Second guy to walk past me muttering today. Must be something in the water

California is a state of mind

F

Sucks what happened to the pats

Go Pats

Who wants to go out tomorrow night?!?!? Some shows going on in Manhatten I might want to check out... like or comment to join

Results showing "Randy DeTracteur" with +3° canthal tilt. These traits are recurring in "alpha males" and "presbyterian" demographics in the Northern United States.

Addison Rae seems to be indulging in the American Experience... can't blame her tbh

Hypothesizing a horse-tailin, hootnin and hollerin heavyweight hose-down to happen. Waterproof JBL bluetooth speaker, bottle of tequila, set up the pool in the backyard... just tired of this heat damn

It's hot out

Making pho who wants to come over

Just in: Trump has signed an executive order to send Bruce Springsteen to Guantanamo Bay. The singer continues to claim he was "born in the U.S.A".

Look who's back!

Time for another day

Bladee is in the air

Performing a set of Neu-Blanch Techno Heat at Funky Barn tonight 8-10. If you are reading this and don't come by, consider yourself a part of the new "Agoraphosphorous" community of isopods I keep in my ledger in case I need to borrow something I won't give back...

If u don't f w my squad You don't know me ⚔️⚔️⚔️

If you don't come to funny bar tonight and sit through my entire 2 hour set of "arboreal jazz" then you might have to start rethinking your "friendship" with "me"

Dreamt I went to see Tony's recital and a bunch of brass instruments were lined up and it told a story where each instrument was an animal. Half of the row got up from their seats and sat in front of the other and mimed hitting the other with their horns. When it was over a bunch of gingers filed in

Out of deoterrent abyome have any recomendayion?s

What's up?

Sneezin on the L train mfs lookin at me like I shot a gun

Don't be afraid of what and someone said. Dreams you had believe what yesterday your own friends believe can change ♥️

The pop-music phenomenon we all know was "The British Invasion" was actually just another moment of British Colonization. Bands like "the beatles" and "the rolling stones" took the "backbeats" and "slide guitars" of souther culture and selfishly repurposed them for global dominion aims.

Can a he/him man own a lamp like this?

I was at the bar

Hmu for tribal tattoo designs

Drake fell off like humpty dumpty

Playing solo at Pete's tonight smoking jattik inside to celebrate Adobe Pearl

If anyone can get to metrograph in the next 20 min I have a ticket to "color of pomegranates" i forgot about

Was really digging Robert Palmer until the lyric "Tease my monkey, make my knees feel funky" came along. Man that guy really misses the mark sometimes

The Ghost of Him Can Only Make The Days More Lonely

2 emails with billy into playing lounge piano at funny bar this winter is getting crazy

Ask for a "hot dog" in chicago and they dress it up like prom night 🤣🤣🤣 🤤

Had a dream the night sky is full of babies flying around trying to eat stars and when they get one they are born as people

Thought these guys were Zach Saffo and Sid Simons at first glance

Had a dream last night that @budrosenthorn.bsky.social and @xiasperre.bsky.social were living in a wicker building in Gaza and paying the same rent as ridgewood

I don't wanna be anything other than what I been tryna be lately

LaGuardia is the greatest airport to me now

"welcome to the party" -Pop Smoke

Would love to get into something communal tn

Nationalgrid called me and said I "have 72 hrs to pay my outstanding bill or they will send a mechanic to shut it off." Not sure what they mean by that

Who said I hadta pick one... 🤤🤣