-Your task is to eliminate the Nostalgia Critic, Agent 47. A reputable juggernaut in the online space. -Real name--Doug Walker, hm... Anything I should look out for? -He remembers it so you don't have to, 47.

-This may sound crazy. -I told you this is my last job. -We need to recruit any and all Everquest 2 players that we can. - Alright. I'm in.

-Sir, we've found the triangulated drop point. It's bad news. Heroclix. Heroclix far as the eye can see. Over. -I've loved all of you as my children. You've made America proud. Over & Out The General turns to the mousey girl at a computer behind him and commences the Launch.

haters trying to tell me this ISN'T one of the best songs of all time and they're STILL crying www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UMx...

The FBI busts down my door before laying their HeroClix onto a playing mat that has just drifted down to the floor. "I can't." I say. A slender finger pushing up dark sunglasses, "You can. We know you can." I nod & retrieve a batman figure before they unload 4 mags into my eyes

The FBI busts down my door pointing at my shelf and screaming "Step away from the Heroclix" Hands above my head, sweating, I manage to crack out a voice "T-Those... Those are custom miniatures, I swear I just love the X Me---" before they unload at least 4 magazines into my eyes

Vinegar Syndrome and some Italian Guy you've never heard of have teamed up to finally bring "Les Fesses Sur Les Toilettes" to Blu Ray and the internet can't even

Weird vibes on this one

"Hello Local Traphouse. Have I got a deal for you", I announce before my suitcase opens and 60 heroclix fall into the doorway

start 👏 the 👏 heroclix 👏 scalping 👏 industry

Oh no the 26 year old who plays Roblox called me uncslop oh noooo nooooooO!!!!!

Hey don't know if this is bots or not but I once again remind anyone. I will not put in my social security number to DM on this website. Please e-mail me or DM on Twitter.

They're saying the Bop-It is making a big comeback this year. I, for one, support the proposed laws banning them to prevent further tragedy.

I'm really glad to have played Baldur's Gate 3. I've played almost every D&D game growing up and I didn't think a "Perfect" 1:1 transition of a Rule Set would be something I'd see. Replaying it the last couple days and it's still so good. Still prefer 3.5e over 5e though

I should start streaming again. Just be a pure Dad stream, playing games and talking about Dad shit, talking about Unc shit. Total Toxic Grind vibes is what I'd aim for. Only me chilling as laid as possible

accidentally burning mozzarella sticks in the air fryer: Dilbert didn't die for this . . .

Banger Alert Code Red

And the final product. Not great but more importantly not bad.

Left: Guy I'm working on Right: Old sloppy guy I still suck but the improvement here is really making me pretty happy with myself I'll be honest. Very Toxic Grind kind of feeling.

Partner and daughter's birthdays are this week and they're taking a trip to Chicago for a couple days so I'm looking at games to fill the time and I gasp: 60 dollars for Dragon Quest 1 remake is insane man there's like 2 bosses in the game. C'mon throw me a bone new video games

No idea who Scott Adam is but it's pretty fucked up they gave him two first names, he probably had a hard childhood due to the confusion.

Was overcome with grief when I thought that Dilbert had died but it was just Dilbert's dad phew

I have really enjoyed every episode I've watched of this today. Really great stuff worth taking a chance on www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdS7...

John Wick: Your Rube Goldberg Machine killed my dog. Me: I was at least 15 or 16 steps before the lethal blow so I don't get why you're pissed at me specifically. (John Wick shoots Me in the head)

Guy who gets way too into his Bop-It, dropping it and causing a Rube Goldberg machine to naturally appear and kill a pedestrian's dog.

Hey Jude came on in the kitchen tonight at work and everyone was belting it. Good vibes all around.

Guy working at the nuclear launch facility playing a Bop-It and accidentally wiping out 3 foreign provinces

Bop-It World Champion having work dry up and attempting a transition to a career at ICE

Asuka is so cool because Shinji will be like "I'm sad" and she will respond "I am too, but I gotta get up for work in the morning you baby"

This website wants me to put in my social security number to receive DMs so whoever this is just hit me up on twitter or email

Not trying to be callous, I'm trying to get in on the ground floor here: Is there an Over/Under on the amount of months Erika Kirk's second marriage happens yet?

Wait, Mr. Beast can read?

someone on pokemon ZA trade me and trade me back my kadabra so it evolves cmonnnn dude

I know Dubs are actually cool, I just block out the D O R K S youtu.be/ot-R6juZolA?...

Kierstin drew this for me while I was at work 🥰

Cut up some old Shonen Jump issues and decorated the office a bit more : )

I bet Professor Oak is very down to earth and charming if you ever get to meet him.

Changed the pose on my EVA-02 action figure to mimic that sick knife pose. Very enjoyable day, I must say. It was QUITE "Meulage Toxique" ?

We're gonna bug Graham until he plays 40k with me because he admitted he was watching lore videos of it for the last week.

When a fast food or coffee place gets my order wrong I try to say "FUCK WHERE'S ANGRY JOE WHEN YOU NEED HIM ?!" loud enough for the cashier to hear me on the way out.

Damn ya'll are mad about a movie? That's crazy !

Bro hop on they're screening Come and See on Fortnite

Absolute banger dude. 16 bit Trucker Simulator but you're sailin' the high seas. Total Toxic Grint Shit

Warhammer is so cool dude, you get to pick their fashion

Daughter bought one of the RPG Makers for her birthday so I'm gonna teach her how to use so I myself can learn how to use it

Remember when I had the Asuka vape in my pants pocket and put it through the washing machine ruining it forever? It had green lights when you hit it. I'm not upset about it still or anything I just wanted to be transparent.

Man I've been on some serious Toxic Grind shit adding to the EVA Unit-02 army. Been huffing some real New Years Resolution fumes lately dude

It's enlightening to learn that pretty much all JRPGs are a response to the Dragon Quest series. Everything has to be DEEPER story-wise, DEEPER mechanics-wise in response. Yet you can just be fun to play and silly and dumb like Dragon Quest and still be one of the greats.

Everyone has been asking me at work if I've seen the Stranger Things finale and I say "I stopped watching after season one. It sadly wasn't my thing." because I'm a nice person.