Could you possibly be any more insensitive? I know I don't seem easily hurt, but I do have my limits. FFS

„A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.“ 🤣 Just briefly indulging in my inner LotR nerd. Good morning 🌅

This day feels like:

I've just decided on my first outfit for one of the Dir en grey concerts in December and baby, I'm going to be so overdressed 🤣 but fuck it, I will be slayin’ that look.

Had to say goodbye to 5 cm of hair length 🥲💇🏼‍♀️🫠 bruh

Felt a little snakey again 🐍😆 part… bruh, idk anymore. 7? I guess.

Leveling up from 18 to 20 ☝🏻

Whisky is now Poland’s fastest-growing alcohol export, with overseas sales rising fivefold since 2021. Meanwhile, the share of vodka among exported spirits has fallen from 80% two decades ago to 38% now.

I'm a girly girl, with all the bling, perfect nails and stuff… but I change my summer and winter tires myself. #notafraidofgettingdirty 🤣 🛞

The most boring thing about driving is… when you're not the driver. 🤣

🐍😎 welcome home little snakeys 😆

Actually… I perform best at the gym when someone pisses me off beforehand. Then I can really let out all my pent-up aggressions. 😤🤬

So, I made a travel list for next year: Athens Bucharest Dublin Rome Szczecin tbc 🤣

I just remembered I bought this pillowcase last year at the show. It's about time it was put into use. ☝🏻

„Midischrank Ando“ lol

Tonight I had one of those dreams again where my long hair was cut off - involuntarily, of course 🥲

So, did I order new clothes for 530 bucks in a fit of incoming winter depression? I guess I did. Let’s hope at least half of it won’t look good on me 🙈.

In Germany we say: „Keine Haare am Sack, aber n Kamm in der Tasche“, bittesehr.

Did I buy a Halloween cake for coffee time before dropping by my parents' today? I guess I did 👻🎃🤣

So, when I’m leaving the house in the morning now, it's still partially dark outside. It's even less helpful for my mood when it's been raining for the sixth day in a row. Random fact: The streetlights turn off at 7:15 sharp.

It’s time for pt. 6 of my snakey series🐍🤣

Schmusi 😻

Alright, I’m here for the pecs!

breasting boobily as always 💖

This year it has come to my attention that shaving legs is now also trending among guys here in Germany. Nothing shocking for me, as it’s been a thing among men for years now in Japan, right? I just wouldn't have expected that the response here would be so great… like ever.

The time has come for my “bedsnake” 🤣🐍 if you got something dirty in mind… nope, it’s basically just a very long hot water bottle 🤣🔥 #gettingcosy ft. Teru, my beloved squid plushie from Osaka 🐙🦑🤪

My new companion for my trip to Japan. I could not not buy this, right? 🐍😜😌

When a friend sends me a message at 1 a.m. saying, “Please give me a call tomorrow morning,” does that count when I’m already awake at 6:00 a.m.? 😛 I mean… it’s basically “tomorrow morning”, right? 🤣

🥳🥳🥳 at least there’s something to look forward to this winter. ❄️

Maybe I’ll buy the new iPhone in near future. Just because. ☝🏻🙆🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

🤮🤮🤮 just saying.

I can’t wait to go shopping for ReFa products in December in Japan 🤩🤩🤩

Yes, I’m one of those women who drink while cooking. Cheers. 🍷

youtube.com/watch?v=b1_B... @naughtycalamari.bsky.social don’t be shy in December? ☝🏻🥃😝 ist zwar ziemlich ausgelullert, der Song, aber könnte auf die Playlist xD

Last night I dreamt about how we boarded the Shinkansen from Osaka to Tokyo 🤣 @naughtycalamari.bsky.social

I wish that you were my lollipop Sweet things, I will never get enough 🎶🎵🤣

So, my parents are renovating my old room. Guess after 15+ years those will have to go 🤪😅 or move into my apartment 🤣

Beard Papa, I’m coming! 🧔‍♂️🤣😋

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So, I went grocery shopping on Thursday… Merry Christmas, I guess 🎅🎄😆

For the fourth year in a row, a family member of mine died and I wonder… when will this madness end? 💔

Good morning 🌅 the early bird diesdas 🤣🐦‍⬛

This day is taking a positive turn after all. I just found a cookie in my handbag. But first… chest Friday 🤣🏋🏼‍♀️💪🏻

Office scenes: “Your sunglasses are so beautiful. But weren't you wearing a different pair yesterday? And yet another pair again on Tuesday?” “Yeah? I have a lot of sunglasses, seems to be a quirk of mine.” 😆 “Cool. The stones on them look like Swarovski.” “That's because they're Swarovski.”

„May have a laxative effect if consumed in excessive quantity (approx. 5 or more gummy bears)” 1. Who the fuck eats only 5 gummy bears? 2. Excessive? 5? Excuse me?

Guess it’s time for part 5 🐍🤣 thanks to @naughtycalamari.bsky.social for providing me with even more snakey things 😜😆

Felt a little snakey today pt. 4. 🐍 Alright, imma make this a challenge. How much snake printed stuff can a person own? I’m telling you… this won’t be a short trip 🤣

First mosquito bite of the year 🦟 💢☠️

It's Britney, Bitch!

Working that triceps 💪🏻🤪