Just saw The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and I enjoyed it! Idk why people are saying a Smash Bros. Movie is next cuz imo a Star Fox move seems more likely!

The latest episode of The Comeback has me an emotional wreck. 😭

Cock has been feeling fatter than usual lately.

Today was a rare day in which I felt cute. I’m torn because I’m now realizing how apparent my weight loss is and I keep getting praised for it, but no one would tell me I looked good when I was heavier. 🫥

I’ve never experienced Twink death cuz I was never a twink… but I’ve lost 60 lbs in the last 6 months so would that be considered Bear death?

I went to a gay bar for like the first time in 14 years and I felt so out of place cuz I got awkward stares and people were touching my shoulder while passing by… but I dealt with it cuz I was there to support my friend who was competing for a Mr. Cub title! Unfortunately he didn’t win 😔

I’m so tired of these DDOS attacks in FFXIV. Like just leave me alone to play my silly little game!

The fuck did I just see outside?

This tree was a bitch to put up! So thankful that my sister came over and helped! Box says the tree is 10 ft., but I swear it’s like 12 ft. tall!

Disko Balls… it’s just a vibe. youtu.be/_mRvVrNXYfc?...

Got a ticket for an early screening. 🤫

Goon a movie I present… the Goonetto Trilogy Shaun of the Goon Goon Fuzz The Goon’s Edge

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Went to Julian today with my sister and brother in law to buy some pies and stopped by a hard cider brewery… my sister had to drive us home cuz my brother in law and I got a little tipsy. 🤣

A messy monochrome Monday…

I’m trying to juggle watching SDFC, Kraken, and the World Series at the same time. Why did they all have games today?! Also who am I watching all the sports today?! So masc…

Happy Halloween and pleasant nightmares! This is what I wore to work today!

Time to catch up on the Kirby Air Riders Direct #2!

I’m in the mood to play P.T.

I’m tired of waiting for an official release. I’ve had this ROM since 2010 and it’s an English translation one too! It’s amazing what a hacked 3DS can do!

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while but I finally hacked my 3DS XL! Tested it with a spare system and then finally did it to my main system. It’s super easy and now I get to play games I was curious about but didn’t wanna spend the money on!

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Pumpkin Spice Expresso Martini

Haircut and 2 week beard progress!

My first livestream of THE STONEY SLEUTH starts TODAY at 1pm PDT! 🍃 Can a 420-powered detective solve the mystery in L.A. Noire? Well, I guess we’re gonna find out! Hope to see you all there ✌🏼 Twitch.tv/jeffbrutlag

Am I extra for Frankenstein-ing clips of a song to edit out the audio from an online radio recording of a song that is no longer on Apple Music? It’s not perfect cuz the very end I couldn’t recreate with what I had but I did what I could. I just really wanted to hear the song again!

I was feeling very horny at work but I’m home now so happy #FCF !

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Welcome….to my MIND PALACE

I want a popsocket for my phone and I found out you can customize them on their website… I’m very tempted to order this but idk if it will go through cuz copyright?

It took me forever but I finally beat Super Mario Wonder! It was such a fun, neat game!

It was too damn hot to keep my beard so it’s gone for the time being. It will be back before you know it cuz it grows fast. Just curious, how old do I look without a beard?

It’s clobberin’ time! I don’t go to the movies as much as I used to but Fantastic Four: First Steps feels like one I shouldn’t miss!

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie, if you want to...

I play marvel rivals for the plot…

This lovely thing happened on my subscription tab on YouTube and I love the idea of Nick explaining Sonic the Hedgehog to Kit. (That is not at all what is happening in the shorts tho…)

I saw these donuts someone brought to work and I walked around asking if people had seen Drop Dead Gorgeous… not one person said yes… You can see the disappointment in my face.

At work they finally pushed the windows 11 update to my pc and I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH! 😭

I’m gonna keep on dancing at the Boo Cinema!

The Switch 2 pre-order with Best Buy Saga is af an end… So instead of sending me a replacement, they refunded me the money… and didn’t even let me know. I had to call in to find out. This has been one big headache and I’m glad it’s over. Never ordering from them again.

So Fed Ex still hasn’t updated my switch 2 delivery status and I talked to Best Buy customer support. They’re gonna try to send a replacement and if they are not able to, they’re gonna just refund me. 🫤 but…

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These are the things that I've realized now that it's too late, I want a dream to come true…

Well at least 1 thing arrived on time…

So I haven’t had an update with my Switch 2 tracking info since yesterday. Fuck me I guess.

Congrats to those who got their switch 2 tonight! Mine will be delivered later today and I can’t wait to play Mario Kart World!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! The status changed!

Alone in my antiquity, replay a distant memory…

Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.