When a super-preggo character says "It's just Braxton Hicks" on a TV show, you can 100% guarantee that they'll be delivering that baby by the end of the episode

I sat down 2 hours ago, and have only watched 10 mins of TV because I'm stressing about work shit 😭 trying to zone out again now...

Nothing, other than studs and wedding ring 🤷‍♀️ #SecretSantaAoNZ

You know what's gross? Using eye drops then tasting it in your throat

Was kinda hoping Dawn would come back from Aus with a bit of a personality change. #ShortlandStreet

It just doesn't feel right when Briscoes does an ad without Tammy

Coffee and muffin treat, but it has surprise coconut in it

#SecretSantaAoNZ No collections, my kids have enough crap filling up our small house 😅

Coffee and chocolate are my true loves. Love a trip to the cafe. I'm a pretty picky eater, no nuts and nothing spicy ##SecretSantaAoNZ

So the time to avoid town has begun. Too hot, too many people, too much noise, too much traffic. Add in two kids who are either arguing, touching things they shouldn't, or asking questions 😵‍💫

It's a Sunday Adventure Day, kids! Aka I have jobs to do in town, and I want to get coffee and treats, and with the promise of a playground and a packed lunchbox, we all get to enjoy some sunshine

Pfft whatever apple, it's already been done by teen girls in 2003

Scratchie tickets are harder to scratch than they used to be, right? I'm either barely revealing the symbols, or scratching right through the cardboard!

Hmm, I'm going to want some whittakers tonight. Might need to squeeze in a quick supy-run

Time for a stress walk, I guess 2.9 km, 39 min #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

Stressy day, so I'm watching my Friday night Taskmaster on Thursday night.

First Christmas songs heard in the supermarket today

3:30am toast and milo, with a side of stress tears 🙃

Another night with very little sleep. I'm so over it.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a GIF

Can you still buy soap dispensers for foaming soap, like a bit more heavy duty than the supermarket ones? I'm sure years ago they were everywhere!

Splashed out on a full price whittakers this week, and honestly, freaking worth it 👌

I'm in! 🎅🎅🎅 #SecretSantaAoNZ

How is it that I do washing all weekend but still have full baskets on Sunday night?

3.7 km walk 46 min #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

It's now 5:20am, I've been awake since 3. I give up.

After a shit of a day, I was really looking forward to that tiramisu, but it was way off. Should've got the lemon meringue.

We're expecting 46 children at work today. That's too many.

8yo: I can't sleep, the fireworks are too loud Me: yeah, I know they're annoying but I can't do anything about it 8yo: can't you just tell the government to ban them? I wish, mate.

1.7km 20min walk #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

Daily check-in to see if #SecretSantaAoNZ is firing up yet 👀🎅

03/11/25 107.9 I can't fucking do this #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

This weekend I bought three different salt and vinegar chips/crackers but non of them hit the spot. Gimme S&V that buuuurrrrnns!

Why do I feel cleaner when I've not showered, but just given my feet a good scrub, than when I've actually had a full shower?

Okay Halloween is over. Let's get on with Secret Santa. Now!! Please please please

I hid from the trick or treaters 🙈

When I first started uni, every cousin, uncle, family friend who had ever been through Massey PN would always ask if The Fitz was still going. I think it closed in my second year? Many, many good times there. Many, many kgbs and apple archers drunk 😆

Change one letter, tuin a candy Sars

One of the main coworkers that keeps me somewhat sane, handed in her resignation today. I'm actually really sad about it.

Shortland Street got a bit dark tonight!

28/10/25 107.6 #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

Here we go, team! 🎅

Good thing I turned off my 7am alarm this morning so I could sleep in. Until 5am. 🙃

Come on #SecretSantaaNZ where you at?

Had an absolute shit of a week #AMishMashOfProgressAndHurdles

Night three of our house humming 🥲

Has anyone figured out how to bottle that "young and carefree, slightly tipsy while dancing with friends at a high school/uni party" kinda feeling yet?

We've had big, industrial drier fans going at home after the washing machine flooded, and shit they are noisy! I really hope they get taken away today, I don't think I can do a third night with the noise 🙃