good night all 😴

#humpday for those who celebrate!

If we haven’t even met and we’re chatting via iMessage and you’re already talking about the other guys you’re fucking it’s a turn off. Like at least wait til ya give me some lovin right?

happy saturday

Mad Men is the greatest TV show ever made - come at me bro

she’s really tryna come for me

come and get it #humpday

yall should follow me on instagram if ya nasty @ted.gregson

shower anyone?

good night 😘

i wanna move to la

back to Chicago but have a feeling LA is my next move more and more now

last night going out in LA

happy spanksgiving from LA

at akbar and I’m suffocating in straight white women. cmonnn

omw to LA (part of my gtfo chicago tour)

another monday, another day i wish i had a trust fund

my happy place #nyc

Hop on or slide in, your choice 😈

so tired but last day in nyc and am determined to have a ball at motherdisco

oh I’m shaking my booty at the rosemont to robyn tonight babyyy. bklynnnnn

you know what’s different abt ny. if you’re sleeping on the train, someone will yell at you for taking up the space and say “i’m from the bronx—go to the homeless shelter baby—i need to sit”. 🤌

happy #fcf from the city

on the upside im going to the 3 dollar bill to see kori king and maybe butthole kollins will be there!

one more thing about the situationship or wtf it was. he said “i don’t do silent treatment.” when i decided not to text him after he made fun of me attending the no kings protest. and what happens now - i’ve texted him twice about ending this and nooo response. hypocriteeeee

boys—don’t fuck w me if you don’t know what you want. we’re all adults in our mid to late 30’s. some of us settling down-ish. so if you’re just gonna ghost after all this time and energy over months and months—gtfo w that shit

where in NYC has dope house music I can shake my booty to tonight?

made it to ny #nyc #gay

😛 #gay

me on my way to nyc this weekend

she’s really tryna come for me on instagram

ass is still fat #ass #gay

ok went to Chinatown and i’m happy and whole again.

i mean if this lyft driver can watch a cam girl while we’re driving from point a to point b then i can whip my dick out and start jerking right?

am i crashing out? that’s all.

if you need me, i’ll be at cell block bogarting the touch tunes in my jockstrap. chappel roan all night. that’s all.

there’s a gaggle of finance bros (in their 50s) on this L train. that’s all.

good morning #ass #gay #bottom

i know it's just dopamine but it feels so real to me #gay #robyn #fitness

Rewatching One Tree Hill: Peyton was actually kind of a badass and Brooke was always soo horny.

i’ve turned all my sorrow into glass follow, like, share for more 🍑 #humpday #gay #ass #jock #twunk

Good morning. Send 🤗🫖🥣 on this cold Midwest morning❤️ #feet #gay #twunk

Let’s get this Monday everyone! #gay #motivationmonday #muscle #twunk

vivo y bien #fcf

#tb to Portugal 2 weeks ago #twunk #gay #fitness #runner

Dedicating this #humpday to Mamdani and Democratic Socialism👏 #gay #ass #fatass #democrat #twunk

happy Tuesday friends #gay #fitness #twunk

Who wants to play? #gay #bubblebutt #bubble #gayporn #jock #twunk