I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag.

Wait, Dr. Frankenstein was kind of an eco sustainable king

“Hey what tribe are you?” “Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”

Fiscally Toyotathon but socially Ford truck month

Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office

Milk Bread Eggz ? Salmin?

I use Bluesky like you normies use the notes app

The Standford Prison Experiment by Jackbox Games©️

My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have”

Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by

I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours

I, for one, welcome our new media overlords.