🐱😈 "I didn't call him. He called me." "The president called me and asked..." Yeah, sounds about right. Also, pretty sure it'll go real well for him when Greenland tells him to take that opportunity and shove it up his butt.

🐱😈 Hah-- What a schmuck.

🐱😈..... Ok, everybody. We gotta really convince grandpa that he's good at hosting. It's a long shot because he's awful, but wouldn't it be nice if he were to just eff off and quit because he thinks he's some kind of "Master of Ceremony"?

🐱😈 Either he's got a massive medical issue or all those handshakings are from those who are gripping his hand so tight that they're busting his veins. I mean, if I had to hypothetically shake his hand for some reason I'd do it begrudgingly and with claws.

🐱😈 Sure, because Cheeto's Department of Justice is all about squeeky clean transparency and would never try to cover something up to protect him, am I right???? 🙃

🐱😈 How many times has this guy bankrupt his own businesses again??? Did he do this, too? Just pull random big numbers out of his butt??

🐱😈 So what he's saying here is, who needs hardworking Americans when you can have robots???

🐱😈 We DON'T need Greenland for national security. You need to take your meds and go take a nap, grandpa.

🐱😈 Doing my part and sharing.

🐱😈 The North remembers.

🐱😈 Nah, you had it right the first the time, but please continue.

🐱😈 👏👏👏👏

🐱😈 And he picks fish 😹

🐱😈 If ICE existed back then just as they do now, those on the mayflower would be shackled and shipped right back off. Unless they're white and have money, I guess...

🐱😈.... And that's good, how? Also, many of them didn't even leave under their own power and were innocent people trying to make a living. You had them all shackled and shipped off to who knows where. I don't think that's amazing at all.

🐱😈 I didn't hear a yes.

🐱😈 Go home, Kaine...

🐱😈 Uh huh... Did any of you stop and notice whether Cheeto put those so called charts upside down or not?? Or were you all to busy just begging to pucker up for his giant rippled orange butt?

🐱😈 Couch humper 2028, huh? And compliments of Toilet Paper USA? Wow! Who's gonna be his running mate? Mrs. Kirk herself or her sofa?

🐱😈 Are you threatening us all with a good ole time, Mikey?

🐱😈 Mom and Dad watched this last night. It's actually a pretty accurate symbolism here if you think about it.

🐱😈 That's because they're all just as ignorant as she is. What a sad little world they all live in.

🐱😈 You know, if you're going to cover up something, maybe actually go through EVERYTHING before you release them. Now they're just making it blatantly obvious what they're doing here.

🐱😈 If I were elected president post Cheeto face, I would not slap my name in front of everything to boost my ego. Don't need to because I know I'm magnificent! I would, however, make an exception for Cheeto's assets. After cleaning house, I'd simply take his name off and replace it with mine! 😼

🐱😈 I mean, I'm just thankful for the redaction of his face so no one has to look at that obscene neckgina of his.

🐱😈 Because he's guilty af and he knows it. I sincerely hope that his golf game sucks this weekend and he gets the shits and has to spend most of it asleep on the toilet in the bathroom.

🐱😈 Grandpa had fun in his geography group today at the home! Now, will he remember any of this by dinner time? Probably not.

🐱😈 Mom's thought was, "schools still have chocolate milk???" Not that I myself could ever have any, but hey, if Cheeto is just gonna dismantle and defund everything then you may not get to keep it school anyway! So keep on keeping on, Stefanik. Don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

🐱😈All their blood will be forever visible on his hands and he doesn't give a shit. Disgusting human.

🐱😈 I suppose next we'll see an image of Cheeto shaking hands with the late and great Hannibal Lecter as he's presenting him that Nobel Peace prize. Totally not photoshopped!

🐱😈 Hey, look, heavy redactions! That must mean Cheeto face is on every one of those pages, right???

🐱😈 Couch humper gets an F-----.

🐱😈 Fun fact! The Oklahoma Supreme Court has 9 justices and, currently, only 2 are democrats.

🐱😈 Nearly all of the republican party, ladies and gentlemen!

🐱😈 While I don't believe probably ANY of the things Elon says, I'm still inclined to believe Cheeto had his name and other republican's erased from it.

🐱😈 State of the art and transparency at it's finest!!

🐱😈 Well, can't say that we didn't see that one coming. Most transparent admin in history, my patootie.

🐱😈 Grandpa had his prune juice early today. He's gotta get his depends changed, but the retirement home staff is asking to charge extra for him being a pain in the ass... No pun intended, maybe, but fingers crossed ya'll aren't waiting too much longer while that dispute gets settled!

🐱😈 Uh huh... Yeah. Even if he REALLY did.... Nah, I don't care. But anyway, how about them Epstein files???? You gonna comply with the law or no?? Because it looks like a no to me, right now. Care to explain??? 👀

🐱😈 Yes, we know you are. You've had your name placed in front the Kennedy Center, which is actually a memorial to JFK and you're not even dead yet, and the Institute of Peace. I suppose we'll be seeing your name on the Lincoln memorial next? Maybe a statue of you sitting in his lap?

🐱😈 Grandpa! We went over the names like fifty times! Weren't you even liste- You know what, never mind. Come get your pudding cup that's absolutely not laced with your sleeping meds.

🐱😈 You mean when he's not slouched over like a hunchback all the time?

🐱😈 How surprising... Absolutely no one saw this coming... What a surprise.... Gasp... (All of that was sarcasm, btw. In case it wasn't already obvious.)

🐱😈 Yeah, nothing says "I love the military" better than captain bone spurs calling them "suckers" and "losers."

🐱😈 He might wanna cover those up. May I suggest a padded bra?

🐱😈 So is the guy you've got sitting in the white house. How about you focus on him first rather than this needless bs?

🐱😈 What? Do you grow them in a jar or something, Dr. Frankenstein?

🐱😈 I mean, clearly, he'll never be a real man either.

🐱😈.... Happy Hunger Games??

🐱😈 If you squint, you might even decipher a message about Cheeto's "perfect" bowel movements.