I had my first mini dementia screening at my wellness check today. Drew a clock and still remember my 3 words- daughter, heaven, mountain. Today I forgot to put soap in my laundry

Not sure I believe that. BUT they would absolutely take advantage of a situation. Every expert has said hantavirus is a nothing burger but the media is making a bfd about it. And who controls the media? 🫠

LOL Lindsey That's not why it's going nowhere. It's going nowhere bc we never should've attacked a country that could hold the whole world hostage

Republicans are only abt 33.5% of the of Tennessee voters. The vast majority of voters are unaffiliated. This doesn't have to be the end. Get those unaffiliated voters to the polls in Nov!!

PT Barnum would be so proud substack.com/@campcallout...

DEI makes us stronger. We have to stand together against the Republican lie! substack.com/@anchorlight...

Regime: states rights! States: assert their rights Regime: not like that

Every single one of his administration should be prosecuted for allowing this demented fool to remain in office

And Exhibit 482 for the 25th

If there's nothing in the file to incriminate 🍊🫏 why not release them? We the people aren't stupid. #releasetheepsteinfiles

I filed my taxes electronically. 3 weeks ago tmw. The IRS website apologizes for the delay. You will never convince me this isn't because of Doge hacking the staff to shreds. Not winning.

Not really. Not losing. They have the wind at their backs now courtesy of the complete dysfunction of Republicans. So NOW is the time to make progress! Trump should absolutely be impeached. And all parties involved in this disaster held accountable!

WHYYYYYY does anyone believe DT when he says the war is 'almost over'? He's sending 10K more troops to Iran. Plus, he lies about EVERYTHING

Clearly this is trump giving a guy last rites after he took away his healthcare

It's April 14th. Isn't Polythene Pam supposed to be testifying today?

Wow, even Orban can concede defeat. No insurrection, no big lie, no whining? 😵‍💫

OUTRAGEOUS

🛢️ $2,000,000/ ship to traverse a Strait that was free six weeks ago. I now understand how he bankrupted casinos. 💸

Ok people - specifically the people complaining abt TACO: NO, we don't think it's funny. NONE of this is funny. It's about ridiculing him. Humiliating him. All he cares about is $$ and what people think of him. And if saying TACO gets under his skin I'll do it til the day I die. TACO TACO TACO 🌮

My feelings exactly, Patsy

What The Actual FUCK? What's it going to take for Congress to nut up and remove this lunatic? IS there a bridge too far? Nuclear weapons? I'm not sure the world can survive until November

A dear friend just died this morning of cancer. She was set to be enrolled in a trial that got canceled. Her blood is on their hands. FDJT to eternity and back.

Breaking news: Crazy Bastard Projects! Next will he call them insane?

Every time RFK says something I hear Woody Woodpecker

What if....WHAT IF....taking control of the ballots wasn't just about rigging the next election? What if it was about covering up fraud in the last one?

You should need a passport to go to Tennessee

When Biden left office we had the best post covid economy in the world. Now....we're headed for disaster The bankruptcy king is bankrupting us now. That's what he does.

This headline was perfect both before and after whatever that was

Welp. I had just decided to start calling him the Godfarter but now I'll have to go with Dr. Poo

So he's comparing this to the two World Wars. I'm sure that's nothing to worry about

Here's a few people worth a follow!

What god do they worship???

Says the guy who is selling visas

Standing metaphorically with all the protestors today!! I had to work 😭

If I wanted an app for lies I'd go back to X

A cognitive test is not the same as an intelligence test. Thanks for illustrating that for us, dementia don

A haiku-ish poem: Market tanks, Trump tacos. So predictable 🤪

They sent it via Pakistan? So what happened to that unnamed 'top official' in Iran he was talking to? #LiesLiesLies

In other election news, Phil Berger (NC) has conceded defeat. Ding dong bitches!

"'Amazing': Trump claims he received a 'very big' gift from Iran" but he can't tell us what it is 😂 Do you believe this? Anyone? Bueller?? His meds need adjusting again 🤣 www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-g...

Trump: make no deals unless the SAVE act is passed. This MF doesn't give 2 hoots about anything but staying in power. Reps were working on funding TSA and FEMA but nooo He'll watch planes crash, emergencies go unresponded to and people wait in tsa lines for hours. He doesn't care about us.

Liberia. They want to send a man from Central America to Africa. I'm out of words. Trump administration ready to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Liberia, asks judge to lift block - CBS News share.google/SdBLin2WVNdr...

Yeah, this is really going to help with check-in lines. What's left for trump to fuck up?? Chuck E Cheese? FDJT

The irony. IT BURNS

Just let them keep talking. November is coming.

Found this gem the other day. A remake of an old Woody Guthrie song ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=soSU...

My uncle flew refueling planes for the Air Force. I wonder what he'd think of this. He was conservative. I think he'd have fallen in line. So sad that we're losing lives bc that demented fool treats war like a reality show.

So now we all know the answer to: what if the stupidest man on earth started the stupidest war in history FDJT

Is he saying that there are still easily destroyable targets left? Who believes this rot? Too late, trump. Too late. You can't unring this bell

Trump now saying war could be over soon. Translation: the market has tanked and everyone hates me and I have no fn idea what I'm doing so I'm bailing