holy peak alert i missed you so very much yoshi game series. don’t disappear again

currently playing: yoshi and the fucking book

i lied again this sentence may be included in my jesus x judas fanfic that i may progress tomorrow

i lied.

double Big Mac with bacon

mildly penis

that has nothing to do with what i just asked google.

peter stewie brian lois meg quagmire cleveland joe

in home depot, where the hoes at

one of my uni friends already has serious beef with pombon

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

fucking around in a lab while a new Pokemon game got announced I gotta get my priorities straight (I should’ve skived to wait for the announcement)

ts flowkirkenuinly my vita and all when i load up a game just for it to say “the file is corrupted.”

was playing pjsk in class tryna hide my phone from the teacher but my phone is literally like

the taiko collab on pjsk making me sad that we lost our jp account 😞

ecoli in tha lab today it’s purple because it wants to play fetch

iki koi todoroki! it reminds me of the fish… it’s so calming!

its aro week, everyone needs to send me money

my rank on pjsk is 167

WHERE.

managed to do this the other night

destiny of marge

“whomst dare cross my path?” he says, gayly

this was such a banger photo i should’ve got like 1 million likes

what is youtube even about bro

actually hush up lil bro 😭 🙏

he just got a fresh cut @dreamymarcy.bsky.social what we thinking

bro who up gooning to the rainbow memoria i was just tryna find where to exchange it 🥀

banger photo i just took in mysekai @dreamymarcy.bsky.social what do we think about my photography skills heh.

anhane

I’m The Tickler.

frick this assignment bro

fuck yeah

do you think delibirds were their own unique species. and then saw the concept of santa and became so obsessed that they evolved into what they are today. or. were they just created by the pokemon santa god like that

due to unfokirkunate circumstances

sonic lost world on the 3ds i promise im not struggling it’s just i have the depth perception of a fart

"NOOO MARCY DONT GO BACK IN TIME TO EAT THE ECOLI TACO BELL" me asf:

“where’d all the ecoli go” my stupid ass:

bidoof, everyone always hated you but i was a believer from the start for sticker club ✨ patreon.com/bemmpo

they hate me for my doohickeys they hate me for my thingamajigs