Monty destroyed ANOTHER fucking group of staff bots, and they were all janitorial, so guess who's left to pick up HIS mess

I'm the best :3

Been forgetting about this cause I've been busy with my loyal fans :p

I need someone to point me in the direction of pretty women.

Merry Christmas to all my adoring fans, except one, you know who you are

Freddy dunked his balls in the soda dispenser

I'm making a callout post on my bluesky.app. this fucking this is a bitch fuck. so if you happen to be passing by my green room these coming days, you know why. i'll show this thing that ROXANE THE FUCKING WOLF IS THE BEST.

Just so we're all on the same page here, trans rights!

Someone found this weird looking bonnie loom alike below the pizzaplex

Somebody keeps trying to MAIL me pics of their balls Not the cock, just the balls THE FUCKING STAFF HERE AT THE PIZZAPLEX KEEPS PUTTING THE PICS IN MY GREEN ROOM WHILE IM PERFORMING

I'm still confused by the security system fazbear entertainment installed, it behaves like malware and it seemingly does nothing. Just more proof the higher don't know what they're doing

When the time comes I'm gonna commit a crime and fazbear entertainment can't stop me

I'm locked tf in rn

Ugh I hate this place. Sometimes I'm just chilling in my green room when suddenly a snot nosed kid with a fucking mega pizza deluxe pass or some bs like that comes in here. And now I gotta act all happy to see them, or else the fucking corpo ass wipes get mad.

I am scared of my simps. I've seen what some post.

Haven't posted much cause Freddy has been up my ass about getting shit done. Eh whatever I'll be sure to keep on this

Monty just ate a couch. When I asked him, he just said he was hungry.

Women pretty

Maybe I should do some photo shoots for here. ;P

Why the hell is Chica trying to get me to ear more of that awful pizza, like damn bitch that shit feels like it'll kill me

In case anyone was wondering, the gayest one in the band was definitely bonnie. Shame he's still missing.

Update: the pizza is still kicking my ass

Chica got me to try the pizza we make here at the pizzaplex, AND GOD THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD. No idea how she stomachs it.

I'm the best

I'm seeing people post their interests, well for those who need to know - me - myself - I - not having my eyes stolen

heard about this bluesky thing, im sure theres tons of adoring fans here, and maybe more