Full lineup for #Rockville revealed!

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New Psychostick parody to make you hungry www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPU...

Chilly day for rainbows in McHenry IL.

Sleepy morning possum.

How do you long tailers keep from stepping on your own tail? I step on mine constantly and it's starting to hurt.

Rochester acting like it ain't cold, cuz it ain't.

I swear, I'm not trying to be a possum everywhere, but I didnt bring a coat and the possum is very warm and cozy.

Just me rescuing birds again. Michelle says, "You really are a Disney princess." Yeah, kinda.

Mooseyful Fate

First night of the tour possum sighting? Yup.

Don't you love bleating into the void? Even an echo would be nice.

This past weekend, a friendly Micro Center employee complimented my socks and my calves, then gave me an adorable 3D printed dragon.

So my friend Jamie has a System Of A Down tribute band, and he was playing a show in Chicago when Daron Malakian of System Of A Down walks in. Daron joined them onstage, and Jamie's band has gone viral. www.guitarworld.com/artists/guit...

Nashville! Last night of tour! Thank ye!

New Orleans = YAY

We made Kansas City go, “Uhhhhh….”

Austin, TX = OMFG

Fort Worth gave birth to a fun time!

Houston! oMFG BBQ

I was talking with the singer of the band we're on tour with, and I realized that I haven't been in any of these cities that we're playing since 2010... and we were on tour with that same band. Austin tonight!

Kansas City, OKC, Austin, Fort Worth, Houston, New Orleans, Atlanta and Nashville! Come see!

toomanygames.com This weekend!

The Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre toasted my bass amp last night. Pour one out for Aggy. He was a real good boy. Don't know if the cab survived or not, since both of our bass amps blew up, hopefully the cab is okay.

A new photo series... stripey tights POVs.

I just want to give a nice goodbye wave to my friends who are about to be overtaken by Oblivion for the next indeterminate amount of time. I love you and I'll see you when you get back out again. I may join you, but it most likely won't be until winter!

Thanks NSP, TWRP, and Psychostick fans for making an epic metal heart pose for us to photobomb!

SHOWS! Springfield Missouri Thursday! St. Louis Friday! Des Moines (pronounced Dess Moy Ness, I'm sure) on Saturday! Omaha on Sunday! Come pay attention to me!

So, I just counted... and there's way more than 4. Right now, I'm on pace for 48 shows this year. Wow! Updated tour dates for August with Polkadot Cadaver:

It's like they knew I was comin'

Matching Xbox 360 controller for your pickup... why do I have the feeling people would drive better with a controller?

Super pig!

"There's more than cooooorn in Indiana..." No there isn't. There's less than corn in Indiana.

Covington Kentucky is just outside of Cincinnati, and that's where we'll be rocking out tomorrow night! Fort Wayne Friday, Flint Saturday, and Columbus on Sunday! Come say hi!

Explain your username? I made a new account on SL and I needed a name. I like simple names and I like words that start with E for some reason. I picked Ethan, was eating pretzels at the time. EthanLikesPretzels. And I made him a gazelle. So, Pretzelle happened as a nickname that hasn't stuck.