when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

"Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the Constitution"

Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.

Honestly such a relief when you find the one perfect gift that will work for everyone on your holiday list.

Look at these dingdongs

spork hopes everyone is having a dignified day

Third season of Our Flag Means Death when?

I'm cheering for Netflix.

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

It is so sad that Eurovision has become complicit in the crimes of Israel. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Always weird to me that Israel is in Eurovision because Israel is not, in fact, in Europe.

This is Beau. He just ate some yellow snow. But it was not lemon-flavored. 12/10

According to this form you can upload 5Gb files.

I can’t believe they made a movie about Ham Net.

This beautiful nerd has finally mastered her potty training and is ready to find her forever home. Scarlett is nearly a year old, about 18 lbs and good with other dogs and with cats. She's gentle and food motivated. New folks make her nervous, but gets used to them quickly. She's a master snuggler.

And there's a 30% off coupon code today!

There's also a dog version, if that's more your thing.

Obligatory Black Friday Post Analog calendars are really hot right now.

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

I was right

The greatest Thanksgiving special ever made by any TV show in history. There is no debate. Don’t even bother.

It's Dogsgiving! These are our guests, Cooper and Sapphire.

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

Racist MAGA cartoonist Scott Adams of Dilbert fame tweets for help on his prostate cancer to Trump & RFK Jr respond rapidly. So if you are in the inner circle of transactions with Trump, you get quick healthcare. Otherwise, they just want to take it away. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)

You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)

This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)

As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.

Not even going to pretend he things this is fun

We're wearing holiday sweaters today

This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)

She knows she looks good

This is Mandy. She has been told she has certain noodle-like qualities. Takes it as a compliment though, because everyone loves noodles. 13/10 (IG: spacecitysighthounds)

Trump praises Doctor Who, but spoils the plot to the 2026 Christmas special. #DoctorWho

grok, is my cat doing yoga?

Gender affirming care is critical lifesaving care.

Reminder that pirating books is taking cash (usually piddly but badly needed cash) right out of authors' pockets. IF you need or want FREE books the library, AO3 and yes even Wattpad are right there. PAY authors. Pay your fic authors via comments.

"Campbells Soup is "shit for fucking poor people" according to an exec" Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8FB...

Campbell’s Soup VP Mocks ‘Poor People’ Who Buy Its Food in Secret Recording - www.newsweek.com/campbells-so...

These folks are gonna get Mark Kelly elected President if they’re not careful lol

mark kelly sat on top of 526,126 gallons of fuel and rode a rocket into the vacuum of space four times i dont think he's afraid of the former host of celebrity apprentice

LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals. RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.

The only good Star Wars movie is Galaxy Quest. Wait I told it wrong.

Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"

Q: Passengers say you're putting the onus on passengers to create a more pleasant air travel experience. What are you doing immediately on your end to help? DUFFY: In the end, it's my responsibility to behave well. I can't offload that to anybody else. How I dress? I can't blame anybody else.

wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now

Dress for the TSA pat down you want, not the TSA pat down you have.