The switch 2 joycons make my ass very sensitive

Anyone up drinking their water

taco bell getting rid of the quesarito again is like when twitter suspended me for no reason

I just drove through Nevada without gambling

It's over, family guy

"sounding urethra" hmm I need a Pepsi

I took a shit In a 7/11 bathroom

I am overcoming a horrid gambling addiction so unfortunately I will not be buying any of the games shown at tomorrow's direct

I blink and another 48 days have passed. Time is moving at a rapid rate towards my death

I'm gonna buy it but first, mcdonal

switch too

Switch 2 joycon, maximum prostate stimulation 2025 new

The orange shake is back haha so #epic

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's my urine stream coming

they're circle jerking me again on the old twitter

honestly guys my switch 2 kinda sucks. Thought the upgraded Joycons would bring next level prostate stimulation but they just don't. They get stuck

Getting a switch 2 this week (the Joycons are going up my ass)

I'm not gonna be able to get a switch 2 until I can stop gambling

Pinball at the casino

Nintendo games

Guys

Urethral massage

Forskinquotes from twitter said his Joycoks were cooler than mine :(

Switch 2 is coming

shitted

The switch 2 will feature two Joycons that will get stuck up my ass

you guys remember whe

6 inches

There was a time at Denny's when the waitress dropped the food everywhere. I pretended I didn't see it happen and promptly walked to the restroom to relieve semen

sonic gay

Nintendo of Mexico should open a blue sky

Sorry if I go 8 days without posting I am a busy man

Soonbob game

Fun fact it burns when I urinate

gaming it rn

The game awards are cool but the casino is cooler

fortnite circumcision

Denny's menu

Soongebob

When you're at the casino you can lose 100% of your money but you can also take a piss in the bathroom, the decision is yours

erm

was playing Tony hawk and almost died (carbon monoxide)

Gonna be doing voiceovers for @the4chanarchives.bsky.social YouTube. I already did some Tony hawk gameplay (clips where I'm literally using Tony hawk to be clear) so lots of me now featured there lol

Nintendo and I have a shaky relationship. I pirate their games and they don't know

4 years ago I was jerking it in a McDonald's bathroom, today, it's dairy queen. Never give up on your dreams

long bals

unironically Americans don't get too down over the results. Take care of yourself and remember that millions of us are in this together, after work tomorrow go get a burger and a Pepsi and play some Minecraft. Take a break from doomscrolling

If the eshop ever goes down I'm going to pirate Nintendo games, if it doesn't go down I will still pirate Nintendo games

yeah