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I officially have more tattoos than my partner so heās now dating a tatted baddie
about 19 hours ago
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With the advancement of technology in medicine, youād think someone would come up with a better way to take x rays of your teeth..WHY IS THE PLASTIC SO DAMN SHARP
5 days ago
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Adding āfluent in roasting peopleā to my resumĆ©
5 days ago
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I donāt expect much from a shitty company like PG&E but why havenāt they developed an app yet?
6 days ago
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Klay Thompson cheating on THE Megan the stallion makes him a certified scrub
15 days ago
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My gym has CBS on some of their TVs and occasionally Survivor will be on. Unfortunately that means I will forget to do my sets because Iām too busy watching Survivor.
18 days ago
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My neighbor has 3 kids running and screaming around her place; they literally shake the building but IāM the one that has to pay a pet fee for my 10 pound dog? Yeah okay..
24 days ago
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WHY DOES EVERY STORE HAVE A CREDIT CARD NOW? Whatās next? Planned parenthood with 5% cash back for every screening?
29 days ago
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Itās so unfortunate how ppl discount movies that Robert Pattinson is in because of his Twilight role but the dude has range. He really doesnāt get enough credit as an actor
about 1 month ago
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Realizing you have to take a dump after showering is a universal experience thatās equivalent to forgetting to shave your mustache after finishing your makeup
about 1 month ago
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Iāve been in the gym space for so long that I genuinely forget most women do not want muscular quads, boulder shoulders, and big biceps and triceps
about 1 month ago
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Literally every time I see a pigeon I tell my partner āI hate how we domesticated pigeons only to abandon themā
about 1 month ago
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I heard someone say Subway is better than Banh miā¦hello??
about 2 months ago
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Baby got [some] back
about 2 months ago
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I cut my hair short and got a fringe and I have never felt so ugly š I cannot wait for my hair to grow out
about 2 months ago
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āBut SEED OILS!ā Dude you drink literal poison on the weekends yet seed oils you have an issue with?
about 2 months ago
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Iāve been sober for nearly a year from weed because it started to make me anxious (when I literally got high to reduce my anxietyā¦) and man, I miss it sometimes
2 months ago
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Crying because my partner and I adopted Bailey when she was 10 months old and sheāll be 7 years old in June š
2 months ago
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I love browsing for new bikinis but I donāt ever go to the pool or beach because one I canāt swim and two I hate sand
2 months ago
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I love having my own place because what do you mean I can walk into my kitchen naked and peacefully eat Grilloās pickles?
2 months ago
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I lost 10 pounds and it resulted in me losing 2 inches off my glutes š Please give me some space while I mourn my fat ass
2 months ago
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Iām convinced ppl who say Taco Bell gives them the shits just donāt eat enough fiber
3 months ago
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My partner has three co workers named John so the store addresses them by size. Whenever he says ālil Johnā I always shout āWHAT! ā¦.OKAY!ā
3 months ago
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My in-law told me āI didnāt know who Bad Bunny was until the Super Bowl but I heard Trump hates him so thatās reason for me to like Bad Bunny.ā
3 months ago
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Having chicken noodle soup instead of congee while Iām sick
4 months ago
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I read and finished A Little Life five years ago and I still think about how much I hated it. Every time I thought āJudeās life couldnāt get any worse,ā it got worse
4 months ago
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After watching Physical Asia and Final Draft, Yoshio Itoi 100% earned his title as superhuman. His athleticism for being retired and his age is unreal. I want a bite outta him
4 months ago
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The chances of you shitting yourself increases as you age, right? Asking for myself
5 months ago
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I finally bench pressed 135! šŖš¤Ŗ
6 months ago
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Can someone explain the reasoning behind men ALWAYS choosing the cable that is directly behind me when all of the others are open??
6 months ago
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Iām curious, why do ppl who try to get back into reading books always start with non-fiction???
6 months ago
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Another night of āwhat did I eat thatās giving me diarrhea?ā š«©
7 months ago
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Was doing some work and heard shuffling going on behind me and saw that Bailey tucked herself in. She popped out to stare at me when I laughed a little too hard
7 months ago
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Donāt come for my head but Katabasis by RF Kuang was a letdown. Such an interesting plot but the execution was not it. I did not think Hell could be so damn boring
7 months ago
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Whatās more embarrassing: Clapping when you think a performance has ended or saying goodbye to someone and walking in the same direction?
7 months ago
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Why is there a popcorn button on a microwave if every bag of popcorn explicitly says āDO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON ON MICROWAVEā
7 months ago
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I just wanna speak to the person in the costume department for TWD that chose to stop showing off Norman Reedusā arms because how dare you
8 months ago
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Focused on strength training for 3 years and now going for size & aesthetics. Unfortunately I feel like my quads will never be big enough š
8 months ago
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After building my glutes from nothing, I would now be offended if someone accused me of getting a BBL. Donāt discredit my sweat, tears, and protein farts
8 months ago
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I donāt trust ppl that go to restaurants just to order a caprese salad
8 months ago
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I donāt understand the whole 6 7 thing. Iāve heard it explained so many times and I still donāt get why itās so funny š© AM Iā¦.OLD?!
8 months ago
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Not to brag but the lady who does laser hair removal on me says I have lips that women pay for š
8 months ago
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My bookish pet peeve is adults refusing to read YA or saying āIām too old for young adult books.ā
8 months ago
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My new favorite reaction pic to use when someone says something fucking stupid
8 months ago
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Apparently my partner never experienced Socratic seminars in high school and honestly, that explains a lot
8 months ago
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Pho > ramen
8 months ago
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Sometimes itās better to safe yourself the headache in educating someone because if they really wanted to know something, they could do the research themselves
8 months ago
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My life would be a lot more painless if I didnāt like spicy food
8 months ago
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Donāt tell me Iām mean because honestly, I could be A LOT meaner. I just hold my tongue because I donāt want to get jumped
9 months ago
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Do you think ants view us the same way weād view titans if they were real?
9 months ago
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