Help me put out this blaze!!

You can't make this stuff up...

He should get a job in the Hotel Patel. Dumpster Duty fits.

Can lead into gold be far behind?

On point:

And this is why Alcoholics Anonymous has saved MILLIONS of people across the globe.

Data?? We don't need no stinking data...

Hannity has ALWAYS been a two-faced prick...

Discovery Phase would bury his fat orange ass,

I created this with Google Gemini today. Steal it if you wish, but give me credit.

He declared victory, thus: It was open, then it was closed, then it was blockaded, then it was opened. His cronies and 1%ers whipsawed the oil markets, and made billions. And we pay at the pump. VICTORY.

I''m 81. I pray to see this while I am still pressing the grass down, not pushing it up.

"Teen births are down..." WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???

Here's a starter pack for youze: go.bsky.app/GnwjKQz

Says the asshole who does not buy gas...

MAGA has no shortage of Shit-For-Brains politicians...

Trump's POV of what a highly skilled doctor looks like:

Oh but he did. Ask the couch.

UFC is for the brain dead.

ONE MORE TIME: Being anti Netanyahu and anti Zionist, IS NOT being antisemitic AT ALL. But that is what MAGA likes to bleat.

Too late, idiots. Once on the 'Nets, always and forever on the 'Nets.

WaPo is nothing like in the days of All The President's Men.

Contempt of Congress has been nullified by SCOTUS for Bannon, and they will do so for Blondi Bondi Bimbo. Our institutions are worthless, thanks to MAGA. I'm 81; if the younger folks want to stay un-engaged, the demise is on them. Me lavabo. [Pontius Pilate]

This is a Super TACO.

Tuesday will be Trump's BIGGEST TACO ever. Fitting, because it's Taco Tuesday here in AZ. He's blowing up EXACTLY ZERO. Watch this space...

As Gomer Pyle used to say: "Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!"

The killing of one family by another. Game of Thrones.

Ummm...some basic civics: The only branch that can make something unconstitutional is judiciary. Idiot.

Bondi the Bimbo is Baked: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

From your lips to God's ears...

The Fat Orange Turd hath spoken, Brethren.

Come and get me, you fat orange fuck.

Local university Archeology Depts are setting up summer camps for kids, looking for paperclips.

In TrumpWorld, asking questions he doesn't like = one step closer to treason. Idiot.

My grandkids had better targeting info. Trump's warmongers were using old Intel, indicating the school was a front for a military target. Assholes.

Trump's responses include: Switzerland is a Shithole Nation; Tariff increases to 100%; Toblerone will no longer be served in the White House Mess.

The man wears a perpetual death mask...

We know his limbic brain is struggling, what with all the pissed pants he shows in public.

Looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that's lost an awful lot of weight.

Give me a fucking break...

His father was a puppet of the US and the UK, and he was despised by his people. So why not make another Shah? Makes as much sense as any MAGA talking...about anything.

"The more things change, the more they remain the same", Dept. [Old French saying. Plus ca change, plus c'est la mem chose."]

President Bone Spurs, winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, has started a war. He and Bibi are International War Criminals.

It's the Yeast Infection Special.

Vapid and one-dimensional, just like fine Bangladeshi wine.

How I feel about tonight's SOTU address from the Fat Orange Schmuck.

Fermented timothy hay, anyone?

BAM!! www.axios.com/2026/02/20/t...

Anybody who microwaves pizza deserves what happens.

There is always HOPE