Who coughs louder in restaurants toddlers or boomers

For some reason I got a Marvel comics bug and I’ve been catching up on some of the major storylines and holy crap House of M was wild

Writers room white boards be like: 0 days without causing characters pain

Anybody here watched Foundation?

Thank you Death Stranding (it’s my balloon day)

Let’s gooooo

So happy to officially announce that I’m in the (early!) stages of RWBY Volume 10!! youtu.be/-gP6VEdfI0I?...

I keep seeing a vanity license plate that says “BLSNG” and all I hear in my head is “ball song”

I’m very late to the party but I have just started playing Death Stranding… and there’s a character named Die-Hardman? Is that right?

So I never played Death Stranding and now I’m seeing all these glowing reviews of DS2… should I give the first one a shot?

Best friends for life 💍 (we got engaged yesterday)

Proud owner of my new obsession (thanks @kerryshawcross.com for snagging this for me)

Did a thing this weekend I’m very excited about

I’m re-watching Rise of Skywalker and I’m stunned this movie has a 51% on Rotten Tomatoes

Hi I wrote this episode of Food Theory

Coming from a launch version of the first Switch, Switch 2 is an enormous upgrade. Screen is gorgeous and the whole thing feels less like a toy. If the hardware performs as good as it seems like it’s going to on multi-platform releases, this may be my go-to console for those.

I always forget how much getting a new Nintendo system makes me feel like a kid again

yes hello I am a Nintendo

oh my god oh my god oh my god

Had a very long and exhausting day that for some reason I decided to end by watching Twilight

Crazy weather in Austin last night. Piles of hail that were truly insane. Ankle deep water in our kitchen, living room, and garage.

Rolled credits on Expedition 33. Instant all-timer. Thoroughly impressed by its confidence — this game is unabashedly itself from start to finish. Beautiful world, complex characters, addictive RPG mechanics. Sign me up for everything Sandfall does.

No, YOU’RE rewatching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves for the 10th time

Smh it’s always the people you most suspect

Expedition 33 is a game full of hot people

Hot damn. Andor.

Got my Switch 2 preordered

Final Fantasy VII was right we should have been fighting god and capitalism

Oh man if this is an FFIX remake they can have all my money

Society feels like we’re in the part of the RPG where the meteor is in the sky but instead you just go take up a bunch of useless hobbies

Is the mustache ironic if you’ve made it your whole personality

Nearly every opportunity I’ve gotten through most of my life, but especially in this last year, has been through people who I’ve worked with before and recommended me for something. It’s wild how many people go through life stomping on everybody to get ahead. Be nice to people.

I have been referring to Conclave as Dead Pope’s Society

Ok so I binge watched all of Severance now what

Finally got to watch Flow and just loved it (heads up it’s on HBO Max as of today)

Which of my friends will be playing Civ 7

Finally watching Scavengers Reign and I’m both fascinated and horrified

Can you imagine going into a coma in November 2016 and waking up tomorrow and he’s still the goddamn president

My mom sends the most mom texts of all time

Happy 2025, everyone. Love you.

She’s been watching us play Mario Party

My daughters now boo whenever the Warner Bros logo comes on before a movie

I really really love this trailer

I truly love Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. I think I expected an Uncharted or Tomb Raider clone but it’s wildly upended my expectations. Feels very old school — more focused on exploration and puzzle solving without spelling out all your next tasks for you.

They hate us cuz they anus

Love that my kids are getting to an age where I can show them some of my favorites and they’ll appreciate them. They recently LOVED Back to the Future and last night Arrival blew their minds.

Every food reel is like “this is what I make when I don’t feel like cooking” followed by 20 steps of cooking.

Tough day at the orifice

Watching Alien Romulus and something very loud banged in my garage cool