i had a dream that meant something and was plot relevant but i forgot it

hey can i get some ice cream. only a boobfull. pulls out the worlds most massive tits

age regressed so hard i'm a boy again. is this anything. laugh. LAUGH.

I love yaoi

who goes there.

just drank a 2 year old soda ama

what if I was a big bother they call me The Bother of Baskerville

it's thursday everyone get ready

my body is a machine that turns bullet into fish ← what is he talking about

i love you! remember that, would you? it might not always be directed at you, but it is now. It might not be in the future, and i've meant it for others in the past. so while it matters, remember it's for you. it'll always be for you right now. and tomorrow. and yesterday. remember, please?

doing a lot of posting in the same vein or idea or concept or plot or plan or vein recently. curious. what does this mean for me

and there was nothing, remember? all the way then, there was nothing. then there was something. me, you, everything. we were all one. we were everything. what happened? the great force that tore us apart kept us away. and every moment since has been a war. fighting just to be at your side. remember?

my great concern is you, you know. it's always been for you. every little movement to every grand gesture i do it for you. you know this. you've known this. it's all for you, and it always will be

i've done my job! i yelled. my work is finished! i've done all i need to! but my work was not finished. i had not done my job. and there was still more i needed to do. they'd give me another assignment, more orders. tighten my chain, shorten my leash, weigh me down more. i was never to be free

my cats have learned the pros of collective bargaining. they will soon unionize

mr information when he finds out i've been spreading miss information

video game youtubers being solo is stupid. all video game videos in youtube with commentary should be more than one guy. otherwise it feels wrong and bad

knows not where she's going to

bitches love me for my paws

i'm being vague on purpose btw

actually i don't think im cooked because i felt an emotion. i like feeling! i like having feelings! but the feeling itself and what it meant for me are why im cooked

chopped and diced and cooked and served on a plate (felt an emotion)

my favorite part is that i'm cooked i think. i may be cooked? i may be cooked

i forgot i was reading this lol

what is his fucking problem

it was never about me, i said. it was always about you. every single day has been about you. every moment every second every thought, i rambled, has been about you. its always about you. that's just how it is. don't you trust me? i asked. don't you remember? it's for you. it always has been.

you can track my mental state by frequency & content of my bluesky posts + how i title my paintings

it's cold and it's wet and i'm still here waiting

you can shoot me you can break me you can kill me you can do as you see fit you can tell me to jump and i'll jump how high does not cross my mind you can do as you see fit

hi fans

now reading

try my recipe mortal. 5 fish 2 ice

gueese

i keep forgetting to poast

close my eyes and tried to forget the thing that brought me here, retreat was the first thing on my mind. never knowing if this thing i've done would last for many years

see the diamonds in my eyes see them guide you through the night

you know i'm starting to think

now reading

weed that makes me rewrite trout fishing in america

hometown gake

found my poetry book from 1890 i'm gonna be so annoying fun fact! deer can run at a top speed of 30-40mph/48-64kmh

i'm dreaming of a white day after christmas

ifuckjng love my cat

high and watching adventure time this mortal folly. plus knowing as i do now. it's crazy

so much porn on my bluesky feed. wow! fun fact! giraffes are very tall. this is so they can see the beauty of the landscape

pausing adventure time until it's a weed day to experience rhe lich while high fun fact! squirrels eat meat

fionna and cake too good what do i do with my life now fun fact! octopuses don't have tentacles, they have arms!

i should start adding fun facts to my post. fun fact! kangaroos can't jump backwards

the big bad chad and the three little chuds. not by the hair in my chuddy chud chin

lunch time!! for lunch today i'm being hunted for sport