@squeamysalami.bsky.social 🫂🫂🫂💖💖💖

Ahhhhh. Cloudy and grey, my comfort weather

Goodnight everybody, take care of yourselves, I love you all💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

I just walked into the bathroom and the second the motion lights flicked on someone in the end stall said “hello!”. Who knows how long they were stuck in the dark🤣🤣🤣

I’m so glad I can take all the dick I want and not get pregnant

Banned from threads for the fifth time, this time after four days. I feel like that app targets lgbtq. It was never an issue until the last election, do with that what you will.

God morning loves!!!

THE NEW ISSUE SHOWED UP!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!💖💖💖

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social be well please.

Having an orgasm so hard you pass out is tooooatlly worth the 45 minute build up🤭

🎵🎶good morning lovely people!!!!🎵🎶

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social my spidey sense is going haywire, are you ok? If it’s not you I’m sorry for bothering you.🙏

I just felt my brain break. I feel no emotions now, I feel no sense, I feel no bonds. I’m mentally exhausted, and this usually precedes extremely lucid dreams for a period. I have a cycle and I’m familiar with it

Sometimes it’s a severe challenge to be able to turn off the noise and find quiet. Sometimes the off switch doesn’t work, too often caring for others prevents the switch from being turned off, and other times certain people won’t allow you to unplug

My glasses spend a lot of time on the end of my nose, because what I do. I need to see normal and very close often, so it’s easier than constantly moving them. But I feel like I get look at frequently not like “ha! Look at the nerd”, and more like “look. At. The. Nerd.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m essentially a human tamagotchi. I’m here for your joy and amusement, but if you forget to care for me I’ll die.

Though words may flow from honest places, Words that flow reach others spaces, The words may seem kind, The words may feel sincere, But words from one on others may not feel cheer. If words have hurt, If words off put, Please know to all that words were never meant to flirt.

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social I’m sorry

Some days I’m just desperately in need of a hug

@hermioneishere.bsky.social HEY!!!! Didn’t you leave threads right after the election?!?!? If it’s you we used to chat all the time, I wondered what happened to you!!! Is it you??? My user name was different over there, I used to post all kinds of history stuff

In the most me thing ever, I found just the head to a miniature soldier in my sweater pocket. Just the head.

I’m awake, but I have no desire to get up

Goodnight wonderful people. I wish you all the most wonderful sleeps of your life, or if you’re just waking the most wonderful day of your life. Remember, you all have value, you’re all appreciated and I love you all💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

Sometimes while typing I bump the language tab but keep going because I type fast, so sometimes my posts start in English then transition to Greek. One of these days I’m just going to leave it🤭

Fuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk. Come on winter!!!🥵🥵🥵

I love it when grown ass adults don’t realize there’s a such thing as an indoor voice….in a museum. I’m fucking annoyed now

The good thing about being a muse, is that the right person with the right words can edge you to finishing, touch free. Now, to find that person……🤔

Great, now I’m fucking horny

Universe, Collect my soul, I am powerless to resist your pull, I wish to serve, I wish to honor, I wish to be your humble perv. I wish to cherish, No wish of yours is too garish, I wish to treasure, I wish to pleasure, Collect my soul, Oh universe my pull.

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social are you feeling any better today lovie?❤️‍🩹🥺🫂

Good morning everyone, I love you🫂🫂🫂💖💖💖

If you say “not to be offensive”, what you’re about to say is fucking offensive.

Classical music hits just right on a grey, cloudy day

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social I hope your better🥺🫂

Goodnight everyone. I love you all💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

Fame doesn’t create people, fame reveals people.

You know a girl has a really really nice butt when you’re staring at it and trip.

Mwarp

Goodnight wonderful people. I’m am so grateful for all of my friends, old and new. I love you all💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

Woooooaaaaahhhhh. I just had a serious wave of Déjà vu. Something is going to happen I’ve already seen

How can Rubio and Patel go to a World Cup game when there’s vandals running amok with box cutters slicing granite pools? Because we’re fucking paying for them to be there. We aren’t mad enough.

While we are on a music kick, lets listen to what ancient Persia sounded like around 1400 BC? Sarah Parsaei performs on the Arjan harp — a historic instrument with roots going back nearly 3,400 years — in Tehran, Iran. #globalmuseum #music #Persian #musicalinstruments #history

Someone just said something, and my brain heard “hot nuts”, now I can’t tell if I’m hungry, horny or both.🫣

Freshly shaved legs are wonderful, mwawwrraawwwpppp🤭

Sometimes I impress myself with my ability to bite my tongue when I really want to rip the face off people making insane political arguments. It’s just not the time and place sometimes

Good morning peoples, I love you all💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

Cumming so hard you throw pillows is a special talent🤭

🎶I pick me new glasses up at boo🎵🎶I’m so happy today!🎵🎶it’s a beautiful day and I love you all🎶🎵

🎶🎵Good morning beautiful people, I love you all!!!🌈🌟🫂💖🎵🎶

@mechsplotunes.bsky.social good morning🫂🫂🫂