I just wanna play with balls. Is that too much to ask? :) Churning hatchling batter inside me, dangling pendulously, supported by my hands... You know, just... Balls. :p

Fuck it! *Turns the ice machine on automatic standby* CHAOS FOR EVERYONE! IYKYK

*Walks past... picks up @foxxykin.bsky.social and gently puts em in her hoard with a SNES and Ogre Battle...* Good luck!

I need moar kobolds in my life. I'm a dergess without enough kobolds... :)

*Pulls on a phoenix's tail pinions to turn on her night light then rolls back over and goes back to slep.*

Kobolds. You either get all the wrath, fury, and violence in a cute little dragon package. Or... You get a werewolf who forgot how to TF. I don't see the downside here.

THERE'S A KOBOLDCON!?!?!? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!?!? *hastedly packs her kobolcatcher!*

Well, if I'm gonna get fucked today it better damn well be in the good way. #NSFW #Dragoness

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I guess I'll give up some #FCF and other newer pics today... it is a little hard to go back to slep this morning.

Sorry I haven't been around and posting lately. Just, I'm so tired. So many years of "Fixing" everything for everyone because no one else will. How many times can one be told, "You're the only one who can fix this." And "Why aren't you fixing my problems so I can enjoy MY life?"

Happy Hatc... Wait... Polar burs hatch from really big eggs right? it protects them from Canadian cold RIGHT!? HAPPY HATCHING DAY @prplhaze.bsky.social

Today... today I need kobbls. I need to be a completely lazy derg... #NSFWIRL

*Opens a drawer in her infernal filing cabinet. Blue flames erupt from it carrying the tortured laments of those consigned to the conflagaration of Administration.* Welp! ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH! *And she reaches in to once again assume the reins of leadership.* Tiamat Dammit. Here we go again.

Phew! That was a hot take I heard today: "You can't love both Robotech and Battletech... You either hate Robotech (Harmony Gold) for Gating Mech designs and love Battletech. Or You Hate Battletech because they're ripping off Robotech and love Robotech." I... Just had to walk away LOL!

I guess I can get my kobolds a bit of a reward from their dragoness... #FCF #NSFWIRL

And the day gets worse... Just lost a friend today, going dark.

Today... Has been a day... Hell, it's been a week... No, a MONTH! Send personal support kobolds. Dergess is unable to get off hoard today.

Ugh... yesterday sucked. Had to do my full spectrum medical testing. I'm sure the Vet was ElbowDeep in my all three holes of my Cloaca. Took more blood than a Feral Gangrel could drink and tested all the pipes for function. I hurt... but am clean! Next stop? Dentist... /CRY!

I wonder if my kobolds/dergs will get the message: GIMMIE DEM EMGS! #NSFWIRL

How to identify a kobold: Lizard... but with toe beans and a requirement to hug.

Best hide all the kobbls. Dragon is freshly de-floofed from her itchy winter coat and is haaaaangry. #NSFWIRL

Hmmm... I think I'll need to find some shiny rocks to bring with me to FE. Oh... and energy drinks... Oh, so many unsupervised kobolds...

So many hot displays for #FCF just keeping this dragoness all spooled up. I wanna play the field! But, I have work... *Grumbles*

So... changed up some things for my Physical Fitness routine: Every time I go to the bathroom? 25 push ups. Every time I go for a Dragon Break? 15 chin ups. Every time I show up or depart work? 30 50lbs squats... Every time... every day... no rests.

Soooooo I uhhh need to remind everyone... T4's came out today soooooo...

Oooof, I got such a maple syrup hangover this morning @turislutdragon.bsky.social ....and I can't find my panties from last night... what did I even do? And where did this hockey jersey come fr... ooooooh... riiiight...

I wanted a Rithy petsuit with detachable tail, hand claws and bean claws and double goodie zipper for my hatching day... must ensure to save up...

Just a reminder in Fort Taxes:

Why I love my shower: 1. I can slap a bunch of Kobbl and derg dicks on the wall of it. Knot a replacement for the real thing mind you... But it works. #NSFW

*Looks around and doesn't see anyone... she hands a Monster energy drink to @foxxykin.bsky.social and picks her up...* Now repeat after me: "Fuck."

Still got some winter floof on buuuut freshly groomed out of the shower and ready to end up needing another one. #NSFWIRL

Anyone know a store where I can buy a service top kobold? I got some terrible itch that needs scratchin.

All kobolds are cute. That's it... That's the PSA today.

Freshly out of the shower... But wow is it going to take me a little bit to sheer off this winter limb floof. #NSFWIRL

As much as I'd love to not go unglazed... I still have to wear pants when I go outside the lair. I guess this donut shall remain saaad. #NSFWIRL

Points if you know my Girl!

It me... I'm a dragon. :p

I think I need to drown in kobolds today. Just let the yipping sea carry me away to my lair. Just going with the flow...

@foxxykin.bsky.social haaaaaaaay! Happy Birthday Foxxy! Hope yer having a great one!

Bacon Corn Chowder forNY Supper BOOOYAH!

Herpy Nude Rear! Here's to hoping for a lot more active 2025 for this gurlness!

New kobbl in the lair and had to test out his legendary "Girth" can confirm... Satisfied dergess. And he vibrates when you encourage him. #NSFWIRL dergess pic for mug size ref

*Sighs* y'know... While it is the right thing to do when friends are having difficulties... Just seems that whenever I finally get traction. Something always comes out and just knocks me back down again. I feel like I'm just not allowed to be content.

Where all my Kobolds at? I need to deliver head pats and hugs.

Ok... it is now December which means NOW we can talk about Dracmas. Be careful. Many kobolds try to hide in your presents so they can surprise their dragons. Be wary of yipping boxes... Also make sure their boxes have breathing holes...

*Slaps her 1.6kg of hawt meat on the table.* ... So here's my "Counter" offer. :p

So, I have to admit... Once I seat that knot. You better watch out cause this dragoness gets explosively messy. #NSFWIRL

How Monday got a dragon... There just isn't enough coffee in the world for this sh!t.

I think I might need a hole to bury this in... #NSFWIRL