Father’s Day!! I made the Professor a little puzzle present. I hope he likes it!

Flora… 🎃Friday the 13th 🎃

Help

Everyone’s getting these cool curse things and I just get this horrid song stuck in my head. I think I’m losing it.

I sense a disturbance…

Okay! We’re almost at the point where the Professor has been gone for the same amount of time he was when he got kidnapped!! Should I start panicking now or wait until we’ve broken the ‘length of time gone’ record??

Seems like tonight’s another game of: Did the Professor get kidnapped or did he just fall asleep at work?

Those dumb robot dog commercials are driving me crazy. Why are they using Jingle Bells as music? It’s May??? Also my robot dog is ten times better and not ai generated!!

Ggguuhhh I’m not used to being sick. The good thing about living in a robot town is that nobody can infect you with the plague.

Dayquil save me from the sniffles.

What a nice day where nothing awful is happening. ^_^

Gwuugh. I survived my final project. Where am I. What year is it. Who’s the sunglasses guy.

I hate math as much as the next person, but why’s everyone freaking out about tangents??

Tummy demons are at bay… for now.

Ginger isn’t enough. I need Pepto-Bismol.

The tummy ache… It’s returned………

You think you know someone…

Ooouugh tummy ache :(

Spent the last hour pulling flowers out of the Professor-Ghost. For some reason they were growing in him?? He seemed upset, but I think all the roots were keeping him from really moving, so he couldn’t stop me. I felt really bad so I let him keep one. I got him to come inside at least!

Okay, a little (very) nervous, but I’m gonna try to get the ghost to come inside. Someone gave him a blanket, so I think that’s kept more grass from dying, but I don’t think it’s good for him to stay out there…

Ghost Update: So yesterday I was in the back garden with the Professor-Ghost, covering him in flowers for April Fools, and he fell asleep out there?? I tried to get him to come in, but he wouldn’t move. He’s still out there. There’s a circle of dead grass around him.

Why are people being so silly today?

Turns out riding a roller coaster 12 times in a row makes you really nauseous. Don’t regret it though!!

WHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

THEY’VE GOT A ROLLER COASTER!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON!!!!!

Home from the cafe! And the Professor-Ghost is…. um…… idk how to really describe it? I think he’s asleep?? He’s sprawled out on the living room floor like this.

All comfy cozy in a nice coffee shop to get some school work done! But alas. There is a baby. Two seats away. Making baby noises. This shouldn’t be allowed. :(

Wow Professor, it looks like you need a haircut!! … This better not be another time travel thing…

Luke’s little bird friend!! I’m glad you survived Clive’s death robot :D

Oh god they’re multiplying.

Ghost Update: I got him to move back into the furnace room. I set him up with my extra blankets and sheets, cause he seems to like being wrapped up. Just in time too, because shortly after he had a several hour long freak out. Glad that didn’t happen in my room! Yikes!!

Have been a bit distracted by the ghost, but hello new people!!

Ghost Update: He seems very… spacey? I thought he liked the hug I gave him, but in hindsight it’s more that he just didn’t react negatively. I’ve tried to move him, but he doesn’t want to come out all the blankets he’s wrapped himself in. He’s been like this for over a day. Can ghosts bleed?

Ghost Update: He likes hugs :)

THE GHOST IS BACK!!!!!! ITS IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somethings in the air… it might be estrogen……

… Okay I forgive you :3

Wait. Aren’t I supposed to be older than you??

It sure is nice to be in my own house and not lost in The Corn \(^_^)/

Google what is Time Dilation??

I think the Professor is having A Moment. Hope he doesn’t lay in bed for hours and listen to sad anime music again. :(

Uh oh…

Update: We can see the sky again! Thought we went back in time or something but the Professor says he knows where we are. They must be doing a Renaissance Fair!

Good News: We’ve escaped the Tesco!! Bad News: We are lost somewhere else.

I am going to Tesco! Hopefully they have luigi boards!! But if not I’m fine with salt. (Also need eggs and milk cause we’re out u_u) Never been before. Wish me luck.

Google can you find ghost hunting supplies at the local Tesco’s?

I survived. Never again.

THE HAT MAN

why does my dog look like this. how can something so lively look so dead inside. why did my dad decide to play god for my amusement. is this some kind of cruel joke.

mmy fucking EYEBALLS