Slightly hungover, feels like the start of a cold so of course my body decides that Horny is the correct response 🍆😈💦

I hear Orange is the in colour this Autumn...

Another jocktober but a bit more on brand for me 💦🍆

In for one of my flying visits, how's folks Jocktober going so far? Feeling spicy to try some new mess soo 😈

Anyone else craving sweet treats recently (my current serving suggestion 😈🍆)

The right kinda of blue to be feeling on a Wednesday 💦

anyone else looking forward to cooler weather meaning more excuse for base layers 😀

What's everybody up this Friday, i'd love to say this but no such luck. so time to enjoy myself by making as many folks as possible think sloppy thoughts 😈

And chill 😘

@gungebusted.bsky.social was right, this is ideal for a Friday 😈

Fill em up till it all starts leaking out 😈🍆💦

My hump day contribution 😈

Just reminding myself of when I was actually consistent exercising, does actually work

Feeling torn between being glad the weather has cooled slightly and missing the sudden increase in seeing hot guys in Speedos 🍑🍆🥵

Heat has finally broken enough for other urges to come back 😈

1st day of my holiday and a new treat arrived 😁

Much more like it!

I'll stop going on about needing to cool down when it stops begging so damn warm 🥵🥵🥵

Throw back to the 1st ever time getting messy on camera, the melted Ice Cream was surprising cold and Def missing that now 🥵

Been really craving the "head empty" feeling of just being in slop, need to try and find some mptivation again

Far too warm, dire need of lots of nice cool custard 💦

When the shorts stretch to hide nothing 👀

Green seems to be the recent trend, so I figured i'm jump on one of the times i went the classic colour

May not love how I look in something this revealing but I sure love how it feels 🔥😈

Now that there's actual clouds in the sky, clearly need to start wearing my base layers again...

Feeling the need to take a week off work to just lounge around in something relaxing, possibly even fill it up a bit and just let is soak through....

I swear some of you people on here today got me feeling all hot and bothered, and on a Tuesday!!!

Not sure which I was enjoying more at the time, the new sheer shorts or the way the orange was soaking through 😈

Gunge is great and all but with how much faff it is I've been feeling the call of lycra more recently. Think it's time to indulge myself

A little sweet treat for hump day 😜

1st time ever actually using gunge, where it really kicked off. safe to say I was enjoying myself 😈

Planning to actual take some newer pics this year rather than reposting stuff, just need some nice weather and time to relax!

These brighter days got me feeling lively, ready for more bright colours!!!!

Finally off for a weeks holiday, time for a lodge with a hot tub 😎

Anyone else in that mood where you really crave some nice slimy mess, but also the idea of the effort is unappealing. Need the messy equivalent of a resteraunt. just show up, have someone totally trash you and get you off, lie around around for a bit, them shower and go home!

with all this rough weather coming in I think it's the best time to remind people to dress in layers and always have somthing warm on the inside 😈

In a weird January place at the moment, really need to get myself sorted so can be in a head space to do this again

Someone told me it was Jockstrap day today so felt I should share a couple of my favs that are really comy and just feel good wearing 🍆😈🔥

Last post of the year featuring actual today me and not from when I still went to the gym! Gonna be my starting point for next year so I'm sure you lot won't mind half naked progress pics every month or so. Also the other half of my Amoursey order @gungebusted.bsky.social inspired me to get 😜

Well end of a mess free year actually, but less issues next year so more free time 😈. Plans so far, Fitness Lycra Get messy Hopefully have more to share and get some more up to date pics to tease everyone with 😜

Still in the lull waiting for the new year, urge to buy more singlets is risning though.....

In that weird place of anticipation of being ready for Christmas dinner but it's not here yet, it's like edging but for food

Porridge may be annoying to clean up at times but damn does it have the perfect consistency, the exact combo of warm and thick just gets me every time 🍆😈

Already mentally done for the year, ready to go full "brain veg" and just lounge around

end of week horn is very real today 🍆🔥😈 slimy butt pics would be very welcome!

Very cold out today, absolutely in need of some warm insulation. Lycra body suit full of warm gunge sounds about perfect at the moment

Getting that Friday filling again without be much appreciated, please & thank you

Someone mentioned tight rugby shorts and been thinking about it every since. Was amazing how much they could hold considering they didn't really stretch 😈💦

Let the early weekend begin!

Since it's my cake day, I thought I'd share some cakes with everyone 🎉🍑🎂😈