I need to draw vincent northern lights with his whole entire hog out again

people that keep reposting the like 10 pictures I've posted here because I rarely have time to draw self indulgent boner pictures are doing the lords work thank you for your service spreading the gospel

i think i'm going to have an embolism and die when orf finally lets us see weedmans hog

moving like schrodinger's switch, do I want fucked stupid or do I want to do the stupid fucking. all possibilities exist until a conscious observer collapses them.

if I have to be the first person to stand up and bravely say "I don't want to spend all that money on the bx-10 beyblade stadium, I'll draw someone's boner crazy style for it" then so be it

the bards get + one million charisma fruity sheath out mandolin drawing was prophetic (BRD is my phys ranged DPS in FFXIV now)

plays a gay little song that pisses you off but also makes you horny #furrynsfw

good ending: underwear with week old piss stains, musk from his window AC breaking and I guess a hint of weed smoke (not my jam but he's the weedman so) bad ending: everything I just said but also he smeared res on his underwear after cleaning his shit out and absentmindedly playing with his junk.

orf I'm begging you let me see the weedmans hog

this man sucks it crazy style I just know it look at him bro this dude is hitting you with that sloppy vacuum force so hard you black out from half your blood getting pulled to your dick.

I haven't seen my husband in a week so as you can imagine, I want to fuck his brains out

Sorry I haven't posted here in a while and the best you get right now is a dumb post about junk musk and dark souls, I haven't had time to draw but I also can't sleep well so I get to just lay in bed and have my brain torture me with dumb thoughts until exhaustion gives me release.

Sweaty games (derogatory; soulslikes) 👎 Vs Sweaty games (enthusiastic; makes balls smell good) ↕️🙂‍↕️

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

As a furry artist my deepest Starfox lore is that the first smut I ever drew came when I was like 15 and realized my hands were the lathe of God and I could make the sharpclaws from Adventure fuck. It wasn't even Fox or Wolf like it should've been lol.

mr president if you don't give me $3000 a month so I can draw me pissing on myself you're a bitch

hey check this out 💦🟡

dildo companies out here putting difficulty ratings on their knots and the beginner 1/3 star one still looks like it would kill me omg y'all are doing fast food cup size creep to your holes.

furries under 25 love to force themselves to think about art they think is gross to get performatively mad and instead of blocking the artist and minding their dumbass business, they shrink and transform into a little Ernst Rohm cosplayer just for proud boys to still want to shoot them in the head

20 year olds posting big boy pants fightin words about vague purge wish fulfillment in the CSAM genie lamp again lol ok little homework boy.

anyway hey I feel like once a month I think about how obscenely HORNY He Is Legend's lyrics can be and I haven't posted that here yet but I'm doing it now. like look at this shit Schuyler Croom wants to be a werewolf on a sex rampage SO bad.

someone linking me to @untamedtrading.co and my immediate thought is "this is like if Lord Huron's George Ranger Johnson was REALLY fuckin horny" and I don't think I could give a sex toy company higher praise than that lol

hole is so dumb like every drawing I ever see of it I'm like "that looks too low why is it there lol you fucked up" and then I see real pictures and I'm like "huh yeah I guess it is there". I have been drawing smut for like 20 years and it still keeps happening.

plays an even gayer little song that pisses you off even more but also makes you horny #furrynsfw

note to self: I'm going to draw bard acacia playing a fife or some shit like a stupid slut like zero subtlety blowjob implication because I've decided this bit is really good and will now be reoccurring.

plays a gay little song that pisses you off but also makes you horny #furrynsfw

im this but with metalcore and emo

I warned you about my tablet bro!!!! I told you dog! Rudy is @orforf.bsky.social's little youtube poop weedman freak. #nsfwfurry

the only law I won't break is having to draw balls so they look like they smell good and probably some other ones but this is a big one.

I warned you about my tablet bro!!!! I told you dog! Rudy is @orforf.bsky.social's little youtube poop weedman freak. #nsfwfurry

@halodansfwamasu.wolfbear.club you have gotta be joshing me with this display name I can't believe I let you fuckers sleep in my studio

husband's busy with ffxiv time to use my power for evil

fuck it FCF bonus art. post nut draw over from 2024 when I had really long diva hair. #nsfwfurry

fuck it FCF bonus art. post nut draw over from 2024 when I had really long diva hair. #nsfwfurry

nice try but you can't delete my mental illness where he lives

orf please i'm sick, i'm sick and i'm dying and the only thing that can save me is seeing how fat the weedman's sheath is

🩲😤💦 #nsfwfurry [doodle from 2023]

they're going to put me on trial for this post

sitting here working on a song when the divine spark of the universe calls out to me and all my neurons align so that the phrase "Headbanger's Ballsweat" rises unbidden from the archives of my mind palace. tempted to change my display name but man livin la breeda loca was inspired.

I'm going to be such a deranged little freak when he finally gets his pants off

today I offer you: art I didn't draw. @/bazteki.com did this for me in a trade literally almost a decade ago and to this day it is still one of the most obscenely horny Acacias that has ever been drawn #nsfwfurry

wheel of fortune asking the big questions

tfw your husband has good aim #nsfwfurry [doodle from 2017]

classic floridian look (tired in a damp shirt and nothing else with a boner for some reason I guess) #nsfwfurry [from 2016]

[in response to a drawing of heinously fat balls that you know smell crazy good] they're hitting themselves in the head with comically large hammers in the QRTs bro

do they have a louvre for backsack can we build one to put this in it

classic floridian look (tired in a damp shirt and nothing else with a boner for some reason I guess) #nsfwfurry [from 2016]

right I should've posted this too. just gonna slide this in before the site breaks again. #nsfwfurry [doodle from 2023]