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I’ll say it, I’m sick of seeing these god damn Zaxby’s ads on YouTube

I’m so fucking tired of seeing these god damn Nate Morris ads on YouTube. Fuck Nate Morris, his mama, his grandma, his neighbor but most importantly his dumbass ads

This repulsive fat fucking asshole is the worst piece of shit to ever be born. May his demise be painful and lengthy.

“What can I fuck up today” -Donald Trump

Gonna use this for my LinkedIn profile

Omg, he’s not dead yet????

I want to see the ceo of Taco Bell eat a luxe box and not have to shit 3 minutes later

Kamala’s America sounds like fantasy land now. Fuck this shit.

I know it’s made from humans but the BBQ in Texas Chainsaw Massacre looks delicious

Kid Rock’s next album cover

2026 bringing death after death. I check it every morning and think “he’s still alive???!?” Y’all know who I’m talking about

It feels like a fucking pay per view but on a regular ass run of the mill Saturday. Let’s fucking go #aew

My boy Air Bud never showed up in the Epstein list

Trump fucks kids. Now can we arrest this freak show and move on?

I have a feeling Kid Rock is no longer getting in the pit and trying to love someone, he gets in the pit to look for individuals that he feels should be reported to ICE…..because he sucks

I have an Instagram account that just got followed by Alec Baldwin and Orange Cassidy liked a post and I don’t know how to be normal now and not tell the cashier at Aldi’s

Fuck ICE, Fuck trump and fuck this timeline

POV: this energy for the New Year 🔥

Should have been Trump .

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The older I get the more I love Ringo Starr

Ol’ dude there is most likely a Republican now.

Is he dead yet? No? Ok.

Just hearing that orange dick bag’s name pisses me off.

It’s pretty baffling how every change that Trump has wanted lately has nothing to do with healthcare, affordability, or basically anything of use. But he wants to change the name of “football” ……….buddy, who gives a fuck what it’s called. He’s like a fucking 3rd grade class president.

Best diss track of all time is that song about the grinch. Dude said he stunk, his teeth are shit and he would t even touch the guy with a damn 39 and a half foot pole

Everyone in town knows which Dollar General is the good Dollar General, but sometimes in a bind you go to the bad Dollar General and it’s ok because the bar is low.

People in the spotlight I want to smoke a joint with: The entire line up LA Guns, the dude from the spin doctors, Shane McMahon, Tony Khan, the singer from the Black Crowes, Duff McKagan, Slash, and probably Paul McCartney. #weed #thebeatles #laguns #spindoctors #shanemcmahon #tonkhan

My boy @acevonjohnson.bsky.social needs his own signature Dixxon flannel shirt

I’m sick of seeing these god damn interviews for the movie Wicked.

Anyone else feel like you’re stuck in your job because you’re terrified that you’ll make a bad decision about a new job and be on the streets because politicians and greed have ruined any chance of just getting a job and getting by? Me too. Fuck this

Yall I’m convinced Marjorie Taylor Green got visited by 3 damn ghosts. #marjorietaorgreen #scrooged

Is he arrested or dead yet?

Here’s a song I did under the name “Zippy Fontaine” hope you enjoy. If you do, share it. #rapmusic

These last few seasons of America have been some of the worst ever.

I’m really starting to enjoy playing guitar again.

Remember in Back To The Future 2 when they had to go to the future to save being destroyed by Biff? We’re currently being destroyed by Biff. #fuckthistimeline

New guitar day. Only got it because it looks like a less expensive version of something @acevonjohnson.bsky.social would play. #epiphone #acevonjohnson

I sincerely hope Donald Trump is having an awful day and I hope he gets spoon fed dog shit and vomits it out into JD Vance’s asshole

What’s everyone think of my Halloween costume #halloween

I would love to hear from a Trump supporter as to why this is ok to prioritize over the cost of living which is sky rocketing. Especially after that fat fuck did a “groceries” skit about how he was going to lower them day one. #fuckdonaldtrump