Your expectation: I invade your central nervous system and manipulate your preferences Your reality: I change your phone's lock screen to one of my paw pics, causing you to like men

Contradict me? Tentacle wall. Taller than me? That's tentacle wall. Tell me I'd look cute in socks? You'd better believe that's a tentacle wall.

I will evolve into a legwarmer slut

Holy shit, the Artemis 2 crew are already back? The moon's a lot further away than it looks! That's crazy!

This is just my gut talking, but I do not believe that Mythos is necessarily so much more dangerous than regular Claude that it can't be made available to the public I think it's just too expensive to make available for anyone other than the highest bidders

Is FA throwing up certificate errors for anyone else? Actually maybe don't look into that

Heads up for the turbonerds This is becoming dreadfully common. S'why running Windows gives me the jibblies. Downloading software from webpages just feels so unclean now.

くぁぁ～…　ねむねむ(*˘ω˘*) この時期は本当に寝るのが楽しい時期ですねぇ(*´ω｀)

Is it okay if I permanently integrate you into my cool tentacle throne in such a way that my nuts rest on your face? (I will keep asking until I find you horny enough to say yes)

Gonna dress like a girl, get all dolled up and walk around barefoot at the Confidently Straight Club Turns out a slender, girly paw is just a slender, girly paw, huh losers *shreds on unplugged electric guitar*

Just realized that my PFP is channeling some serious dril energy without the additional context of the full image Hm

I think you should have to smoke a cigarette while performing anal vore You know, to balance the comedy factor out with cool factor Coincidentally I am deathly allergic to tobacco so it's holes A and B from here on out

Mara too big in this one

Repost to keep Nintendo humble

As regards the current state of the industry, Gemma 4 certainly represents a new milestone in terms of efficient resource use. I don't think that changes the infrastructure calculus. Availability of memory is far from being the largest datacenter bottleneck HOWEVER

If you want a new PC this decade and RAM prices come down significantly - honestly, just go for it. AI buildout is hitting a snag and the industry will PROBABLY cool down, but I don't think it's going away. If not, you know there'll be a new hustle that runs on literal electronics fires

I wonder if there are Bag People who go online and discuss Bag News.

Just gonna sit here with my paws up and y'know, if anyone wants to worship at the altar of an eternal being of bottomless darkness, that's an option. *chews gum loudly*

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

You should check to see if your router has a firmware update available today. Russia are doing Russia stuff. Probably set up auto updates if possible.

So I really like the Mikrotik environment as a whole and I ESPECIALLY like Winbox because it does a great job of exposing the granularity you can typically only get into with the command line But having a NAT checkbox on the very first post-login window you see is a brave choice

Orrrrrrr this might have resolved while I was asleep, maybe Hope so

I will admit that I'm deeply unclear as to what Microsoft's wireguard and Veracrypt bans actually mean for retail VPN users. Those services don't deliver their drivers via Windows Update, obviously, but driver signing is probably going to be a problem? Between this and the FCC's router ban... Hm.

the government is about to ban vpns citing national security aren't they bet

There is a certain comfort to knowing that nothing outside oneself will ever match up to the sheer scale of the wholly fabricated anxiety inside. Jesus H, how have I survived myself this long

Finished One Piece live action season 2 They did it again, somehow. The show continues to justify itself. The small changes made continue to be very smart. Being uncharitable, one could say the last episode stumbled a bit, but I found the hokey practical effects charming.

I've been trying to come up with the most unhinged positive affirmation possible For now I've capped out at "survive or be shot"

I think that's the core failing of WoW's narrative, though. The main characters end up hated by the end of their arcs because they limp from failure to failure very monotonously Midnight has improved this somewhat. Arator is... Fine He learns and presses the scale toward positive change

I want to point out that prior to her death, Alleria went like, 6 out of 7 on missing her target and making things enormously worse 1. Shot at Xal, nearly hit spider queen, alerted guards 2. Entered voidspire to fight Xal, fought us 3. Shot at Dark Naaru, pushed it directly into its devil furnace

Have you ever considered that we might be living in the single greatest dark comedy ever written We have to at least consider the possibility that we're living in a work of fiction at this point, right?

I guess it feels like some people just haven't discovered the idea of harm reduction Sometimes the impure, morally grey, less idealistic choice represents the best possible outcome Like, did the GOP coming into power save any Palestinian lives?

So anyway I hope we've all learned that not voting for the Democrats just leads to even greater harms for whatever group you're trying to protect in addition to widespread destruction in places you weren't even considering Because they will piss you off again

Artists love it when you ask them to draw you having sex with a winged character in a bathtub Remember to haggle

Soapy fox paws on ceramic tile ASMR

I'm not really looking for anything serious right now, but if I were I would eat you. What, it's a really big commitment.

What fox hasn't daydreamed of employment as a professional cumdump at an expensive gym Who among us would not sigh, hike their tail and plant their palms against a locker when everyone suddenly needs to just "bang one out real quick" five minutes before closing time Cast ye stones, o liars

I'm not myself lately. Wish I knew why. That's life sometimes, I guess. Maybe I need a break from the nightmare hose again.

Would be super inconvenient if someone were to step on me. I'd be so mad!!!

One terawatt. Jfc we're not even pretending to be grounded in physical reality anymore

Ah yes. One terawatt. Per year. I'll have one hojillion billionty hotdogs, please

Just gonna stand waaayyyyyyyyyy up on my tiptoes to reach this book. You'd better not take any pictures of my paws! I'd be so mad! *Scrunches his arches just so* Nnnnngghhhh this book is so high up

Not going to bother next time so just imagine me tapping this sign again in two weeks

I wonder if there has ever been a Bart injury Bart-related injury

He's going to back down in exchange for some extremely minor concession or just outright fabricate one and declare victory (again) (again again)

Trade offer: You can hump my paws as much as you want, BUT That's the only way you're allowed to get off. I'll find you if you cheat. And, full disclosure: I will absolutely be using your new addiction to extract further concessions. (A few of you would do it anyway)

I put a filtering bridge at my network's edge. Using Crowdsec as the actual filter rather than Snort or anything like that. It's doing a good job of detecting and banning IP scanners. If they punch through that they still have to contend with the hard firewall. Am I computer yet? Good fox?

You've been trapped in the fox's boot for about a week now. Nothing to drink that you couldn't lap up in the course of your work. He tossed you a scrap of bread on Tuesday. Almost gone. Today you're pinned flat beneath his toes. It's so terribly hot. Your whimper dies against his pads.

player character named Slave squatting in the corner of the Slaughtered Lamb, completely ignored God, I thought -I- had mastered the art of the terrifying presence

Watching Max's Super Mario World playthrough unlocked a deeply buried memory I was actually disappointed with it at the time because it felt like it had less stuff. I can fly, cool, I could do that in 3 too Where's the hammer suit, where's the frog suit to go with all this water