TOUCH AND FIGURE IT OUT—

Figure it, figure and figure, figure it out 널 보기만 하는건 이건 명백한 crime (oh yeah baby) 하루 하루 둘만의 비밀을 만들어가 널 알아가고 싶어 Just seconds apart (Just seconds apart) yeah oh

0 mile genuinely changed my heart posture

Just saw an old nct touch fan cam and it really is like seeing an ex…

My friend sent me a video where one of them was saying they need their own Asian Dr Umar

Thinking about that tweet that said is anybody from Chile and somebody qrt with a pic of Cynthia Bailey

America felt so united during those early seasons of American Idol you really had to be there

I found the charger to my rose after what feels like years and I’m bout to electrocute myself down to the pelvic bone no shade

Omg the family I nanny for is so finicky then takes 2-3 days to pay me

Unfortunately I think I will be the ex that reaches out during this retrograde (he has my carry on and it’s my favorite color blue and I have a trip in 2 weeks)

Very underwhelmed by my current shower experience rn. I need a new body wash…something titillating…something from an ancient scroll only made from milk of a lone goat on the edge of a desolate hill

Fav Toni Braxton song just came on shuffle

Calling my grandma little girl is so cute to me the grandma really is the baby

Despite the trajectory of drag race my life is so much better when I have a new line up of queens to watch or even old ones…I just need that stupid ass show

Finding out my mom went out of her way to follow my last ex after I made her remove him once…your opps really be the closest to you

Niggaaaaa…stop ringing my phoneeeeee

Flo always asking for money like damn bitch just track my period and ovulation respectfully

Deactivated instagram because why am I starting my day looking at what another mf doing…this my life actually

Well let’s get to the facts…this was a generational hit

This is our government btw

So I started watching Welcome to Derry and part of the story line is the military trying to find It/Pennywise to…use as a weapon of war? This is so American

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Love Island is genuinely one of the worst things to happen to my people

Lock that butt up too

I know my Chase card hate to see me coming since they let me overdraft my card for little things I already be in the negatives buying vitamins and Ubers and dgaf

I would like to see it…

This the music I thot kyungsoo was going to make for his solo but we got that other shit

My bitches indeed shaking ass w they hand out

If yall need some money just say that

I am unfortunately getting the best head of my life right now from a white man. Or fortunately. Reparations…good marnin

Ohhhh….CTFU

My tktk algorithm has slowly been showing me kpop content and one person was like “tell me the funniest kpop lore you know” chile… hand me the black n mild

The amount of centipeds (?) I see in my apartment is actually stressing me out so bad like I’m about to bomb the whole building

I wish my granny could use cash app o know she’s send me $100 right tf now

How could someone call me those things…they don’t even know me…

The funniest thing the doctor has done tho was be upset by this review for days then sent the patient a termination of care letter with no explanation

I wasn’t hip to her biracial forehead was it always this big

Our office Dr not bearing the racist allegations LMFAO I have to leave here at some point but it’s really a great job outside of him

Good morning FB family I just got me a pumpkin spice 🎃 latte from my local coffee shop that was recently renovated and to my surprise they had breakfast burritos. God is working today! Have a good day family

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Me at Aldis

When I see those real housewives Mount Rushmore tik toks it really does solidify the divide between black and white media cause why is nene never in ✋🏻 people’s lineup CTFU like you have never watched rhoa?! That’s so crazy to me but at the same time I don’t watch salt like or any of that other shit

Me when patients come in shop lifting

Legendary Trans Activist Miss Major Has Been Hospitalized With Sepsis. Here’s How to Help

I really love Bluesky cause it’s nobody in my mentions saying dumb shit

Salina EsTitties looks like THAT?! Outside of drag???

Woke up feeling evil my period is in 3 days genuinely everyone on thin ice

Resisting the urge to text “do you hate me”

Kandis dorter went and got the woodland creature nose I’m just kind of speechless