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Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater STANFORD, CA—Shedding new light on the rare trait’s origins, researchers at the Stanford School of Medicine announced Friday that they had successfully identified the gene responsible for giving individuals the ability to visualize a murder when they touch a missing person’s sweater. “Through extensive DNA analysis, we have finally isolated the sequence of base pairs […] The post Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater appeared first on The Onion. https://theonion.com/researchers-identify-gene-responsible-for-visualizing-murder-after-touching-missing-persons-sweater/