YOU KNOW WHAT, FOLKS? I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOT OLE' CANKLE MCDIDDLER'S DIAPER TIED UP IN KNOTS! THE FAUX NEWS MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THIS BUT EVERY TIME HE SEES ME DRIVING MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL TRUCK WITH MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL HANDS AND MY BLONDE BEAUTIFUL WIFE - IT REMINDS HIM OF HIS DAUGHTER! SAD!
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