If anyone knows that man (it’s bound to be a man) tell him to go and see Not I. He’ll love the songs, the dancing, the straightforward plot and above all the happy ending.

I hope the peace agreement holds and that the survivors in Gaza can be freed from genocide. I hope the hostages in both Gaza and Israel are freed and can return to their families. My big worry is that peace doesn’t suit Netanyahu, and so he’ll make sure it doesn’t happen. I hope I’m wrong.

Yet another Nobel prize denied to the great tweeter Donald J Trump. The Nobel committees are all radical leftists.

Trump’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, but not so thick as to not think of passing a question he doesn’t understand to one of his toadies.

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She’s absolutely right. When you’re too busy to give the children your full attention, don’t let them go on a screen, why not buy them a pony? Or tell one of the servants to play with them. There are so many alternatives to screens if you just give it a little thought. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Walsh is a piece of shit. But he’s not wrong on this.

Trump’s taken lying into a whole new universe.

All the things that make ICE’s actions so scary are the same things that mean Trump & his controllers won’t allow filming to continue to happen. We’re watching a fascist state develop in real time. Inevitably, filming the state’s abuses will become illegal. Those who do it will be severely punished.

There's always a tweet.

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Isabel Oakeshott - “in bed the other night, my Dicky said…”

Jenrick succeeding Badenoch would mean they have no chance of forming the next government. Tories prefer their leaders to be more subtle about their racism.

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“Demonic sexual performances”. I’ve never watched the Super Bowl, but I think I will now. Cheers Marge!

Sharron Haskell should be behind bars for her involvement in war crimes against the Palestinians.

I had my flu jab last week, and my covid jab today. One day, after I’m long gone, they’ll invent the anxiety jab.

Trump seems to be trying to provoke war between states. www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-inva...

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In a café, I’ve always preferred to sit with my back to a wall, where I can see the whole room. Today, unrelated to that, I moved the furniture around in my flat. My chair is now in a corner, where I can see the whole room, and it feels great. Feng shui for Wiganers?

It’s a fucking competition now, about can come up with the biggest meaningless number. www.bbc.com/news/article...

They should take that stick off him. He could have someone’s eye out with that.

I’m guessing Miller has zero evidence to prove these ludicrous claims. But Trump’s fascist goons don’t need evidence any more. You have to act Americans, before it’s too late.

I don’t what the commentators are going on about - that was a good call by the ref. Welsby was rightly sin-binned. #HKRSTH #SuperLeague

Since they have to “put up with” being made to feel unwelcome all the time, you’d think Noem might want to give some thought to why that’s the case. But she won’t, because her agenda is fixed. And it’s racist.

Israeli minister Amichai Chikli has invited Yaxley Lennon/Tommy Robinson to Israel, describing him as “a true friend of Israel” & “unafraid to speak the truth”. I have one request Mr Chikli, please don’t send the racist piece of shit back, he belongs with you, not in a decent place like the UK.

That’s Infantino’s pension nicely sorted then.

Wow. www.instagram.com/reel/DPJxpI4...

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If anyone knows anyone in a position of political power, or of influence over Israel, especially if that person used to be a top human rights lawyer, please ask them if they can do anything about these appalling human & legal rights violations by the Israelis. www.instagram.com/p/DPW3PdiE8m...

📌 The entire world 🌎 is laughing at America now 🐥

Our clueless Home Secretary wants people not to protest Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinians because an antisemite attacked people at a synagogue. Surely we should be protesting all the more strongly when evil is being perpetrated against an innocent minority? www.bbc.com/news/article...

In the CofEs desperate search for an Archbishop of Canterbury who isn’t either a child sex abuser or a protector and friend of child sex abusers, they’ve decided a woman is their best option. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...

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I’ve just finished ‘Black Rabbit’ - a lot better than expected, given some of the reviews. I liked the way it often developed the narrative through seemingly mundane action, instead of slapping us in the face. The dialogue’s a bit wooden at times & I’m not sure about Jude Law yet. 7/10 #blackrabbit

“A lot of folks on your side are (unhinged/unwell) too.” That’s an admission from the Republican Speaker of the House that Trump isn’t well.

Not only does @luke-akehurstmp.bsky.social supposedly not know anything about international law, or what constitutes a war crime, he doesn’t sound like he much cares to get to know either, but he definitely thinks it’s funny.

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If anyone knows any Russian agents, can you let them know that I’m willing to tell them everything for a very large sum of money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Israel claims it is attempting to stop those supplies falling into the hands of Hamas” is almost hilarious. If anyone deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, it’s the heroic people on the flotilla. Israel is a rogue state. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Please like or repost if you agree with Mark Cuban!

There’s alway a quote - not that he’d remember. Or admit to.

Israel is a nation of murderers and cowards. #Gaza ##Israel

It’s a genocide. Stop arming Israel. www.instagram.com/reel/DPGP5Sf...

They should have developed ambient smells that can come out of your tv by now, shouldn’t they?

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Have they decided their policy is to embarrass all Americans and annoy everybody else?