NewCastle were expecting an ambush instead they got Marmoushed

Dubravka CS. Gone in 9 mins

Carrick has brought back Fergie time to Old Trafford.. What now? Mission haircut ?

So its 2,2,1,1,1 and 2 With Mbeumo doing fuck all in a 3 goal match

4 goals scored. Played 90 mins. Zero contributions. 2 Defcon points. My guy... Gakpo

Where are the balls when you need two..

I know its a cliche …so am saying it differently.. This was a game of two half-wits #CHEWHU

Heartbreak for the Lettuce FC

I cannot help but think Adama Traore should be playing a different sport.. but cannot clearly say which.. Is just running with a ball by the feet a sport ?

Rosenoir Vs Lettuce just got interesting

The Chelsea and West Ham ownership is filled with filthy capitalist billionaires the match is like spitting on communism #CHEWHU

Palmer straight to Areola sounds quite kinky when you hear it #CHEWHU

Saka to the rescue I need to manifest this week in week out because I always bench the wrong player and I need someone to take one for the team… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Benching Bowen instead of Haaland… What could possibly go wrong??

Kai Havertz is gonna eat up all Rice’s #FPL points

There is nothing that ever stops you from going nuclear, but yourself.... Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...

Joao Pedro for the next 5 GWs will outscore Haaland... You heard it here first.

Did you see how that troll Reece James got all 6 points yesterday ??? He is the ideal one to bring for the next 5 fixtures. And if you do that, he will be benched..

Well done. But Carrick must also be bemoaning that, it can only go downhill from here.. Some success for him is well deserved

People are protesting against ICE. Don’t fight the symptom, cure the disease… These are all distractions. Focus the protest, energy and hatred on one individual. See him blow up his support system by himself. He give two fucks to what happens to ICE or any of his supporters

All the Arsenal fans who laughed at Liverpool yesterday... its the same medicine..

Make sure your bench decision are made with lots of thoughts and after thoughts.... Especially while chasing the upside. Bye #FPL folks. See you next season.

All three away sides taking the lead at half time... Not a good look for Arsenal.. Can't let that happen!! #COYG

Captain hauls of last 5 GWs 2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points

From the makers of “Do you know why Saka got benched” comes another blockbuster 💥…

I haven’t captained Haaland for 7 weeks in a row. I’ll be seriously pissed off if he does not play today …

What could go wrong ?!🤔

King of good times..

They don't know it yet, but Brighton are going to get stuffed this weekend... Fulham to score 3 goals or more.. I have never been wrong about football.. ever..

The best time to bring in Joao Pedro is this week or after 5 weeks when you have chucked him out in frustration… Applies to all weeks

Speaking if Norwegians in ManCity.. Does ManCity even have a striker as good as Hogh?

McNiel 19 Rogers 12 I know ball okay

Its not you, its me... #FPL

Wow, the second best Norwegian player in Premier League is moving to Fulham... will walk into FPL teams if he starts! I think he lacks the rigor of Odegaard, hence second.

Nil-Nil to the Arsenil... Thats the new slogan

Back to back weeks, Haaland has blanked and my captain has been on bench.. This is with Gordon and Saka... xMins golden boys... FML

Dubravka 5 pointer rotting in my bench... This was against Liverpool away!! I would have deleted my #FPL team if he had also gotten the penalty save points..

Not him..

The only thing I had, the very last thing of hope after Captain Saka benching is Andersen clean sheet.. Leeds undoes it in injury time... Fckk sake

If you are wondering why CMMI level 5 guaranteed xMins Saka is not starting a GW against NFO... Here is your answer...

Oh, we are at this point back in the Cycle again it seems.. I am going to wait couple of weeks more and buy him for his doubles as CL returns...

My bad, I didn't factor the Rosenior effect

I have Bowen on bench... Expect a goal and assist as West Ham come out from their grave to dance in the rain

Everyone hold their breath, by the end of 90 mins, we will have content creators hyping up Garnacho for the run of next 5 fixtures with the 👀emoji

Stop threatening me yo!!! Whats this game?

This couldn't have happened on a day when people were celebrating 5 City players... 💁‍♂️

Will be funny if City won’t even win a single trophy this season…

I hope they soon find an abhorable, hateable smug prick as the manager of Manchester United. Carrick is one of the nicest guys in that club.. #ManUnited

Eversince on my bucket list since I watched Memories of the Alhambra…

Ruben Amorim should take up a PL manager role… Palace ? Forest ? West Ham ?