woman who is a little baby with spice somehow gets addicted to carolina reaper cheese and puts it in everything please help

Trying to read at work and the story is at its climax AND I GET PULLED AWAY FOR SOMETHING CRYING SOBBING It’s my fault for trying to read, but! The momentum is gone 😔

Abolish work let me live on a farm with my friends >:/

Even though I present myself in a cheerful way, I’m actually sad a lot and just don’t show it LMAO Seasonal depression with dysphoria is a hell of a cocktail :( This time of year always makes me think of what I’ve accomplished this year, and more often what I *haven’t* yet accomplished.

College days Teeny Scholini :3

I just had an interview and I think it went pretty well :0 hopefully I can escape my current job LMAO

i've been told that Teeny in this outfit looks like a widow whose spouse mysteriously disappeared. listen she's never been married ok, stop searching for the bod- (she is accepting spouse applications but is very Weird so you probably shouldn't)

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

my friend got me the new hair I'M SO HAPPY IT LOOKS SO CUTE

i like this

THINKING ABOUT POKÉMON I WANT TO GO HOMEEEEE

Important question: what Pokémon would your wol be! Teeny is very Tinkaton coded…. Small, pink, cute, but has a HUGE hammer to smash stuff with

My 50 something year old boss was just telling me something was sus and then winked at me I hate it here (I laughed)

Secret Teeny Sanguini lore: She always carries heart chocolates and letters with kind words (both made by her) in her mail bag! If she comes across someone that's feeling down, she'll give them a letter and chocolate from an "anonymous" sender to remind them they're loved.

always winning

I’ve been Thinking (don’t let her do this) But isn’t going to work just like. Bad Role playing for a paycheck? I’m not a cashier, but I can pretend to be one if u pay me type of thing (not sexually)

Morale hasn’t improved so my friends are going in the fryer too c: 💜

🚨 reminder 🚨 (for myself too)

Whenever I visit my dad he slips me and my brother cash randomly (love him!). Today I found a $20 bill from him in a pair of old jeans and got pizza so I’m having a good day! Love you dad

BIG THINGS HAPPENING IN MINECRAFT

Fall is so beautiful, and definitely my favorite season BUT IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TO WAKE UP EVERYDAY

My work environment is so insane 😭 The manager for the store is quitting tomorrow, the NEW manager (that’s been here for 2 months) is taking an indefinite leave of absence starting tomorrow, the front counter person quit 2 weeks ago, and we haven’t filled the vacant positions for 6+ months LMAO

Happy bi day everyone!!!! 🩷💜💙

I have a lot, but think about this one often

It makes me incredibly happy when friends want to hang out or plan something together! I’ve always felt kind of outcast(?) and unwanted, ruining my self-esteem and making me kind of a gloomy person You’re telling me you want to hang out with ME? With THIS creature? I love u

Hmmmm….

To people that pee on toilet seats: I am looking at you with disappointment and hope you stub your toe today in an inconvenient way :)

deep frying Teeny until my morale improves 💜

A single wasp keeps chasing me at work ;-; I think it likes the smell of my sunscreen….

please perceive my new catgirl: Marsha Mallo!

im transmasc and queer. i so rarely put my name out there bc my circumstances are neither dire nor urgent, but ongoing medical care and car bills have wiped out my savings. im still working on 2.5k in debt and treatment is... well it never stops ko-fi.com/marshmoogles Venmo @ incubini

Dark souls II my beloved

yearning to visit friends, but everyone is so far away 💔

HAPPY WOMEN’S EQUALITY DAY!! 🎉

My new video, Notes on Vanishing, is out now. I keep returning to an unthinkable question: is it time for trans people to make ourselves disappear? Enjoy 🌃 youtu.be/cqhiup5qSY8

i made a video about this years back, but one of my least favourite things about AI is how it exploits human empathy to get is on board with evil/dumb/useless shit

🐥

Happy Friday

a cheeky little wink for all the miso fans

Praying I don’t explode into blood this week….. injections are the worst :C

I’ve been doing a little bit of drawing at work between things, so we return to our roots of ‘3/4ths angle facing left’

i think it's time teeny got a gun

20 thousand dollars would fix me right now

this took longer than anticipated but im done!! #martmoogles

LOVING the new oversized shirts (long hair teeny jumpscare) (she isn’t real she can’t hurt you) (look behind u)

I definitely might possibly be sick my ears are burning..

This is what I look like if you’re wondering!