I actually got my account suspended for about an hour yesterday 😳 has this happened to anyone else or a glitch in the matrix

Morning bsky peeps its #tittytues and mine are here with my dad bod Have a good un 💋

Ok something a bit different... 🤷‍♀️ #mcm

Yes yes yes and im guilty as sin at doing this we always tell the ladies all bodies are beautiful but heres me cock pics galore im gunna try different things from now on ... its still fairly new to me but fuck it practice what I preach and trail and error 🤪.... thank you

Had to do a teams video call today and in the middle I could hear a strange noise... my fucking dog humping his rug behind me ... has some fucker been setting him tasks .. very off putting 🤦

Morning filthy fuckers of bsky #monochromemonday things got a little messy 😈😈 clean up required #nsfw #nsfwbsky #cock #cum #messy

So it seems im an "adventurous soulmate " hmmm ill try again in a month to see if it changes... 🤔

So last night I must have hurt my knee cause when I poke it with my finger it hurts and I cant stop doing it .. does this make me A kinky pain person A masochist person Or a thick fuck as its my poking finger thats sore 🤷‍♀️

Good morning bsky peeps spangle was a little bit hammered last night and purposely left his phone alone so if didn't get into trouble.. But im back mother fuckers sinful Sunday too ... whats the criac 🤩

I think my cock has dropped off ... spangle no dangle ... 🥶🥶

Gods sake im putting my big coat on today its fucking freezing and I'm a soft lad 🥶

Watched a thing about social media last night and unsolicited dick pics were mentioned ...... thats me fucked then when the sextortion twats get me .... fuck em id just send more 🖕

Its filthy Friday yay I got the day right and fuck me what a start too 😈😈😈😈

So following a post i replied to about being blocked.... I checked mine and im blocked by 14 accounts dont remember any of em oh and on a footworship list 🤣🤣🤣 what the actual fuck ... feet 🤣🤣🤣

Ok its official i dont even know what day it is ... sorry 😔

Dear RAF yes i know you gotta practice somewhere but my dog is currently under the kitchen table babbing himself... any chance you could fuck off over Lancashire for a change Yours spangle

Ok my contribution to #thighwednesday ignore the spangle dangle bit it tries to get everywhere ffs #nsfw #bskynsfw #dadbod

Good morning bsky filthy fuckers .. thigh Wednesday apparently its got a pic ready but not sure if it fits the day 🤔 anyways up and at em peeps 🤩🤩

Ok let's get this kinky fucker some traction... he's a good un

I truly am fucked arnt I

Update... wagon Wednesday is going well it seems

Hey hey bsky its time to rise and .... oh seems everyone is up already... ok so im a bit late ... ok ill start again Hey hey bsky ive been up for ages its wagon Wednesday let's go fuckers 🫡

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a peachy ass back in the day ... just saying

Watching a war film no subtitles for the German bits was doing my head im so thought I know put the subtitles on for the whole thing ... they're in fucking German... ive been spangled ffs

Fuck off you drool makes it look like ive pissed myself dog

Done my morning chores fed the snail his monthly dinner sitting down now for a bit of bsky scrolling 🤷‍♀️

Good morning bsky peeps titty Tuesday or something well my man boobs are staying put today but im sure there will be plenty of lovely posts later Stay wet horny and hard ya fuckers 😘 😈😇 Ps im staying outta trouble today i nearly got bitten by a kitten

Who knew shaving your balls with a bic razor could be like playing Russian roulette 💀

I totally forgot to post my humble contribution to this wonderful community 😇 #nsfw #monochromemonday #cock

Im hiding in the coop ignoring the frosties for now till its safe to emerge 👀🤭🤣🤣🤣 fucking hell im laughing at myself now and talking too ... loopy cock womble

Today has been very productive well apart from earlier when I got abit hot and bothered ive managed to clean my snail Flash's tank out so im a happy spangle

Good morning ya filthy fucker of bsky hope you all have a great Sunday id go to church but would probs burst into flames .. laters taters

A slow but chilled spangle Saturday but bsky is make me horny ffs ... dont know why im swearing I fuckin love it

Its ##sinfulsaturday so couldn't miss a little opportunity for a bit of black and white #nsfw #nsfwbsky

Morning bsky filthy friends ive learnt my lesson from yesterday no breakfast till after my bsky perusal... no one likes soggy frosties On a side note ive got 2 pics for ##sinfulsaturday decisions decisions 🤔

Charlotte church 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 holy fuck ... yes im watching the traitors

I really do live a rockstar life ... watching highlander on the beeb in a hoodie munching on my minstrels ...rock and roll baby

When a five year old calls you dude im like wtf ya little rug rat 😤

Had a trainee with me for the past couple of months who told me I had a resting face of what the fuck you looking at the cheeky cow . asked me why im so unlike anyone else of my age . im like wtf you think happens when you hit a certain age we turn into miserable fucks I feel the same as I did at 18

Day 2 spangles life in orange socks only 28 more pairs to try on ... fuck me ... temu has ruined my shopping online experience ... they are comy though and match absolutely nothing

Morning bsky fuckers I can finally have breakfast now shit look at the time fucks sake ahh well still coughing so sofa day me thinks 😇

Two truths one lie 1 kidnapped and nearly shot once 2 been on tv as myself in a drama 3 won a singing contest as a kid Winner gets an actual size signed mould of my cock with "Proud owner of spangle dangles magnificent dream maker" In 1" letters along the shaft Just in time for xmas

Started watching blue lights on the telly box ... made me homesick ffs

So I have have 237 following me and out of that lot probs 20 odd interact with me ... obvs the rest are dumb struck by my sparkling personality my impressive vocabulary range and my most impressive absolutely huge monster of a swear jar

You know that moment you see a nice peachy ass and think ooh thats nice start typing a saucy comment then a split second before posting you notice a little tiny glimpse of a ballsack... fucking hell mate

Good evening bsky fuckers my French ran out of batteries just had a curry for tea currently in a food coma .... now time to exercise my right to talking absolute shite .. enjoy

Today ive decided any swear words will be in French as its getting a bit out of hand Bordel de merde !!

Day 1 of orange socks and grey sweatpants... kinda #thighthursday but its all i can muster 🤦

Thinking of writing a couple of books "Spangles guide to non sexual food" "First dates my top 10 car parks" "Swear words the could make the pope say fuck on Christmas day"

True story.. my first date in a very long time picked her up in the car for a first meet break the ice etc didn't have much time grabbed a coffee went to a car park nearby .. after a while 2 cars parked next to us waving im like wtf ... it was a dogging spot ive never lived it down ... fucks sake