Oh yes.. wonderful idea. Make more trails straight down into the mouth of a VEI7 volcano; that notoriously has Landslides.. and whose walls is incredibly unstable. What could go wrong? 🤨 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Reminder to the morons who like to make complaint reviews.. YES I’m closed for the season. No you cannot park there. Yes you can still drive through. No I will not sign your park pass. Are we done? Good.

You chose NOW of all times to do upgrades on the webcams? How the fuck am I supposed to check on my KID?? 😑

Last I checked, @lakemichigan13.bsky.social is actually Michigami—Ojibwe for “big lake.” The French shrugged and made it Michigan. If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.

🤨That would be a feat.. seeing as the amount of ice on Mars is approximately 5 million cubic km. Superior has 12,000cubic. Km of water. Only Utopia Planitia on Mars has a similar volume to Superior.

Cleanest where? In Canada? The US? Because pretty sure I’m cleaner than you.

WTF!🤬

Yes, I’m filled with water. No, I do not provide paved cornhole lanes. Try your neighborhood park.

Who knew obeying rules could be so emotionally devastating? 😱

What did you expect — a hot tub?

Wow, must be exhausting living in a world where everything is amazing and still disappointing.

Oh no, no WiFi at a 7,700-year-old volcano? Shocking. I guess you’ll have to actually interact with me instead of staring at your screen. How.. tragic for you.

😂🤣 When you’ve posted enough to make #MAGA angry.. and this happens when you log back into X..

Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..

Sound’s like you should try a mall instead. Real beauty takes patience—and a $30 ticket.

Sorry my thousand-foot cliffs and pristine blue water didn’t come with extra trails, escalators, and a swim-up bar. I’ll try to rearrange my geology next time to save you the hike. 🙄

#Selfietime with the kid .. @krakatau1883.bsky.social

Reminder to the humans.. www.nps.gov/crla/planyou...

Google maps beg’s to differ human

😈 I love being able to sneak in some seismic activity for an entire month and no one notices..

Um.. EXCUSE me?? 🤔 Who dis?

#USGS you don’t mind if i go off now .. do you? www.npr.org/2025/05/08/n...

Who knew? A little exorcism summons an Anti-Trump pope instead .. 🤔😂

Okay humans.. It’s almost that time to visit #WizardIsland 😈

I’m not THAT bad..

At least you’re not all dried up. Unlike #DeathValley

Oh sure, let’s redo the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life—what could go wrong? And relocate the crater? Genius. It’s offshore of Mexico for a reason. Moron.

@cratermischief.bsky.social #NationalParks #Travel #Nature #Conservation #Wilderness #Climate #CleanAirWater #PreserveOurParks #EarthQuotes “Away, away, from men and towns, To the wild wood and the downs, — To the silent wilderness, Where the soul need not repress its music.” #PercyByssheShelley

Scribe’s bored apparently. And can’t sleep. So what does she do? Get’s 100% on a quiz about the US states of course.

And yet… here we are with a one-star review. Interesting choice, considering how much you apparently enjoyed it.

Oh wow, you sound like an absolute blast. And just a wild guess here, but the description is literally in the name. You know, that thing you clearly skimmed past like a pro. Or did you just decide that research was optional today?

Covered in snow.. AGAIN.

Since I’m sure some people will ‘attempt’ to visit me.. Here. Travel through my park- Not Advised. 👇

Did you by any chance visit me in say.. May-June? Because there’s a website that would have assisted you with finding out if I was open or not..

Good human. I approve.

@mapquest.com 😈 Staying long?

That’s it. Time to go VEI8.

Dude… if you’re seeing ‘dead people’ or ‘non-existent entities,’ you’ve got a few more issues to work through than who’s on the Federal payroll.

Ah yes, because nothing says ‘effective management’ like demanding a week’s recap via email. My scribe would totally respond using the periodic table or some Latin for fun. Just begging for creative replies. 🤣😂

This is true. But also this: 👇

Well that’s boring.. #BC getting all the fun with the earthquakes.. and I’m over here with nothing. 😑

He was executed. Stalin had a stroke, Hitler who had Idiopathic Parkinson’s & possible schizophrenia committed suicide, Gaddafi was assassinated, Lenin died in a coma, Napoleon was executed, and Franco had heart failure. 🤷‍♀️ (My scribe knows too much & just had this convo elsewhere.) 😂

My scribe being half-American (Texan) on her dad’s side.. would like to have a word with #Google. You can’t just change a geographic location name. 🤦‍♀️

Ie. Filled with suspicious baggage that probably shouldn’t be there.

😂🤣 Seems like the sort of thing my scribe would say.

🤣😂 It’s called a lawn. Also known as a ‘Garden’. And is a National Reserve. Look it up sometime.

So glad we could help. 😈

Who knew—lakes are wet and don’t come pre-frozen.

Oh Honey.. @lakesuperior.bsky.social is an INLAND SEA. Also fyi.. Superior is the 3rd largest Lake in the world. Maybe instead of bitching in a review.. actually read more on the topic. And if you still have issues.. take it up with Google Maps. Just a thought. 🤷‍♀️

@niagara-falls.bsky.social 😂🤣 @therockymountains.bsky.social and @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social Called it.. 👇