The ToffDog
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A stream of consciousness, which is as disappointing to me as it is to you.
My new favourite airport game is getting a free test of the most expensive aftershave I can find... ...I got a £240 spritz today, but only after hearing the word "squirt" repeated back to me with frankly the appropriate level of disdain 💨😂
2 days ago
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It was date night yesterday, and I took the opportunity on
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to finally get round to a classic... I've always been a Dolmio 🍅 guy but that simply has to change, this was rather sophisticated 🍝
3 days ago
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Dubai Pasta...!? I won't lie I'm only guessing that Dubai Chocolate is pistachios. But... on
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tonight, this might be nuts 🥜 but it's pretty tasty, just a little dry even when I went over the top with Tahini
7 days ago
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My bank just did a "2025 Wrapped"... absolutely bleak stuff!
7 days ago
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Date night
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was a choice of Kitchen Heaven or Kitchen Hell, a format point I may have stolen... She went hell but now no longer fears the runner bean, entirely! I've said it before, the 🍋 is the game changer in this!
9 days ago
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Walked to Lidl to buy mushrooms for dinner... Got to Lidl and realised I'd forgotten my wallet, so walked home... Got home and realised I had twenty quid cash in my phone case.
10 days ago
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Holy 'Moley! It's a return to the homemade guac in
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🥑 It is insanely fresh and zesty, so good! 🇲🇽
10 days ago
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Deciding on a board game to play in the pub later... I might be inspired by England's plight in Australia
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11 days ago
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If we do lose 5-0, we'll always have those 6 overs.
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11 days ago
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Certainly enough time here for England to do the decent thing and give us a Sunday morning lay-in.
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11 days ago
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Are we undercooked... overcooked... or just cooked!? This is so bleak.
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12 days ago
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As I sit swaddled in my duvet on the sofa... the grim outlook that's growing for England's hopes in this series are all too familiar 😬
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12 days ago
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DECLARE!!!! 😂
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add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
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13 days ago
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Starc is made unplayable by England's relentless desire to play him 🫠
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13 days ago
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This is great, play well and we can get them in for twilight tomorrow... This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
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13 days ago
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Discussing Harry Brook...
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loading . . .
13 days ago
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30-odd mins without losing a wicket... England are lulling me into a false sense of security!
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13 days ago
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The 4am start should be less brutal... and yet.
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13 days ago
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December 1st... advent calendars go!
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advent calendar is clearly going to drive me insane 😂
16 days ago
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Nailed it!
17 days ago
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Christmas Decorations 🎄 done, as a reward, I can't lie this isn't as pine-y as one might expect. 🍺
17 days ago
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Motherland Christmas Special and a 6%-er seems like a solid plan as I sort the tinsel and start to scale the stairs!
17 days ago
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Let it begin! 🎄
17 days ago
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Switzerland 🇨🇭... pretty bloody picturesque!
23 days ago
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That's a pretty funky sky!
23 days ago
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Done the big pre-Christmas decorations dusting while listening to Three Bean Salad with the TV fire on 🙌 Now 10mins of Rugby, then The North London Derby, it's a good day!
24 days ago
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I can see why the recipe for this
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use a photo while still in the pan... an absolute nightmare to plate up with style 😂 However, taste-wise, this is a bit of a banger! Very rich so perhaps an infrequent brunch rotation option 🥚
24 days ago
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I've been grazing like a complete 🐮 as a result the Ashes 2am alarm clock, so
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was quick and healthy... But I did the areabbiata myself and I'm never going to microwave a new potato! Bit too much 🌶 and 🍋 created an assault in the senses!
25 days ago
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I'm not going to lie, I preferred it when my timeline was all cricket-y this morning.
25 days ago
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If you don't love how Derek Rae pronounces Bundesliga teams, you don't love life. FC Koln pre-match atmosphere is a banger by the way 🔴⚪️🔴🐐
25 days ago
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Question for the 2am
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🏏 crew... Do airport drinking rules apply? I feel like this session demands a bloody mary 🍹
25 days ago
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The Mystery of the Murmuring Snicko...
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25 days ago
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If the Bluesky hive mind is to be believed... this game has been over about half a dozen times in just over four sessions 😂
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25 days ago
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I mean, sure, I'd like a lot more but anything north of 150... given the pace the Aussies bat. They'll need to bat the longest innings of the match. Circa 50 overs... madness!
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25 days ago
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This game is absolutely bonkers, how can it be such a roller coaster in just over 90 overs so far 🤣
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25 days ago
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Quack Crawley? 🦆🦆 ...Sorry.
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26 days ago
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Fair play... that is a spectacular catch. That's making some montages!
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26 days ago
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Simultaneously finished Coffee Number One and the Aussie innings... Does that mean coffee is a wicket taker!? If so, goodnight again 💤 🤣
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26 days ago
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Priorities... cricket, cricket, cricket... COFFEE!!
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2am Club 🏏
26 days ago
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I've tried the TNT
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coverage a couple of times today, but the commentary is weird. People talking in staccato style, making everything sound like a trite soundbite. Thank the lord for TMS and the pause button to sync it to the TV.
26 days ago
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Steve Smith's 48 ball innings described as "a long vigil" 🤣
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26 days ago
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I feel like my energy levels have been depleted even quicker than England's run-rate
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26 days ago
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It's a rummage in the cupboard for
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which means Moroccan-Style Night 🇲🇦 Chorizo-style sausage were broken up and used in sauce which went on jazzy bulgar wheat featuring red cabbage and 🫛 It had big mid-week meal energy.
27 days ago
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Date Night Dinner on
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and it's a winter weather dish. I struggled to adjust the liquid in the sauce, so it was a touch dry, but this was still good! 🦐
about 1 month ago
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Presumably this is what Nig' calls his undercarriage?
about 2 months ago
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This doesn't look impressive for
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... but following afternoon in the rain watching my ⚽️ team get battered, a simple quick dinner was needed! Enter the panchetta and mushroom 🍄 carbonara, simple but filling and tasty 🙌
about 2 months ago
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A Halloween Special in
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🎃 This is the most feared beer 🍺 in our world but holds a simple rule: "If you see her, she see's you and therefore you must drink." It's absolutely awful and will ruin your night.
about 2 months ago
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It's the end of the freebie fish 🐟 for
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tonight... Took not much more than 10mins to knock up, and is pretty tasty but maybe needs, more than the wee bit of smoke salmon I had leftover! The addition of fresh chives and dill 🍃 was a good call though!
about 2 months ago
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It's a
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repeat tonight... Still the best thing I've cooked in a while! Absolutely delicious and almost certainly the next date night dinner sorted!
about 2 months ago
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