓😓😓 By the New York Times

A reminder, as Obama and Mamdani come together for the first time in person, that Mamdani is everything the GOP said Obama was... but wasn't: an African-born socialist Muslim. #justsayin

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

TCC loredump: The Gaylands isn't just lesbians, it does have a lot of gay/bi men too (roughly 35% of the population). However, most of the gay men live outside the capital of Scissor City, as the name implies. Also lesbians rule the country.

“Jesus ‘CHRIST,’ a total loser, died like a Dog, has been DEAD for more than 24 hours and is NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!” Herod the Great, 33 AD

all done! TSWS- never happened bc the OG film is my worst one and making the "When My Horse Left Me" music video was enough. however, I've made plenty of other things besides the other two Dear IBM 3- story split into IDA: Part III and that, both done TMMM- releasing tmrw as "TMatF"!!!

Imagine being such a terrible person that the Pope publicly declares that even God won't listen to you. Yikes.

Sure thousands of people are being slaughtered globally on behalf of the Epstein class of fascist elites but you don't know what it was like having to live through a Black stormtrooper and women with dialogue who aren't sex dolls in video games

these used to have wacky stuff like Hilary Clinton Gets Alien Pregnant and now they are just The News.

we have started a war and named it after a late '00s YouTube channel.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.

This is the worst analogy anyone has made about a video game since the time that one guy compared The Last of Us 2 to Schindler's List

The Democrats’ ability to use the language of social justice and economic equality without actually doing anything that alters the status quo has caused a lot apolitical, tuned out people (the average voter) to assume the status quo is those things.

Hakita's target audience for Layer 8 is masochists, there's no other explanation #Ultrakill @hakita.bsky.social

TOMORROW.

A 2023 German psychiatric study found that playing Super Mario Odyssey significantly improved depressive symptoms in clinically depressed individuals compared to regular psychotherapeutic treatment, reducing depression by 43%.

Doesn't seem like the healthiest democracy when elected officials have to release pre-assassination statements

While I understand Zohran Mamdani's POV on not wanting to pick a fight with the Democratic Party establishment in order to have an easier time passing his agenda, it really reeks of Obama appeasing Republicans when they were never going to agree to any compromise with him.

The French aren't holding back

Today's the day Dear Rep. Mann, With districts this large, representation and oversight suffer. Expanding the House would make Congress more responsive, accountable, and closer to the people it serves. Please explain why you oppose this common-sense reform. Sincerely, [Name] #projectuncap

Is every news outlet saying that Melania is "doing well" in an effort to minimize the fact that most people aren't MAGA (like how the NYT keeps interviewing the same few people for those "we asked 11 people about how Trump is doing" articles), or is it actually doing well?

Q-Anon wasn’t right. You don’t win Clue if you have the wrong murderer.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars

Analysis | Whether it was furnishing Jeffrey Epstein with young girls in the 1990s or furnishing Stephen Miller with murders in the 2020s, Donald Trump has always helped his closest associates get an erection.

We had to put up with school shootings because "the 2nd Amendment" But watch ICE eliminate the right to bear arms by executing anyone they find with a gun and to hell with the 2nd Amendment. ICE will soon be killing citizens in their own homes because they're scared there might be a gun inside.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Most obvious fed since that one acc on Xitter from like 2023 that posted the "you want percs? xanax? guns?" thing lmao

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.