Would you like to super-size that Mayor McDementia?

The anointed heroin junkie who handles serpents. Praise be...

From Pax Americana to Pox Americana, be proud MAGA'murica.

The "apocalypse-level safe" Cybertruck didn't survive a lake, let alone Noah's flood.

Rosalyn Carter once said of Reagan, I think the president makes us comfortable with our prejudices." Today, people are comfortable acting upon those predjudices. We can no longer teach about America's racist past and present in many classrooms, but we have teachers engaging in racism.

There's no stupid like South Carolina Stephen Frank stupid! If Stephen thinks that pipe makes him look more erudite, Stephen would be wrong.

Make America Hungry Again! Yummy!

Dementia Don speaks to the healthcare concerns of the American people.

There has been breathtakingly little legislation proposed by the MAGA House of Clowns during this Congress, but it is good to know that when they do, they are doing the people's work. And by that, I mean sucking up to Dementia Don.

For some reason, Alex Jones really likes to take off his shirt. Maybe he shouldn't. Kind of gives off a 1970s wrestling heal vibe.

In private, Carlson may have hated Trump, but old Tuck sure supported him in public when it served Carlson's aims. Now, Carlson is distancing himself from an unpopular, dementia addled lame-duck, likely with an eye towards a 2028 presidential run.

Between the Secretary of DeWars, Kash Patel, and Box Wine Jeanine Pirro, the Trump Regime could start its own 12 Step Program for problem drinkers. #satire

Jesus Trump looks like he is healing Jon Stewart. It is time to take away Grampa's ChatGPT account.

Go ahead Pete. Show those Holsteins who's boss.

Miss Lindsey never served in combat, but he is sure eager to send the sons and daughters of his constituents into an unnecessary war.