Well that squeak toy didn’t last long…

It’s time to squeal! zeeksheppy.bsky.social and moosepup.bsky.social turned me into a proper farmyard animal to help breed the sows. Who’s next?

I realized I’ve been slumming it lately! Figured it was time to be a dapper demon for a bit. Yes! It isn’t considered fancy until the harness is on!👹

I don’t know how y’all celebrate your birthday, but in the Bane household, we devour the birthday boy’s face! Tasty.

@toshiro.knottybeast.com and @Kairo.knottybeast.com are a couple classy creatures! They treated me to a Justice concert! And I thought Mozart was fancy. I had no idea a live performance could be so amazing. You two made my 42 year end on the highest of (bass) notes I love you beasts so much. 😈

As much as I enjoy traveling, there is no place like your own territory. Plus I can finally relax and show my real face. 😈

Well that ends this adventure! After all this travel, @toshiro.knottybeast.com and I are looking forward to getting home. Unfortunately, that involves a good half a day of travel! Day Eleven (I think): On a plane!

We took a break from partying at Berghain to hike to a decommissioned Cold War spy tower. It has been retaken by the graffiti, one of Berlin's natural resources. "When they said they didn't like my dance, I started dancing for my self And every move felt even better." Day Ten: Berlin, Germany

I think we're ready for Animalz Berlin. Hopefully Animalz Berlin is ready for us! Day Nein: Berlin, Germany

Made it to Berlin! Our Coolness level went up another tier! From Dork to Geek. @toshiro.knottybeast.com and I will be Dweeb tier in no time. Day Eight: Berlin, Germany

So...I never knew my life was missing Absinthe in it. @toshiro.knottybeast.com and I spent an evening at the Hemingway Bar, drinking with the artists and intellectuals. Alas, we didn't drink enough to meet any green fairies. Next time. 😈 Day Seven: Prague, CZ 📸: @robo-pupomega.bsky.social

Of course Prague knows the secret to grooming a pair of dirty beasts. It's beer. Lots and lots of beer. @toshiro.knottybeast.com and I visited a beer spa. Soaked in a melange of hops and yeast while guzzling beer. Even had a roll in the hay that would make Ferox jealous! Day Seven: Prague, CZ

A view from the Prague Castle! I can't get over the skyline here. For some reason, the urge to parkour is strong! I've heard they had to remove all the piles of hay at the base of the towers. Day Six: Prague, Czech Republic

Don't you hate it when you get off the train and find yourself in the Witcher? Day Six: Prague, Czech Republic

We didn't even step foot off the train before being blown away by this beautiful city. 🤯 Day Six: Prague, Czech Republic

Traveling through Central Europe with my demon wolf hood has been amazing. Glad I realized I couldn't keep the horny beast packed away until Animalz in Berlin. He has been by my side the whole time. The attention only makes him stronger too, on or off. Thanks again @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social

While walking in the woods around the Schönbrunn Palace, @toshiro.knottybeast.com and I bumped into a girl in a red hood, taking food to her sick grandmother. Always the gentle-wolves, we pointed her toward a shortcut. Hopefully granny gets well soon! 😈 Day Five: Vienna, Austria

Proving he's a beast of taste and culture, @toshiro.knottybeast.com took me to Vienna's Musikverein Goldener Saal for Mozart and fine dining, celebrating 15 years of filthy adventures together. It was totally unexpected and a beautiful experience. I love you, mate! Day Five: Vienna, Austria

Those were some good walkies!

Another day, another train, another country! I hear Vienna has some beautiful churches. Think they’ll let me in? 👹 Day Four: Vienna, Austria

Finally made it to Budapest! What a gorgeous city! As great as the thermal baths and goulash are, my favorite part was a chance to be what I always wanted to be when I was a little demon: a gargoyle! Day Three: Budapest, Hungary 📸: @toshiro.knottybeast.com

We tried to take a night train to Budapest, only to find out that the tracks are flooded. And sat on the border of Slovakia...until 5AM. At least I had my beast with me. The whole train was ours. And we got to be animals 😈 Day Two:...back to Krakow 📸: @toshiro.knottybeast.com

Dzieñ dobry! Look at me making friends all over the world. This lil guy is known as Smok wawalski and he speaks Polish. Do zobaczenia, panie smoku! Day One: Krakow, Poland

Beautiful morning! And the air doesn’t smell like smoke! Maybe it’s time to work on the yard…

I’m a beast regardless of what form I take. Oink!

Ooh! I can do this “Fursuit Friday” thing!

Today seems like the perfect time to share this magnificent piece of art from @ravenmadwolf.bsky.social They seriously managed to capture my handsome side!

Who has the better grin? Yeah! I agree!

I think it’s time to check this place out