Mary had a little dress Ripped right up the front And every time she took a step You could see why she never wore it

#mcm happy Monday my filthy bsky friends i guess id better get up #monochromemonday #hairy #dadbod #horny #dilf #tease

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised But when Old McDonald had a farm... he couldn't believe his eyes

Been a busy weekend for spangle but a soapy bath helps hope you all had a good un i have catching up to do #nsfw #soapy #cock #dilf #horny

Im growling today good job its Friday lots of feralness around too ya filthy fuckers #nsfw #bskynsfw #cock #feralfriday #horny #hairy #feral #f1

Do we like monochrome or colour... veins texture or smooth... decisions decisions 🤔.... #feralthursday what you think #nsfw #cock #thickcock #monochrome #bskynsfw

Spring is coming soon the lambs will appear in the fields birds will be nesting nights getting shorter ... hmm reminds me I need to get some mint sauce in

#wagonwednesday so grab your ass ya filthy bsky fuckers #humpday #nsfw #ass #hairy #horny #dilf #monochrome

Morning bsky filthy fucker a quick video unedited of my total mood today ... horny and need to fuck its that simple #nsfw #horny #wank #feral #bskynsfw #tease #fuck

#mcm I have had man flu these past few days so ive recycled an old one 😇 Have a great day ya filthy fuckers #nsfw ##bskynsfw #cock #monochromemonday #horny

#fcf ##fatcockfriday wonder if this would fill a gap 🤔 need to practice #nsfw #cock #horny #wank #feral #dadbod

Found my keys the sneaky buggers were hiding #nsfw #cock

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.

Ive lost my keys and looked everywhere 😉

Is #wankwednesday a thing ... dunno but just incase #nsfw #wank

#wagonwednesday is here again to little low quality pics today but im sure wank Wednesday is a thing too ... hold my beer #nsfw

Some absolute cunt is cutting their grass on my street im off out tonight with weedkiller to draw a big cock and balls on their lawn ... twats

Morning my filthy bsky friends a bit of morning wood on titty Tuesday... os it any wonder #nsfw #cock #horny #dadbod

Oh no dam heard me #nsfw

Proof I only got a little tinker when hes asleep... shh he been up all day i need a moment #nsfw

You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring you down, oh no You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no So don't you bring me down today

#mcm thick and textured locked and loaded #nsfw #cock #horny #feral #fuckme #suck #cum

#mcm the three stages of me getting hard with all you bsky fuckers happy days 😈😈😈😈😈 #nsfw #cock #hardon #monochromemonday #erection #hairy #horny

Classic twao fingers pose ... need a trim probs have a bath later ... its an open invite 😇 #nsfw #cock #hairy #dad #chubby #dadbod #nude

#sinfulsunday a naughty little play for Sunday with a little precum... better get up now 😈😈😈 #nsfw #cock #cum #wank #horny

4 more followers for this naughty gorgeous lips panda 😇😇

Good morning on this #feralfriday 😈😈😈😈 hope you are all as feral as me today 😇 #nsfw #cock #wank #lubed #shower #feral

Need to find a cure for this ... do I fuck I love it #nsfw #cock

We got to hear this guys

Been scrolling bsky all day and now im horny as fuck ... 😈😈😈😈 #nsfw #horny #wank #cock

#thighthursday come sit on my lap and discuss see what pops up #nsfw #thighs #cock #hairy #bskynsfw #softcock

#wagonwednesday guys get them smooth or hairy asses out the ladies always win this one dimples are an optional extra and ladies keep fucking posting 😈😈😈 #nswf ##humpday #ass #assgrab #dadbod #different ##bskynsfw

#tittytuesday man boobs squidgy and hairy but brave enough to post ... cmon guys get posting we ain't here to be judged ... get them bits out 😇

Why did the sperm cross the road Cause I put the wrong socks on this morning Happy titty Tuesday 💋

#mcm better late than never just needs somewhere nice wet and warm to tickle #nsfw #monochromemonday #horny #cock

Im a man of my word

So it appears in have 400 following people and to celebrate ill be opening a bag of malteasers later ... or revels ... fuck ive not had revels for yonks them boobytrap little toffee ones ... I digress... as usual... ive even forgotten what im posting for ffs ... ah yes 400 .. marvellous

#sinfulsunday I hope you are all enjoying yourselves although I could use a hand here #nsfw #cock #monochrome #fuckme #wank #goon

Omg id just kill a few jars of Guinness right now ffs

Happy valentines day to all over my filthy bsky friends 💖💖💖 #nsfw #cock #nsfwuk #nsfwbsky #filthyvalentine #hardon

#fatcockfriday really gotta get a good grip on things as the weekend is nearly here ... grrrrr #nsfw #cock #dadbod #wank

#thighthursday was a bit cringe about this one but hey ho here we go the golden cockerel crows in the morning... hmmm 🤷🏼‍♂️ #nsfw #cock #hairy #dad #chubby #dadbod #thighs #nude

#wagonwednesday is know its not much of an ass and yes it was a request.... god sake I was set a task ... whats going on 🤷🏼‍♂️

Not had a chance for pics recently so im recycling an oldie of an oldie for #sinfulsunday #nsfw

Im wet ... no back story ... just wet

Sorry i know its titty Tuesday but im lacking in that department... but never fear heres a dangle to put you on #nsfw #cock #hairyman #exposed #horny #dadbod

#monochromemonday already dam time flies ... a little peep to kick off the week ya filthy fuckers .. have a good un #nsfw #cock #mcm #dad #dadbod #horny

These pants make me feel like the drugs don't work ... colour blind test

#sinfulsunday sometimes you just gotta clean away them sinful thoughts #nsfw #cock #hairy #masturbation #wank #dadbod #bath #filthy #horny #goon

I dunno all my pics are usually hard ish how about #softcock Saturday maybe.... no sniggering please im a sensitive soul ... haha im I fuck as like 😈 #nsfw #softcock #dadbod #hairy #old