this app sucks because you don’t have an evil ceo everyone hates on

lol

yall having this?

coke turning santa from green to red was the first instance of wokeism

bluesky has free health insurance, why would you stay on twitter?

do conservatives do birthday presents or is that too much socialism for them?

Bluesky feels like a hidden little peaceful village

lot of random people interacting with me recently, did you all forget about stranger danger?

just walked past a car with jordan peterson at full blast, day ruined.

don’t be calling them posts or tweets, we call them skeets round here

they really need to hurry up and add video. you all need to see my epic fortnite gameplay and family guy clips

brazil I know exactly how you feel, I lost my X too

this is how the alphabet looks from the side |

he literally failed the trolley problem

this app sucks because you don’t have an evil ceo everyone hates on

This bitch here is why I have no faith in humanity

all elon had to do was ban 7 accounts, instead he lost millions of users. truly one of the greatest business men of all time.

true story

i would lowkey fw the name X if it wasnt for elon

elon musk is like imagine dragons

brainrot keyboard

FRANK OCEAN IS DROPPING ON FRIDAY

kids these days will never know how funny the tiktok rizz party was

I used to be like that

threads still exists btw

this is jd vance

why did they ban me this was a banger???

he should’ve sticked to tweeting

amazing ad. thanks elon

gen z is tryna cancel me again

ELON MUSK IS A FURRY?!?!?!?!!?!

fuck imagine if joe biden didn’t drop out, won and was still president in 4 years.

does jd vance look like ted from the movie ted or is that just me?

do conservatives do birthday presents or is that too much socialism for them?

Elon Musk is scrolling through twitter too much for a guy who apparently works 100 hour weeks and is the ‘CEO’ of 3 companies. Big time fraud.

those ww3 albums will be crazy

i’m so locked in rn

this blue sky shit is easy

700k new Brazillian followers would fix me!