If I had to mini rework Douser Dualies this is along the lines of the direction I would go This is less about the numbers and more giving the weapon a stronger identity, I’m curious what people think of this as baseline idea

I still have so many theory crafting ideas with douser I hope to share one day but no one to share them with 😔 I dont think I’ll ever be the one to prove it but im very confident I can coach it (I’ve done so already)

I’m happy I never joined a team or a friend group or a true community in the splatoon space Taught me to stand my own ground even if everything seems against you all you need is yourself ☀️

Put Captive Sun in splatoon 3, let me make people face the sunrise in that game ☀️

I’m going to go on a temporary indefinite hiatus from Splatoon 3. 11.0 was very good but just not what I was personally hoping for to boost my interest in Splatoon 3, I wish everyone the best of luck in their matches!!

"Sunz where does your name come from" Those who knowwwwwwww 🤫

I appreciate you guys that follow me on here<3 this place is a lot more mellow than Twitter its soothing

I think I’m just in a whole different level of balance there’s people that have 28 damage begging to be put to 30 Then there’s me who would be grateful to be put to 28💀

???????????????????????? Shouldn’t this matchmaking be impossible? I think it glitches sometimes after the latest update

Health bars are such a MASSIVE improvement for burst bombs, I feel like I can be a lot more decisive on where I should throw them and it’s just more clear if I actually hit a 25, 35, 60 Health bars are amazing 💛

Douser is so trash after the patch it’s actually went from needs buffs to like needs a mini rework at this point if the game direction is gonna keep going like this 🥀

I see the future

It’s so funny to me Douser/Jet Squelcher are my 2 mains I don’t know what gravitates me to this specific weapon role so much I love them both though 💛🩵

I asked my lecturer the question of Do you think there’s more doors or wheels in the world for fun His answer "ChatGPT it" sigh

These are my predictions for what I assume Nintendo might change in the patch (not what I think should change) Nintendo is very unpredictable though so don’t take this too seriously

I was theory crafting douser comps out of my own interest and this looked so fun in my head until I remembered I need to somehow fit cooler in this comp and all my fun immediately got destroyed Frick this stupid fridge

From now on I’m gonna try have a more positive mindset on douser and the game in general When you are representing an underrated weapon you know things no one else knows which means your opinion is not universally agreed upon on average Negative mindset = negative results

I need a new bestie that’s got all the drama for me…

I really hope in the future people become more accepting of off meta stuff. I understand you want what’s already proven to be good and consistent however claiming the meta is very diverse but refusing to play with anything except the top 15 weapons on a tier list is brain damage

Frosty Fest is a very accurate name for the splatfest since I’m stuck in a snow storm where I live and I’m FUCKING FREEZING I cannot aim when it’s cold I need my summer passive back

Whenever people were talking about how to nerf splatana stamper I don’t understand why more people don’t talk about the range Stamper outranges some weapons in the backline slot while it gets to sit in the middle slot Such an unnecessary overtuned stat it has imo

Probably a hot take but I think it’s gonna be so funny when Splatoon 4 comes out and if Tacticooler isn’t in the game how many bad habits it’s caused in people’s gameplay with them taking unfavourable fights with basically no punishment for dying

Gold Triple Inkstrikes! Took me far too long to get this badge, I gotta play more Cdouser💛

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE UK GUYS LOVE YOU ALL❤️🥂🎆

GOALS FOR 2026! Personal: 10k steps a day minimum Water every day Reach out to people more & take more initiative Allow myself to have fun and enjoy my life Splatoon: 10⭐️ Cdouser Make more friends in the community Re-enter comp (maybe) More positive mindset, less tilt

First douser clip in months #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch Sometimes it’s the simple plays that are the most satisfying 😌

It is the 29th of December 2025 and we are BLATANTLY aim botting in Splatoon 3 How fucking dogshit do you gotta be to cheat in this game of all games 😂 Guys please mass report before this kid unlocks x rank RSR4-BYJY-QHS8-VWMN

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I think one of the most underrated parts of improving in Splatoon is just having confidence and committing to a decision Even if it’s the "wrong" play or wrong angle your on or something if you hesitate in this game it makes you look worse than you actually are because the game is too fast for that

Lovely 3 course Scottish Christmas dinner courtesy of my sister haha, I had a lovely Christmas this year! I hope all of you are having a wonderful day, love you guys❤️🎄

Merry Christmas everyone!!!! I hope you all have a lovely day and a great holiday from me❤️🎄🌟

Nevermind I figured it out, JP was right all along burst bomb is too broken (Thanks Suryu)

How many gear builds do you have for your main weapon? I feel like there’s either the guy who has 1 tried and true build or someone who has like 20

Genuinely considering just becoming a tetra player again I dunno if the support role is right for me in this game specifically

I can’t break past 2300 in any mode it’s so demoralising, I’m not one to care about my XP but it really sucks that it feels like my skill has only gotten worse since 2023/2024 despite me playing 6-8hrs a day minimum

I think the most demotivating thing about me playing dousers is that I have no one to watch/learn from Like I could invest in a coach but I just need to rely on my own judgment with my mistakes since not much else people will know the weapon as well as me I’m also not that good as a player though

Sometimes I play custom douser dualies and with burst bomb and strikes I’m like surely it can’t be THAT bad I have so many tools to work with here Really puts the power of the main weapon into perspective

Made Gingerbread for the first time ever this winter and turned out better than I expected!❤️💚🧡 Don’t worry about the guy on the right he’s so fine guys just had too much to drink

Usually at the end of the year I’ll send a personal message to as many people as I can just saying how happy I am to have met them but honestly I’m happy to have met everyone I met this year Even though I’ve been very withdrawn this year and haven’t talked much I love you all❤️

Lowkey kinda wanna pick up splattershot pro it looks like a fun support/agrro midline hybrid hmm….

It’s so amusing to me how so many E-liter players have 4k in their full username as if it’s like their trademark or something Do I gotta put FF in my name for 2026 or what

I’ve really gotta start reaching out to people to see if they want to do a pickup thing I don’t even care if people reject me I just gotta stop being a bitch because I always back out last second with anxiety when someone asks me it’s just not good enough

After watching the NA league I just wanted to shoutout all the competitive players I’ve personally interacted with in the past and all comp players in general, it’s so cool to see how far some people have climbed Much love to all you guys❤️ Still hoping to return one day 🤞

I think now that I’ve completed my biggest goal I’m going to try push cdouser in x rank as much as I can Getting top 10/3000+xp with it is probably the most realistic result I can hopefully achieve with it I look forward to seeing my x grinders again!

10⭐️ DOUSER DUALIES FF

I’m calling in sick to college today for the 3rd Thursday in a row to 10 star douser faster because the best douser rotation of all time is in a few hours I’m such a bad influence but like…

Buff dousers damage 💀

Yeah didn’t even get top 20% Went 0-5 in calcs and couldn’t get my power up high enough after that, unfortunate Was fun to return to Cdouser for a bit though ggs everyone

We may potentially get more 3rd kits soon so I wanted to share my updated picks for what I want to get/what I think is good for it [ordered]