I’d like to thank the Native Americans for their Welfare Program which helped feed lackluster gardening immigrants in need with wild game and native berries. 🙊 🦃🦅

In any endeavor, take the time to have fun and laugh. Happy Holidays! #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Jurassic _ _ _ K 🤔 #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906 BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. #Satire #LiteraryHumor #DarkHumor #ClassicLiterature #WittyWords #Cynicism #jokes #Wordplay

And thus the phrase Screwup was invented… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Always take responsibility for your actions. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

In any endeavor, take the time to have fun and laugh. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh

Taverns are important institutions…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

“Psssst….” #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Textualist #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Even Jesus has trouble with audits on his earthly possessions… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Don’t Monkey Around… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Always do your own shopping… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Human Redundancy #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Romance…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

B.B.S #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

…and just like that DaminToell turns his back on BlueSky, his only sanctuary when the X suspension hit….

My God People!! Can we at least band together to get @damin.bsky.social reinstated back on that cesspool of X ? He is already rotting the soul of our kind and caring community. All the love and Brotherhood we experience daily in our BlueSky haven of enlightenment is being tainted by his presence

Blue Sky Hospice… Where suspended X users find compassionate care.

Everything is under control 🐒

After being accused of reckless flying, mutilations, abductions and being featured on South Park doing horrendous things to Cartman…. ET goes home… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

One from the Alcohol lobby…😬 #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh

When the societal pressure to live up to the expectations of your name catches up to you….. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

When visiting the zoo, this is very important! “Please Do Not Piss On The Animals” #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

I took this photo after deciding that I would be a good citizen and follow the public instructions. A week later I was still in jail 🤷‍♂️ #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Remember, your drinking affects more than just you…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Sadly… This would likely be me🤷‍♂️ #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906 CLAIRVOYANT, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead. #Satire #LiteraryHumor #DarkHumor #ClassicLiterature #WittyWords #Cynicism #jokes #Wordplay

Theatre… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

🚨Breaking P Diddy’s first public statement since his convictions “So as it turns out, Crime does pay” More at 11

🚨Breaking President Trump exclaims “I hold all the levers” in regards to the NYC Mayoral election. More at 11”

“AI, Show the Mona Lisa in a bikini”;

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906 CLAIRVOYANT, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead. #Satire #LiteraryHumor #DarkHumor #ClassicLiterature #WittyWords #Cynicism #jokes #Wordplay

And everybody points fingers at the other guy…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Never stand on a rug …. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Sometimes I log in and all I see is Hate in the name of Love…. Don’t look in the mirror people🤷‍♂️

It’s 1787 & this is what the Constitution meant based upon anecdotal evidence of random comments the Founding Fathers made. Never mind that big building with a big vault that houses thousands of rulings which are by the constitution the lawful version of the constitution, Just take this $19.9 course

The daily battle… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906 CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. #Satire #LiteraryHumor #DarkHumor #ClassicLiterature #WittyWords #Cynicism #jokes #Wordplay

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin. #Satire

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906 CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. #Satire #LiteraryHumor #DarkHumor #ClassicLiterature #WittyWords #Cynicism #jokes #Wordplay

Don’t Monkey Around… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Newly discovered failed screen test for TJ Hooker, which explains years of animosity🤷‍♂️ #startrek #Kirk #tos #chronosplice #atl #pod #williamshatner #GeorgeTakei #TJHooker

Even Jesus has trouble with audits on his earthly possessions… #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs

Newly discovered failed screen test for TJ Hooker, which explains years of animosity🤷‍♂️ #startrek #Kirk #tos #chronosplice #atl #pod #williamshatner #GeorgeTakei #TJHooker

The lost screen test of William Shatner as the Doc in Back to the Future with Michael J Fox. #startrek #Kirk #tos #chronosplice #atl #pod #williamshatner #michaeljfox

“AI, Show the Mona Lisa in a bikini”;

In any endeavor, take the time to have fun and laugh. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh

Fame has its price…. #joke #comic #Comicstrip #sarcasm #humor #laugh #laughs