merry Christmas 0.5% discount if you sing me a carol +50% addcount if i dont like it

i love these jellyshits just saw one get sucker punched by some kid and it started throwing up blue

40.DOLLAR CRACK CAOIN!!!!!!! DM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40 dollars Crack cocian DM NOW 🤑🤑🤑🤑

the squid sisters are crying and i saw a jellyfish kill itself worst AfterSplatfest vibes around what the fuck

Happy Halloween to my parole officer fuck you dave i know youre watching i hope your wife cheats on you

this Does not happen as i am in a Public place and being watched 24/7 by the CIA i am not Horny Ever stop spreading Misinformation i will have you Sued

happy halloween Stop asking me trick or treat i will Poke you in the Nuts im not playing

splatfest is on i am offering DISCOUNTS POC - 50% off White - you have to pay double and do an interpretive dance and ill think about rerolling your gear

i am Gods drunkest Driver 🍻 do Not leave me alone in a Bar i will start Sobbing 😂😂😂😂

slow day in the Shop today, keep hearing the Girls talk about some agent jargon Paypal me for more info [email protected]

Thinking about people with maxxed out super sea snails. greedy cunts

Taking in the sights around the Grand Festival grounds~

THEY HAVE MY PASSWORD

Hello everyone, Spyke here from hit game Splatoon 3. I hereby announce that I will not be leaking Splatoon 4 content as I am currently watched by Mr. Nintendo himself and I am under 24/7 surveillance.

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CONTACT FOR Official Splatoon 4 DATAMINES AND LEAKS #selfie

I HATE THE POLICE! THEY FOUND ME IN A CAFE SELLING INTERNATIONAL GOVERNMENT FILES AND KICKED MY CHAIR! ARRESTED ME PROMPTLY!