The prize: I give you the best head of your life The price: I say "engaging dick transporter eeeeeeeebrbrbrbrbrbr" in a robot voice before I do it

Warning: This user WILL feed you dozens of pedestrians and take a nap on your belly.

Well skateboards are fun to paint. Proper photos and store listing to follow. ( once again waiting on boxes … I have so many boxes )

World of Warcraft is a land of contrasts.

Low angles are the best angles to look at a hot tigress! You can't change my mind! For a more cheeky alt: have a peek at the Patreon~ >:3c

In the absence of horny men, the Folfackal must assume the role of the Top Stealing Goblin at pool parties. Truly, the folfackal is one of the most versatile creatures in creation.

In other news, I had an experience a few nights ago that essentially confirmed something I've long suspected: I am composed of at least two distinct entities and it explains SO MUCH. Like, there's not even a question anymore.

Anyway, yeah Having a full-blown existential crisis because I watched a computer go through half of a software engineer's workday in five minutes

I've been experiencing a strange new feeling over the past year that I couldn't really put into words until now It's this growing sensation that my moral scruples are entirely moot. I've never experienced such a contrast between what I think is right and what actually IS.

I'm pretty sure agentic coding tools have passed a number of critical landmarks for commercial viability over the past month. Had some just-released stuff demonstrated to me. I doubt anyone coding in a corporate environment will be able to escape using it by year end. Just a heads up.

these soft undulating walls are trying their best to claim you.... and they will, when you tire from resisting your fate~

You are good, you should feel good and if you don't, you are in terrible danger of gaining my SINGULAR ATTENTION. Thank you.

I need a chaste, perma-gagged paw bitch leashed to my ankle at all times. Y'know, to take out my frustrations on.

Moods lately: sometimes I want to be the giant coyote'taur storm goddess, and sometimes I want to be in her path (🎨: @kencougr.bsky.social)

No Mr. Snake don't eat me I don't want to stretch your hide with my giant boobs noooooo

Being a bisexual kink monster rules because it is like getting to eat every flavor of chips.

Doodle trying out a new textured screen protector #furry #furryart

If I turned into a chocolate version of myself and allowed you to quite literally eat my ass, would you Hypothetically speaking, of course. Ignore the bottle in my hand labeled Transfusion of Chocolate.

Tie me up and seal me under the see-thru dance floor, abandoning me there forever It's okay, I want this

I should start sharing some timelapses no real planning went into this one at the time, other than what I pictured in my head. you can see me struggle making her big dumb legs work right, and figuring out clothing/accessories. #furryart #ocs

Extend yourself and yell at god.

@ginaerasume.bsky.social testing the integrity of @nightrising.bsky.social truck bed

Ten days ago I would have said that this Greenland shit is a ploy to re-direct the flow of arms from Ukraine so Russia have a fighting chance Now I'm just taking the fucker at his word I hope Europe will do the same

When I am Double Queen you will be able to have as many as you want. As many. As you want. Twice times, forsooth.

🐾 *LOOM* 🐾 first very low effort sketch of the year

I am a charity which donates the joy of pregnancy to twinks. Don't ask about how I take donations.

Really starting to look like the plan with Venezuela was: 1. We arrest the bad guy 2. We now run the country 3. Money So yeah, this could well end up being the worst thing that has ever happened to Current President. If the cartels get an opportunity to fill the power vacuum, for one Hoo boy

*Leaning up on her tiptoes, flailing at a book that is very well within reach* God, it's so high up! D-Don't look at my paws while I'm- *She is hit by a car.*

Considering bringing my old main out of retirement for Midnight. Couldn't resist writing a TRP for them - moderately proud of it.

"Famous techtuber switches from Windows/Mac directly to goddamn Arch Linux or a derivative thereof" is a favorite genre of mine Stop recommending CachyOS to newbies, it's just Arch with nitros bolted on

Pop quiz: You see me zonked out on the couch with my bare paws propped up on the arm What do you do? There are dozens of incorrect answers, but I'm not telling you what they are

Trishka's stats, since I hallucinated someone asking Birth height: 6'1 (Now variable) Blood type: Magma Weight: lmao Cup size: E (Naturally, now variable) Favorite Food: Cinnamon rolls (With cream cheese icing) Quirks: Rubs her toes when pensive, heroic alcohol tolerance

Art by Tartii on FA There COULD be a suave jungle serpent offscreen, but it's just as likely that she saw someone's toes or something.

Okay yeah this if anything is going to be the thing that ends his administration if he follows through These clowns cannot handle an occupation

Anyway, I'll say it again for the people in the back: Call your reps to demand action, ESPECIALLY if you live outside the US Particularly if you live in Europe because your arctic holdings are probably next

I get that everyone is pissed but maybe don't rise to the level of incriminating yourselves on social media

Why did nobody tell me that Augmentation Evoker owns Ya'll cruising for corrective steppies or something?

Welp The mood around current events certainly seems different to anything that came before Might end up being more damaging than the Epstein files

If it turns out that the US is responsible for attacking Venezuela's capital tonight, right now would be a great time to lean on the leadership of your home countries to bring sanctions against us. You'd be helping us and yourselves in the long run

Shoes are a social construct of the oligarchy designed to distance us from one another

Daydreaming about pinning someone to the wall with my rump, trapping them between my cheeks and teasing them with the threat of an eternity spent winding through me. Maybe I'll force the issue. Maybe I won't. Will they regret it if they don't take the opportunity? Or maybe if they do?

Ah, my bad. I guess Incredible Pregnant Pug Saves Crippled Baby From Joker Sad Story But Happy Ending does deserve to have its cultural impact reexamined.

The bird just now: "QUAAACKUAAAACCKAAACKUAAAaaat you doin'?"

The snow leopard is the final form of the transwoman This is my sincere belief.

Did you know that there is a Linux version of Microsoft Edge Pretty wild

I don't have a paw kink. I'm collecting paws data for paws science.

Mithra being a flirt and menace as usual 🐾 #macro #furry #paws #sizesky

I frequently have trouble realizing when I have nothing to say. This is one of those times, as you can see.

I think this year is gonna be better! I'm basing this on nothing but vibes

I am genuinely enjoying the challenge of high effort hornyposting while under a strict character limit so I hope that's okay!