no alarm set for tomorrow, there’s an outdoor pool at this brand new hotel, and i don’t have to be anywhere until 5pm tomorrow 💗💗💗

if i am watching a tv show or movie with you and i make the compromise of letting you put subtitles on, just know that i love you very much

happy sunday people😘

nope nope nope i can NOT have a crush rn

who’s awake?

sometimes you get added to a CF unexpectedly and it feels like winning the damn lotto 🥵

need to break this dry spell asap 🫠

cole porter really ate with tom dick or harry

why does everyone have a boyfriend

“puffer jacket jerkoff fuckheads” - alex levy

loveee the sara bareilles cameo in this week’s morning show

i’ve somehow ended up in a “i think i’ve girlbossed way too close to the sun” position at work and it’s truly wonderful and hilarious and shocking

my brain is somehow soup and also the strongest it’s ever been at the same time … i love my job!!

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, MORNING SHOW IS BACK YALL!!!

forgot that when i was drunk and crying at the airport on saturday a TSA agent asked me if i was a cheerleader and the proceeded to do the full crotch pat down on me 😅

the only people i can trust are the straight girls who like my close friends thirst traps

hi cuties

everytime i come to minneapolis im like, should i just move here??

hotel sex ✅ hangover, gone

this morning 🪵 today is something else .!

seemingly quite a few gays on this flight to minneapolis ???

just explained doxypep to my mother

i think i’ve maybe taken way too much zicam today but oh well

my phone is blocked on the LIRR ticket app because apparently I waited too long to activate my ticket ?? lollllll such loser behavior

the 22 year olds at my new job guessed that i’m 24 (this keeps happening) hashtag blessed babes

i feel so crazy right now need the delusions to kick in asap

I CAN DO HARD THINGS! YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS! WE CAN DO HARD THINGS!

i love being absorbed in my work :)))

satURDAY SCARIES

guess i should start packing for the next three and a half months considering i leave on friday ha 😅

skeeting in the middle of the night is so silly silly

had two shots of tequila before i got on the train and i felt … nothing … im concerned

love playing the game of “is he hot or is he just a tri-state area italian-american?”

ugh i like this picture of me but not the icon in the back 😅

got sugared by @jaysugars.bsky.social ! highlyyyy recommend

just got really nervous at my barber that i’ve been going to since 2017 and said “how are you going?” 🤦🏻

i’ve been so h*** all morning hmmm

was just reunited with my sweet bowl after three months without her🥹💞

y am i so SAD

i’ve never seen francis ha / will it make me cry? / should i watch it tonight (?)

unexpectedly getting new headshots friday so of courseeeee im shopping now for some new basic SHIRTS

took a hard class yesterday but my body doesn’t hurt today YAY

i want to be courted by larry russell <3

5 more days omgomg

my family drama would make such incredible reality tv wowowoww

can’t believe i’m staying with my parents on long island right now and didn’t go to the beach today

ha ha ha omg okay go ahead and shame me co-star

feeling quite melancholy this labor day hmmmm

straight couple sitting in front of me on the LIRR is arguing about when they should get engaged

on a sentimental note, i just realized im going to fulfill my goal of being a working artist (in many different capacities!) every single month for the second year in a row 🥹