Can’t wait for the stories about Jan 6th rioters blowing through $10 million like a lottery winner. These guys should be looking for tips in the lottery subreddit right now. They already hate their families so cutting them off should be easy.

pokémon grogu to the polls

The answer is Ebony and Ivory, the song that ended racism

me, trying to be offended in a novel way: using corporate-speak ironically is more equivalent to blackface than drag

fucked up that the king just wears a suit nowadays. kings should have to wear a big ass robe and carry a scepter or what have you. they should have to look like the classiest stereotype of a pimp.

no one who had a rough day at work would ever want this

The thing where we shot humans further into space than ever before is cool because it demonstrates how, when the will and the resources are there, a collection of humans can solve enormous problems and accomplish incredible things.

Having a new snack I just invented called “chestnuts” which is when I lay down and pour peanuts on my chest and then eat them

Please stop making Chuck Norris jokes. A man died, whatever you think of him. And now he’s become even stronger, his particles disseminating into everything, entering our waterways, changing the chemical makeup of the air, supplanting the very fabric of our universe. It’s no laughing matter.

my opinion, on world events of late? “cut it out” or alternatively, “keep it up”

In a hotel room so you know what that means: watching the Big Bang Theory with motion smoothing on

This is true, my brain is broken enough that I did dream this

had a dream last night that Elon made up a new government initiative called GRIMES and the G stood for Goku

“Someone should findomme the DOGE kids,” I think, my brain slowly evaporating through my ears.

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

Btw; just to break toxic fanboys brains: here is Gene Roddenberry literally saying he wished he had gay sex and wishing that he was nonbinary.

A tiny thing that gives me a little bit of positivity is knowing that the world will be a better place when the USA eventually ends

I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist because there are plenty of legal-ish ways that elections are stolen (voter purges, etc.) but it’s 1 million percent clear that Elon would have done direct election fraud if presented with any opportunity.

A bright spot of the onslaught of insanity is that it seems to have wrested some (broadly) resistance types out of their collective malaise.

what Musk is doing is as close to the government being taken over by a hostile foreign power in our lifetimes, the coverage should reflect that

Here it is. This is abominable.

Some of the ways Dems could force hours, days, even weeks of delays on the Senate's business, over time, if they really wanted to screw up Trump's agenda:

what we need now is self care ❤️ for example, do yoga at your desk. *5 minutes later* I regret to inform you that doing yoga has been deemed “Gay” and is now banned

The January 6 pardons are turning out great.

Californian independence on the ballot is mostly funny but like… if federal aid is made conditional and they have the sixth largest economy in the world, then what incentive is there to stay?

I know AOC kinda fucked her reputation especially during the presidential campaign but she is so good at messaging and I am glad she is doing it loudly while mostly everyone else in power licks boots

Section 31 movie was bad but Sam Richardson is the best think about it by a mile.

This is clearly a lie. There’s no way X is breaking even.

It’s good that the mask is off. It’s scary, but it’s good to confront reality.

President Trump signs executive order banning “the Friendzone.” “For too long the Friendzone has been used to punish the dorks of our society,” the president said. “Now dorks are giving me a bunch of money, so we gotta get rid of it.”

my prediction for the Trump presidency? at least one movie will come out each year while he’s in office, mark my words. could be wrong tho

X = 4chan Bluesky = BYOB Facebook = GBS

Wild that the Biden administration sort of quietly did a bunch of solid stuff like a whole lot of student loan forgiveness and good CFPB rules and the NLRB rules and etc. and (a) no one made it the centerpiece of a campaign and (b) it was overshadowed by DOING A GENOCIDE.

I have nothing but vibes to go on but it feels to me like the relative acquiescence to Trump in 2024 vs 2016 has a lot to do with folks feeling that in 2016, with enough effort, the Democrats could be an effective opposition to defeat him.

President Xi please liberate me, my video based scrolling app is dying

The congestion pricing in NYC seems like an unequivocal success so I assume it’ll be abolished by the Supreme Court in 1 year for being woke

Every day I get closer to never logging on again

It would be kind of funny if Trump made the Canadian provinces states and it tipped every election to Democrats for the next 30 years

moved my son back into his dorm today and his roommate had a tier ranking of months on his desk

well happy birthday to the big guy, the number one planet we all know and love, oh yeah I’m talkin about Earth! love uou buddy

Also the One Hundred Years of Solitude show on Netflix is Good, in my opinion

One Hundred Years of Solitude would be like a 10 page book if Jose Arcadio had access to Adderall

Elon complaining about getting insulted on Twitter all the time has a parallel in Lowtax’s relationship to Something Awful. Maybe he’ll end up the same way!

me, to Colonel Aurelian Buendia as he faces the firing squad: lol go touch ice

JENOVA, Je-no-va. They're saying she'll become the ones you love, the ones you hate, they say she's a monster that will peer inside you to the very depths of your soul, but she's always been very nice to me, we talk very often and she's very kind

The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good

Christmas is cancelled on account of I put down Santa like a dog

there is nothing more damning about our society that the richest man on earth is demonstrably a huge evil doofus. like not even a mastermind, just a fuckin loser with a god complex.

idk man I feel totally abandoned, even superficially, by all structures of power in the US and if I was an ostensibly leftist politician (e.g. AOC) I’d probably look to build something outside of the Democratic Party

my favorite time of year 🥰 when I gather friends and family ‘round the hearth 🎄 and read emails from my favorite brands, wishing me a happy holidays 😍