A power metal band that makes songs about dinosaurs? And thus, a new obsession has begun 💜🦖🦕💜

Happens more often than you think

Well, I'm officially done flirting 🙄 I tried to do the whole "yawn" and put my arm around them bit, and the guy at the urinal flipped out and started yelling at me. Just so done.

Time to relieve my childhood 💜🦖🦕💜 #dinosaurs

@discord.com announcing they want us to either upload face scans or ID to have full access to the site starting next month after they got hacked and 70,000 people had personal information stolen a few months ago is wild to me.

We also need to just outright ban child marriage. How is that still a thing in 2026???

Fun Fact: If you pick up your cat and use them as a guitar while singing Crush 40, they'll look at you like you're an idiot

You better believe I'm getting the hammer! The second I see a bug, bot, or squid I'm pulling a Eustace: "That's it! I'm gettin me mallet!"

This is a hill I will die on

You know, the next time everything shuts down and everyone gets to stay home, the universe could throw me a bone and do it on a weekend I have off.

Its my favorite insult 😆

Get'em Dr. Grant!

Rawr 💜🦖🦕💜

My new goal for finishing my book: Get rich enough to be able to hire @alancumming.bsky.social to narrate the #JurassicPark novel. I think he would be great as "Book Hammond". 💜🦖💜

I wanna go to a con and cosplay Dodgson from Jurassic Park just to see if anyone cares #jurassicpark #JurassicWorld

He is just like me fr

I bring a certain "vibe" to gatherings 💜🦖💜

Wait a minute. Who are you?

Its a really good night 💜🦖💜 #couragethecowardlydog

Whenever I run into a Hulk on #HellDivers now that I have a chainsaw and armor that increases melee damage

Ash is not a fan of the dog on tv apparently.

"You don't even go here."

Its me Im the casual silent hill fan

They could have called it a "C-Rex" but they dont know how to have fun.